Jul 28 – Aug 4, 2009

Jul 28 - Aug 4, 2009 / Vol. 23 / No. 22

Timothy C. Davis

Timothy C. Davis has written for a variety of magazines and newspapers (some of them still solvent), including The Christian Science Monitor, SPIN, Tracks, Harp, No Depression, Punk Planet, Salon.com, Saveur and Mother Jones. His work has been anthologized in Making Notes: Music of the Carolinas, and Cornbread Nation 4: The Best of Southern Food…

When it is over, it’s over

Here’s a rule to follow, ladies and gentlemen, when the relationship is over, it’s done. It’s a wrap — especially if you’re the one who ended it. I have two friends who are dealing with their ex wives — women who ended the marriage but now that these men have moved on want them back.…

Chris Deal

Chris Deal writes from Huntersville, NC. His work has been featured in Colored Chalk, Brink, 50 to 1, Powder Burn Flash, and Brink. He is a fiction editor for Red Fez and the co-founder of The Velvet Burn. email: senorcaco@hotmail.com

Chris Deal

Chris Deal writes from Huntersville, NC. His work has been featured in Colored Chalk, Brink, 50 to 1, Powder Burn Flash, and Brink. He is a fiction editor for Red Fez and the co-founder of The Velvet Burn. email: senorcaco@hotmail.com

Todd Gallinek likes Nothing But Noodles

By Alexzenia Davis Todd Gallinek didn’t always have his eye on the boiling pot. In fact, he didn’t even have his foot in the kitchen. As a college student, Gallinek just knew he would become a lawyer … a career choice that stuck with him until his final year. Now, married with three kids, Gallinek…

Video tour of BeadLush

If you’re into jewelry-making, or are just a lush for beads, check out a tour of this Plaza Midwood shop, with owner Lydia Stern. 1217 The Plaza 704-376-3331 www.beadlush.com

Bra bandit in Gastonia

I didn’t know there was a black market for Victoria Secret bras. Here’s a case Gastonia police are trying to bust — the theft of $7,200 worth of bras Saturday afternoon from the Victoria’s Secret store at the Eastridge Mall. Police say managers at the store reported about 150 bras missing, at an average cost…

A local music community in Charlotte?

Artist communities can do many things — give individual artists the chance to collaborate with one another, put on events to get an artist’s work across to the public and help shape a city’s identity. One of the most important things that an artist community can do, it seems to me, is to simply support…

Sale of the day: I.C. London

SUPER SUMMER SALE! Select sleepwear 30-75% off Swimwear 30-75% off Select bras and panties 60-75% off Ballantyne Village 14825 John J. Delaney Dr 704-369-5210 www.iclondon.com

The Wack List: Aug. 3

Five people, places and things we really ain’t digging today. • Permit problems at EpiCentre. No new tenants can move in? That sucks. • Possible job losses that may come if the proposed state budget is passed. • The assholes in Maine who want to overturn gay marriage — which was recently legalized in the…

Epicentre, 8/1/09

American Idiot performed at the the Epicentre on Saturday, August 1 as part of the Epicentre’s outdoor summer concert series.

Today’s Top(less) 5: Monday

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, August 3, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing. • Couples welcomed to Bark at The Crazy Horse. • Check out a movie and neck in…

Baatin of Slum Village dead

Heard about the passing of Baatin — a former member of the rap group Slum Village — on Twitter. Then I found this article. He was a dope lyricist. He’ll be missed.

Japanese, please

The annual Bon Odori Festival will invade Wachovia Atrium and Plaza on Sat., Aug. 1 to celebrate Japanese culture with an array of entertainment, from Japanese dance and drum performances to martial arts demonstrations. The fest will also feature food, crafts and more, including a raffle ($5 to enter) for a free trip to Japan!…

Who is the ‘most inspired Charlotte bartender’?

