marisamillerfantasybra

Just kidding. If you really love me, you’ll just GIVE me $3 million.

Victoria’s Secret unveiled a real DIAMOND of a bra — actually, it was 2,350 white, champagne and cognac-colored diamonds — at its annual fashion show last week. According to Luxist.com, the 2009 Harlequin Fantasy bra can be worn in five ways: strapless, halter, crossback, one-strap or classic and has a total carat weight of 150 carats.

marisamillerfantasybra

Yeah, I just can’t imagine having that much bling weighing down my chest. And it’s definitely not something you could wear underneath your clothes. Hell, if I or someone I love spent $3 million on a bra studded with previous diamonds, I’d want everyone to know. I guess I’d have to walk around topless, which isn’t ideal considering the weather right now … but then again, if I pimped out my $3 million bra, someone would probably try to rob me. And that just seems degrading … being robbed of my undergarments.

But if you’re really interested, click here for info on how to order one.

Kimberly Lawson served as the editor of Creative Loafing from 2013 to 2015.

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