The old British expression “penny-wise and pound-foolish” has several meanings, one of which is “being overly careful about small things, to the point of undermining larger, more important things.” I bring this up because there seems to an epidemic of penny-wise pound-foolishness lately, particularly among penny-pinching politicians — and specifically when it comes to money for education. In fact, the condition has become widespread enough to create a Special DOUBLE Stupid Thing of the Week!

First up, Utah state senator Chris Buttars, who has the perfect solution to Utah public schools’ budget woes: eliminate 12th grade! The GOP lawmaker says that many high school seniors “fritter away” their last year of school anyhow, so why bother? Buttars believes that providing money for 12th grade amounts to “spending a whole lot of money for a whole bunch of kids who aren’t getting anything out of that grade,” and adds with pride that his proposal would save about $60 million. And those kinds of tax savings are what’s most important, right? Don’t even consider that, as clichéd as it may sound, education really is the glue that holds an advanced country together — go right ahead, slash away, especially when the purity of your anti-tax ideology is at stake. See? That’s what I mean by “penny-wise and pound-foolish.”

Which brings us to Part Two of our Stupid Thing of the Week. In a Thursday blog item, I suggested that education is too important to sacrifice, and the county commission should raise property taxes to make up projected shortfalls in the school system — and thus avoid the draconian cuts Supt. Peter Gorman is talking about. The next day, County Commissioner Bill James sent out an 800-word diatribe slamming my suggestion and claiming that “real leadership would be cutting taxes, allowing people to keep more of their own money.” It was nice to be reminded for the thousandth time of conservatives’ holy anti-tax mantra. The problem, though, is that cutting taxes in this case — not to mention letting our public school system go to hell — isn’t just crazy (at least as crazy as James considers a tax hike) — it’s destructive and genuinely irresponsible.

James’ response to my suggestion lifts him to the same lofty level as Utah’s Sen. Buttars: dedicated to the bitter end to a rigid ideology, at the cost of ignoring the reality of educating kids. Or, put another way, “My castle in the air is more important than your real-life crumbling school building.”

Look, I don’t want to pay more taxes any more than anyone else, but in the long run, it’s not about me, so yes, I think that as long as CMS cuts its administrative costs first, it would be worth a bit higher property tax bill. Why? Let’s try this again: education is really, really important — as in, civilization, never mind your city, is S.O.L. without it.

The extra funds could be in the form of a property tax hike that’s specifically targeted to meeting the schools’ needs this year and then is eliminated; it could be a surtax of one sort or another; another half-cent added to the sales tax; a levy on private schools; whatever — it’s time to be creative. But it would be done, more money for public schooling is sorely needed. Again, a self-respecting community does not let its public school system take the kinds of hits CMS is considering.

John Grooms is a multiple award-winning writer and editor, teacher, public speaker, event organizer, cultural critic, music history buff and incurable smartass. He writes the Boomer With Attitude column,...

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  1. Taxed Enough Already — there needs to be a Meck County Tea Party protesting property taxes. I agree that education is very important but why should the government have a monopoly on it?

    What would happen if we sold the public schools to a private enterprise(s). They may change them to condos, they may change to trade schools, church schools, specialty schools, who knows? Save on property taxes, let people spend their money how they want to spend it. Lets let alternative means of education take root.

  2. Alright! It’s Frank and Luke time again – for the ten millionth time. Seriously, can you too just go ahead and get a frickin room and leave normal people (like, who live in the 21st century) alone?

  3. Thankfully, only 5 people in the world ever really read these things on an average day.

    There’s Luke, Frank, and Frank’s three other personalities.

    At least Luke is consistent in what he says.

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