Bombay Sapphire announced Stefan Huebner of Cosmos Café, 300 North College Street, is the winner of their “Most Inspired Charlotte Bartender Contest.” Huebner will compete in Las Vegas at the end of August against 39 other finalists to become the 2009 Most Inspired Bartender which includes a multi-page profile in GQ Magazine. Huebner’s winning recipe…

Upcoming: All You Can Eat Buff Faye Drag Brunch

Buff Faye presents The One & Only Queen City Sunday Drag Brunch $12 Buffet Per Person includes: Sunny Scrambled Eggs Buff’s Homemade Biscuits & Gravy Hot Sausage Links & Bacon Mama’s Crispy Hashbrowns & More Coffee, Soft Drink or Ice Tea “I NEED A DRINK” SPECIALS Mimosa & Bloody Mary Bar Noon to 3 p.m.…

10-in-10 CD reviews

Each Friday, we bring you 10 reviews of recently released CDs done in 10 words each: Trevor Hall Trevor Hall — 22-year-old’s debut combines reggae, soul and acoustic rock. Chris Ayer Don’t Go Back to Sleep — Folk done in a pop format, pleasant and strong vocals. Various Artists Funny People Soundtrack — McCartney, Plant,…

What a Heeling: Heels.com keeps feet happy

Are you antsy for some much needed retail therapy but you’d rather not have to drive to the mall? Perhaps you’re having a late night craving for peep-toes and strappy sandals? Worry no more — Heels.com is here to satisfy your shoe shopping urges, and they’ll throw in the shipping for free. “Welcome to shoe…

Meet Joy Randall, owner of Flawless Makeup Art

The days of ruling out those “hot summer looks” in the Cosmo magazine are over. There is a new makeup artist in town, and her name is Joy Randall. She believes it is simple: You just have to break through those self-made boxes, and embrace your “flawless” beauty. Creative Loafing: So tell me about Flawless…

Trunk show at L.A. East featuring Ed Hardy/Christian Audigier eyewear

It’s Friday — time for a trunk show, complete with cold beer on tap, wine and music! Head out to L.A. East’s Blakeney store for their first trunk show, featuring Ed Hardy/Christian Audigier Eyewear — that’s sunglasses, readers and  prescription frames. 10 percent off! As an added incentive, a portion of all sales go to…

Sale of the day: Niche

It’s a store-wide summer sale at Niche, the hit sneaker and clothing boutique in SouthEnd this weekend. Everything’s $20, $40 or $60 (aside from some new fall items). 1510 Camden Rd 704-379-1811 www.thenichemarket.com

Today’s Top (less) 5: Friday

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 31, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing. • Pimps and Hos party at The Estate. • Switch Party at The Men’s Club. • Owl’s…

Half price cheesecake at the Factory

Happy National Cheesecake Day! Yup, that’s right … July 30 marks a very special holiday. Enjoy a slice of cheesecake to celebrate. In honor of NCD, The Cheesecake Factory is offering all their cheesecakes at half price today. Today they will also introduce their newest flavor: Stefanie’s Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake™. You have 30…

Street Style: Summer Print

Name: Christy Ward Occupation: Retail Store Manager Spotted: Black & Blue: The Denim Destination at the Morrison Shopping Center Rockin: Flutter sleeved printed Modern Amusement blouse, boot cut white denim Anlo jeans, open-toed Aldo heels, & summer jewelry from Black & Blue Style Philosophy: “Less is more. Don’t overdo it.”

Lashawnda

alias: Sherotzn passion: Louis Vuitton, Christian Louboutin, Hermes and David Yurman inspiration: My passport, first class, a red eye and a Concorde favorite beauty product: Jo Malone’s Vitamin E Body Treatment Scrub current city: Charlotte (then the world) plug: www.qcitymetro.com (she’s the style editor) To see more photos by Jasiatic, visit www.createtressphotography.blogspot.com.

