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Oh, Mustang Sally, mayor of Creative Loafing’s sex and love blog Bangtown, is a dirty girl. Here are her five gift recommendations for those on your list who are a little more “bedroom-minded,” if ya know what I’m saying. Enjoy!

Santa’s Lil Helper Spot Vibe ($11.55) and Old Saint Prick Santa Vibe ($6.18). Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit like a Santa Claus vibrator — it’s a fun way to make someone say “oh, oh, oh.”

Rudolph the Red Nosed Penis. [Men’s Reindeer Thong, $9.95, ] This gift will make the receiver view Rudolph with new joy and pleasure. You can best believe that hearing Rudolph on the radio will make her think of you.

• Clear Holiday Snowman Glass Dildo by RubyGlass21, ($24) from YourAdultTreasures.com. A glass dildo is the ultimate gift that keeps giving because you can share this sex toy with the giver as long as you keep it clean.

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• Nothing shows more holiday spirit like this Nutcracker costume by Forplay. Available at The Red Door, in this costume, you can play out your most exotic holiday fantasy.

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• For the book lover in your life, give Erotic French Postcards by Alexandre Dupouy, Philippe Jaenada, Serge Joncour, because the best sex starts in the mind.

Kimberly Lawson served as the editor of Creative Loafing from 2013 to 2015.

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