Not THAT Paul Stanley

Tennessee state senator Paul Stanley (no, not the Kiss singer/guitarist) has proudly added his name to the seemingly endless roster of horny Republican hypocrites, and then some. Stanley, a 47-year-old married father of two, announced yesterday that he’s resigning his senate seat after being blackmailed by the boyfriend of one of his interns, McKensie Morrison, 22. The boyfriend threatened to release photos of Stanley and Morrison, taken in Stanley’s apartment, unless the senator paid him $10,000. Experts in the field of political sex scandals point out that Stanley earned extra GOP Hypocrisy style points for having sex with an intern, thus adding a retro twist to his affair. In addition, he topped Pres. Clinton’s efforts in intern affairs by admitting to having actual intercourse with Morrison — no mere blowjobs for this GOP Superstud! On top of all that, Stanley has long been a strong advocate of — you guessed it — abstinence. Of course, he also opposed funding for Planned Parenthood because “unmarried people should not have sex.” And, needless to say, he sponsored a measure to ban gay couples from adopting children. A-a-a-n-d, one last thing that puts Stanley on the GOP Sex Scandal All-Star team: Morrison, the intern, is married to a man who’s serving a seven-year prison sentence in Florida. That man has now filed for divorce.

Not THAT Paul Stanley

THIS Paul Stanley

John Grooms is a multiple award-winning writer and editor, teacher, public speaker, event organizer, cultural critic, music history buff and incurable smartass. He writes the Boomer With Attitude column,...

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  1. One thing Grooms and other liberals dont understand is that even though these guys are hypocritical still doesnt change the fact that abstinence is ideal and that abortion is murder.

    Men fall (and sometimes jump) into sin all the time. Thats why we have Jesus…

  2. Last time I checked, we are talking about Paul Stanley in 2009. Who cares about what Clinton did or did not do that was a decade ago. Stanley is another example of the republican party and the hypocrisy between their policies and their extracurricular activities.

    Yes abstinence is ideal but it is unrealistic. To even suggest that abstinence only education is taught is ridiculous.

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