Another dimension of oddity in jewelry

When most people think of incorporating wool into their accessories, jewelry does not necessarily spring to mind. Scarves, hats, gloves, sure, but necklaces and rings? Earrings and bracelets? As surprising as this pairing may first seem, the unique and absolutely stunning outcome is phenomenal. Zorica “Zoe” Djukic takes the awkward pair and gives them yet…

Obama smacks health insurers

Your money AND your life: Blue Cross CEO Bob Greczyn President Obama held a town hall-style meeting in Raleigh yesterday before 2200 people, drumming up support for his health care reform effort. He finally took off the gloves regarding the health insurance companies who currently dominate the timing and pricing of health care delivery in…

Today’s Top(less) 5: Thursday

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 30, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing. •Learn to Samba. •Kick Ass lunch at The Men’s Club. •Live hip-hop band concert. •Get great tail…

Mamma Mia, Julie & Julia restaurant deals

• Zink American Kitchen, 201 North Tryon St., is offering 20 percent off the food portion of the tab when shown a ticket to Mamma Mia. 704-444-9001. • Mez, 210 East Trade St., is featuring a “Feast of Julia Child” menu in honor of the film Julie & Julia from Aug. 6 through 9. The…

Looks only get you so far

Society rewards the beautiful people. This may not be fair, but it’s the real world. A 5’5″ 115 lb, flowing haired cover girl like my friend Tiffany can get by more than a 5’2″, 165 lb female. Additionally, a 6’2″, 224 lb athletic, handsome guy like Gerard Butler will be granted far more leeway than…

Shatner, Palin and poetry

Some days you just can’t take the silliness coming from the right wing too seriously. For this humble blogger, today is one of those days. Luckily, Conan O’Brien and William Shatner felt that way Monday. You probably saw, or read about, Sarah Palin’s really bizarre farewell speech as she left the Alaska governor’s office Sunday.…

The new champ of GOP sexpocrisy!

Tennessee state senator Paul Stanley (no, not the Kiss singer/guitarist) has proudly added his name to the seemingly endless roster of horny Republican hypocrites, and then some. Stanley, a 47-year-old married father of two, announced yesterday that he’s resigning his senate seat after being blackmailed by the boyfriend of one of his interns, McKensie Morrison,…

The dangers of skinny jeans

I can’t stand skinny jeans … for me, I mean. I like to feel like I can breathe in my clothing. And it’s much too hot outside to feel like I have another layer of skin on my body. I’m just saying. I’m not knocking them for other folks, though. Skinny jeans can be stylish,…

Concert announcement — Jason Mraz

While Jason Mraz stuck around last night and performed a two-hour show for roughly 1,800 lucky attendees, he has also agreed to reschedule the concert to Sept. 10 at the Uptown Amphitheatre. Ticket-holders who were not able to get into the Fillmore last night can keep their tickets for the new show date. If you’d…

Sale of the day: By Design

Now through Aug. 9, By Design, an international furniture store, will pay your sales tax. For example, this Ingrid Bed is going for $897, down from a MSRP of $1199. 2130 South Blvd. 704-342-4600 11501 Carolina Place Parkway, Pineville 704-542-8803

Street Style: Asymmetry

Name: Adrienne Shreur Occupation: Planning & Development Assistant Spotted: Uptown, 4th Street & South Tryon Street Rockin: Tailored top from Harold’s, asymmetrical ruffled polka dot skirt from Harold’s, slim Bandolino heels, and logo printed Coach change purse Style Philosophy: “I like to look simple and classic.”

Something odd about N.C. ‘terrorist plot’

Oh boy, here we go — terrorists in NC! TV news should have a field day. Considering the feds’ past record with supposed “terrorist cells” in America, forgive my skepticism. OK, maybe the feds know what they’re doing this time, and these 7 guys are really who the government says they are. Maybe a drywall…

Project Runway Korto Momolu coming to Charlotte

The finalist from Project Runway and featured designer on BET’s Rip the Runway will be stopping through the Queen City on Aug. 6 to unveil her fall collection. Time: 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Doors open at 6:15 p.m. Where: Harris Conference Center 3216 CPCC Harris Campus Drive 704-330-4611 Contact Person: Narria Rice, 877-298-2220 nrice.visionaryminds@gmail.com…

Whatever happened to ‘Officer Friendly’?

