Q: So how do you feel about sausages?
A: I love sausages. Err … that is … I’m talking about the edible type. Uh … I mean … I’m referring to the ones made out of pork. Well, what I’m trying to say is … oh, get your mind out of the gutter! Anyway, all puns aside, my hometown (Gary, Ind.) has a large immigrant population (Polish, Lithuanian, etc.), so I’ve always had access to really authentic, tasty-ass sausages. So, if you know of any shops in Charlotte that sell high-quality, phallic-shaped goodies, shoot me an e-mail.
This article appears in Dec 20-26, 2006.