Renowned law professor and author Stanley Fish, in a New York Times article , compares Prof. Henry Louis Gates’ tenure at Duke University to the recent Gates/Police incident, and the so-called “birthers”’ weird obsession with Pres. Obama’s birth certificate. It sheds some light on a situation that has become a national mirror, so it’s worth…

Free Market Warrior vs. Uniquely Obama

By now I’m sure you’ve heard about the conservative kiosk owner at Concord Mills who sells merchandise critical of President Obama, amongst other things. Loren Spivack says his kiosk, Free Market Warrior, is being nudged out of the Concord Mills mall in Concord, N.C., because of political reasons. He’s scheduled to meet with mall officials…

Sale of the day: Seventy-two Shoe Boutique

Visit this shoe shop in Blakeney, spend $150 on spring/summer shoes marked down to 60 percent off AND get $50 off your next regularly priced purchase between August 1 -15. Read more about the shop here. 9856-G Rea Road 704-542-0472 www.72shoeboutique.com

Are you addicted to Facebook and in need of a job?

You have a Facebook page, right? You even have Facebook mobile. But you don’t have a job. A recent CNN story says your social networking skills are about to get you paid. While many job seekers heed advice on joining social media sites to use as networking tools, they are also warned not to invest…

Fraser

alias: Flav, Enlil, Frase, a$$h%le, Earth, Sun, ninjaScientist, W.o.o.d.s.m.e.n passion: Creative channeling inspiration: The human experience favorite porn star: Jenaveve Jolie (u got it Maf) current city: Charlotte plug: The Nook on Central and Plaza on Fridays, Apostrophe (unheard Sound Sessions) on S. Tryon on Saturdays To see more photos by Jasiatic, visit www.createtressphotography.blogspot.com.

BEST NEW BUILDING/ATTRACTION

While the new NASCAR Hall of Fame will do as much to improve Charlotte’s ritzy cracker image as an Iranian cyclotron, literate folk who still have all their teeth can point with pride to the new Harvey B. Gantt Center for African-American Arts and Culture a couple of blocks west at the crossroads of Tryon…

COMEDY: Mark Klein

Comedian Mark Klein has a long history, of more than 20 years, doing both stand-up and corporate comedic presentations. On the side, he also races horses, which isn’t surprising, considering that he’s from Louisville, Kentucky. Rattling off his routine like an auctioneer, his fast-paced show features the business of horses, politics and family, among other…

BEST RADIO PERSONALITY

For years, Divakar has given up his time to help showcase as much local and regional music as he can on Sunday nights on 106.5 FM. Aside from his work on the radio, which often includes interviews of local bands, he’s also regularly seen around the scene and supporting the acts that he plays on…

BEST LOCO-GALLERIES

Charlotte artists, hinterland artists, artists-who-will-no-longer-be-artists-in-two-years artists, labored-long-and-unsung artists, lame artists, little-diamonds-in-the-rough artists, blowhard artists, quiet surprise artists, keep-your-day-job artists, Friday-night-wandering-around-in-NoDa-look-what-I-found artists. They’re all here. NoDa is Jack Kerouac on a good day. And on a very, very bad day, too. Center of the Earth 3204 N. Davidson St. 704-375-5756 The ArtHouse 3103 Cullman Ave. 704-962-9700…

BEST LOCAL BAND/ARTIST

A two-man band with an amazingly full-band sound is probably the simplest and best way to describe these stalwarts of the Charlotte music scene. We first came to know real-life brothers Justin and Matt Faircloth as the duo, The Houston Brothers. Justin simultaneously handled vocals, keys and drums while Matt handled harmonies, guitar and bass…

BEST BOWLING ALLEY

For non-leaguers who just like to get out there and have fun, you can’t beat the upscale bowling atmosphere at Strike City. Get full restaurant and bar service laneside from the comfort of your chic seating area, which feels more like the VIP section of a nightclub than an alley. If bowling isn’t your game,…

BEST BARBECUE

A repeat winner. This Carter family eatery is the only place in the region where diners can actually watch and smell pork shoulders slowly cooking in a barbecue pit right in the main dining room. If you like — or know — what outside brown is, Old Hickory is your kind of place.

BEST SANDWICH

Everything about this sandwich works: flavorful mojo marinated roasted pork, thin slices of ham, the sharp notes of sour pickles, mustard, and Swiss cheese married into Cuban bread via a press.

BEST FIND OF THE LAST 12 MONTHS

In an old gas station outside the beltway, Jake’s excels in starters: crispy cornmeal-embraced oysters paired with a tartar sauce drizzled with Sriracha, and Southern fried green tomatoes urbanized by the bed of braised leeks. Yum.

MOST MISSED OLD BUILDING

Sports fans will remember it as “The Hive” (you know, when we actually had a decent basketball team and even better attendance?) and host to 1994’s NCAA Final Four. But the lack of luxury seats sent the Hornets further south and TWCA, with all its bells and whistles, books all the big gigs downtown. Sure…

NIGHTLIFE: Best of Charlotte Readers’ Picks Party

Creative Loafing’s biggest and brightest issue, “Best of Charlotte 2009,” hits stands (and the Web) today. To celebrate the best of the best in the Q.C., chosen by you the readers, Madison’s is hosting a Readers’ Picks Party that very same night. Everyone’s invited, and with a live DJ spinning tunes, drink specials for those…

CL previews upcoming concerts (July 29-Aug.4)

WEDNESDAY, JULY 29 Pterodactyl These four sound-alchemists are based in Brooklyn, N.Y., and their latest, Worldwild, certainly fits today’s multi-culti big-city sonic bill: polyrhythmic beat-fucking, rabid full-band chanting and cross-harmonizing, guitar FX detonations, epileptic arrangements and tempos, and plenty of laptop mischief – just to highlight the most tell-tale signs. How do they differ from…

BEST RADIO SHOW

Thompson, the public affairs director for WBAV 101.9 FM, has her finger on the pulse of Charlotte. And thanks to her microphone and voice, Charlotte radio is saved from totally sucking. Thompson has been a journalist in the Queen City for more than 30 years, knowing what topics need coverage and what the community will…

BEST LOCAL ARTIST

The term “global warming” can cause narcolepsy. “Resource depletion” and “overpopulation” are coma-inducing mantras. Marek Ranis is a Charlotte artist who makes us think about big issues because he presents those issues with force and authority and beauty. See four paintings from his Albedo series at the NASCAR Hall of Fame once the center opens…

BEST LOCAL SONGWRITER

Warwick’s Secondhand Stories are (grand simplification here, but we only have so much space) somewhat along the lines of a Talk Talk (note the extra “Talk”; not the local band of old) or Sam Beam if either of those acts were signed to an up-to-the-minute indie-like Thrill Jockey: The music is soaring yet hushed, harmonically…

BEST NEIGHBORHOOD BAR

Is it any surprise that our pick for Best Area to Live would also be home to our favorite neighborhood bar? But you don’t have to live in the ‘hood to feel welcome at T-Street. This Plaza Midwood mainstay attracts people from all walks, with its massive dog-friendly deck in back, which in addition to…

BEST BUFFET

As CL food critic Tricia Childress states, “I think these are dangerous and should not be encouraged.” Nuff said.

BEST SUSHI

Mai first opened on South Boulevard in 1997, closed in 2006 and then re-emerged in South Charlotte last fall. Owner Masanori was once a sushi chef at the fabled Charlotte restaurant Tokyo; so for me, the choice was relatively simple since what you want at a sushi bar is to establish a relationship with the…

WORST EYESORE

Referred to in the past as “that pink church” (to go along with “that pink building” on South Boulevard; see the Readers’ Pick in this category), this garish edifice on Hwy. 51 is just the sort of temple of worship one would expect down Ballantyne way: expensive, superficial and calling attention to itself (no wonder…

Book review: The Attack on the Liberty by James Scott

Subtitled The Untold Story of Israel’s Deadly 1967 Assault on a U.S. Spy Ship, and written by Charleston-based journalist James Scott, The Attack On The Liberty is a gripping, true story about an outrageous international event that remains unresolved to this day. It happened during the Six-Day War in June 1967, during which Israel’s surprise…

The New Familiars’ latest is … new, familiar

Charlotte’s The New Familiars have slowly built up one heck of a fanbase around Charlotte, and the East Coast, for that matter. They’re constantly on the road — working on new songs, earning the admiration of new fans and also breaking in new band members. It wasn’t too long ago that singer/guitarist/banjo player Eric-Scott Guthrie…

BEST LOCAL TV ANCHOR

A repeat winner. With a clear, smooth voice that has enough bass in it to make you believe he’s telling the truth and not reading from a teleprompter, News 14’s Rob Boisvert has what too many local news anchors don’t: credibility. Every story is delivered without the dramatics that some anchors play with for ratings…

BEST THEATER COMPANY

A repeat winner. Without the hearty support of the Arts & Science Council, Actor’s Theatre of Charlotte made its 20th season a true milestone. Along with the usual surpassing excellence of Lieutenant of Inishmore, Rabbit Hole, and Blue and successful remounts of Santaland Diaries and Bat Boy, Actor’s Theatre surpassed itself with the world premiere…

BEST LOCAL MALE VOCALIST

A repeat winner. Whatever on- and off-stage shenanigans Mr. Hughes gets up to, that croon of his can melt the frost off any cynic’s heart. Still riding high on last year’s A Love Extreme, arguably the party (double) disc of the season, Hughes’ vocal range suits his songs to a tee, whether celebrating the party…

BEST DOWNTOWN BAR

A repeat winner. Bring on the new nightlife … nothing as of yet has compared to this tried and true favorite. The guys who started this place know a thing or two about Irish pubs. Born and raised in Dublin, one has a background in design (as evidenced by the beautiful bar) and the other…

BEST SMOOTHIE (INDIVIDUAL)

A lassi is the best choice to offset the fire of vindaloo, but on its own this smoothie is creamy, sweet and smooth.

BEST SPLURGE RESTAURANT

230 E. W.T. Harris Blvd., Suite C1 704-548-2432 901 S. Kings Drive, Suite 140B 704-334-4400

THEATER: Barefoot in the Park

No shoes allowed Why is it that things can be fine and dandy in a relationship, yet deteriorate after marriage? No one really knows the answer to this, but we all like to give our two cents. Davidson Community Players’ latest production Barefoot in the Park is about a newly-wed couple who moves into an…

DC Comics: From zero to hero

It seems like it wasn’t so long ago that I was bitchin’ and moanin’ about the comic books being published by DC Comics. I mean, I really was not digging a lot of what the company was doing. It’s not that I hated everything, but if you read this column, you may remember my discontent…

McCrory the socialist and other answers to your burning questions

Back to the Boomer With Attitude mailbag. One of these questions is made up, so see if you can figure out which one it is. Dear BWA: Why don’t you do something constructive and write an article about ways ordinary people can help stop global warming by changing their energy-wasting habits? — Green Man Dear…

BEST LOCAL TV METEOROLOGIST

Being a weatherman these days is as much about personality as it is about accurate predictions. And you don’t find characters like Larry every day. In addition to seeing him weekday mornings on WCNC, you can find Larry (and his killer coif) volunteering and speaking at events all over the city. If you get the…

BEST ACTOR

Count on Robert Lee Simmons to deliver the menace or the madness with charismatic force. He’s been spreading his special electricity among different companies over the past couple of years, with key roles at Actor’s Theatre (Pillowman and Lieutenant of Inishmore), Collaborative Arts (Romeo & Juliet), and CP Summer Theatre (Rainmaker and Dial M for…

BEST LOCAL FEMALE VOCALIST

Navarro is kinda like having our own Gwen Stefani and we mean this in the very best of ways. She possesses that grrl (i.e. spunky) attitude, she’s got a bod you’d absolutely kill for (she’s a top-notch yoga instructor), and her vocals are just as strong and rock-steady, candy-sweet and radio-ready as Stefani’s. Plus, she’s…

BEST SPORTS BAR

If you don’t have a ticket but like being close to the action, their Uptown location sits in close proximity to both Bank of America Stadium and Time Warner Cable Arena. Wood accents with hunter green and burgundy walls provide a casual yet classy atmosphere to rendezvous with the guys. With multiple levels and multiple…

BEST COFFEE EXPERIENCE

Bored with wine tastings? Tutored cuppings are offered with Brent Hall at Counter Culture Charlotte Regional Training Center every Friday at 10 a.m. www.charlotte.counterculturecoffee.com.

BEST SMOOTHIES (OVERALL)

A repeat winner, time after time. The Floridays is particularly noteworthy, but really, you’re not going to go wrong with any of their lip-smacking selections. 1408 East Blvd., Suite D 704-358-0006 4717 Sharon Road, Suite 1B 704-367-3425

BEST JAPANESE

8500 Pineville Matthews Road 704-543-8899 8601 University Executive Park Drive 704-549-9966

Obama’s military is spying on U.S. spy groups

Anti-war activists in Olympia, Wash., have exposed U.S. Army spying and infiltration of their groups, as well as intelligence gathering by the U.S. Air Force, the federal Capitol Police and the Coast Guard. The infiltration appears to be in direct violation of the Posse Comitatus Act preventing U.S. military deployment for domestic law enforcement, and…

BEST HOTEL

With their signature Heavenly Beds, you probably won’t want to leave the comforts of your hotel room except to mosey on down to the lobby bar for some people-watching and a well-made (albeit over-priced) cocktail. A light rail stop right outside the hotel doors makes it convenient for travelers to get around, and for locals…

Bizarre crimes from Charlotte police files

Sister Act: Police were called to a home when a 22-year-old woman realized that her car was stolen out of the driveway. Before officers could arrive on the scene, the car was found. It appears that the girl’s sister had stolen it for a quick ride down the street and, while high on prescription pills,…

Is Dr. Regina Benjamin too fat to be surgeon general?

America wants a smoking hot surgeon general. Who knew? Apparently (based on reports from media outlets like FoxNews and ABC News), the new surgeon general nominee — Dr. Regina Benjamin — is not a good candidate for the job because she is slightly overweight. Really. It’s a good thing that people weren’t thinking about that…

BEST LOCAL TV SPORTS ANCHOR

A repeat winner. There’s nothing little about this two-time national champion wide receiver turned sports reporter. A 20-year Charlotte media veteran, Delano continues to deliver the dish on local sports from NASCAR race week in May, to Football Friday Nights in the fall.

BEST ACTRESS

Pickin’s have been relatively slim for Nicia Carla over the past year or so — Snail in A Year With Frog & Toad, hookah-puffing Caterpillar and a Tweedle in Alice in Concert, the pirate Starkey in Peter Pan, and the insouciant Grace Bradley in Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Yet the diva of ImaginOn has brought…

BEST CLUB/PARTY DJ

You could call him “The Party Starter,” and it’s no joke. With an ear for danceable fare old and (especially) new, Señor Brazil is a man-about-town fixture whose wicked sense of humor and grande heart comes through in both the grooves (or data) he spins and the parties he throws. Often busy in various bands…

BEST GAY/LESBIAN BAR

This cabaret-style club is not your run-of-the-mill (read “Howl at the Moon”) piano bar. Of course you can still gather around the baby grand and sing along on Friday and Saturday nights, but Petra’s has expanded over the past year to add more space including a patio and pool room for your lounging pleasure. Don’t…

BEST STEAK HOUSE

In a town that has a plethora of steak houses, Del Frisco’s gets the high marks.

BEST KARAOKE

Good karaoke is an oxymoronic myth. But if you must belt out your favorite Journey ballads, Jackalope Jacks is the place to be on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays starting up around 10:30 p.m. If you aren’t feeling bold enough to perform, you can “American Idolize” those who do from the comfort of the closest booth…

BEST MUSEUM

Charlotte museums are stoic, grand and vulnerable — a small stand of giant Sequoias sprouting from an asphalt savanna. Levine Museum of the New South, Charlotte Museum of History and the two Mints are the best bundle in the state, and together boast more high-end shows than most cities. With last year’s Andy Warhol Portfolios,…

Why were the continents once all piled in a big clump?

I’ve seen pictures of Pangaea, the giant land mass that eventually separated into the continents we know today. But why were the continents smushed together like that in the first place? What made the land higher on that one side of the earth? Were there other continents we can no longer account for? Is it…

USA Today article questions climate models

Someday, school children will learn about the bustling metropolis once called New York City, crossroads to the world. But they won’t be able to go there because it will be uninhabitable, as the New York City area has been on and off for much of its history. Just 12,000 years ago, it was bitterly cold…

BEST LOCAL TV NEWS REPORTER

A repeat winner. He’s a three-time Peabody Award winner and with good reason: Watson is one of the few TV news journalists who does the legwork, reads the records, chases down the sources, and figures out databases like a champ. Plus, he’s not a bad storyteller, either.

BEST PERFORMING ARTS GROUP

A repeat winner. The closer North Carolina Dance Theatre brings us to the action, the more exciting they get. Keeping their fall Innovative Works showcase of new and contemporary pieces parked at Booth Playhouse, NCDT invited us back in the spring for second helpings at the Booth with a themed program, A Night at the…

CHAMPION OF THE SCENE

If there’s a hardest working man in Charlotte’s show biz arena, it’s gotta be Bruce Hazel. Aside from being one hell of a showman for his own outfit — Bruce Hazel and Some Volunteers — he also busts his ass to put together the annual Fool’s Brigade benefit. It gets bigger and bigger every year,…

BEST BAR/RESTAURANT PATIO

Even if you don’t roll with the dressed-to-impress club crowd, you’ll appreciate the Zen-chic ambience of Suite’s prized private outdoor area. Take in the views of Uptown from one of the VIP tables on their Skyview Terrace where they offer the same swank service you get throughout the club. You have to pay to sit…

BEST NEW RESTAURANT (OPENED IN LAST 12 MONTHS)

While other contenders for this award set out with high marks, they fell short due to bellowing interiors or food prices that didn’t meet the expectations of Charlotte’s new lean reality. Since September 2008, when Charlotte’s economy fell off the edge, dining has changed. High-end, chef-driven restaurants with mega-dollar upfits have made way for the…

BEST SEAFOOD RESTAURANT

The grub is amazing — even a staple entrée like the salmon served on a plank takes on super-savory powers. And be sure to join their club to receive incredible deals.

BEST MILKSHAKES (OVERALL)

A repeat winner. Having to choose between the flavors of Banana Pudding or Strawberry Cheesecake: priceless. Various locations.

BEST AREA TO LIVE IN CHARLOTTE

“There’s no neighborhood as cool as Plaza Midwood in the nation’s capital, and your restaurants are certainly better.” OK, so Will Smith never actually said this. But anyone can see why folks might’ve fallen for the Observer’s April Fool’s Day gag. Living in PM has its perks: Some of the best food and hippest hangouts…

Horoscope for July 29-Aug. 4, 2009

Leo the Lion (July 22-Aug. 22): Your plans and ideas may be challenged by another at this time. If you have done the necessary groundwork, you will emerge the winner. Do your best to generate a win-win situation out of the duel, and avoid a frank battle of wills. This is a week in which…

How’s business?

For months now, the global financial meltdown has wreaked havoc on Charlotte’s economic landscape, wiping out businesses left and right with no remorse. Strangely, though, we as consumers don’t often see the death of a beloved business coming; we generally don’t know how bad it is for our favorite retail shops, eateries, car dealerships and…

BEST LOCAL NEWSPAPER REPORTER

Helms’ reporting on education has been invaluable during the past year when budget cuts and changes in the School Board have shaken Charlotte public schools to their foundations. Fair, dedicated, and a good writer to boot.

BEST FIRST LEAP

The opening of Knight Theater in our spanking new cultural corridor, with North Carolina Dance Theatre headlining the “Light the Knight” grand opening gala on Jan. 8, ought to be sufficient cause for jubilation. Leave it to North Carolina Blumenthal PAC prez Tom Gabbard to find a way to ratchet the excitement even higher. Somehow,…

BEST STRIP CLUB

You won’t find dudes doing meth in the bathroom at this upscale “gentleman’s” establishment, which is more than we can say for its sketchier competition. This club has class — as they say on their Web site, “If you look like you just walked out of an MTV hip-hop video, you’re probably not going to…

BEST SPLURGE RESTAURANT

Locally owned Noble’s Restaurant (named after self-trained chef and owner Jimmy Noble) has worked hard to be a SouthPark destination restaurant.

BEST PIZZA

Wolfman was a frequent BOC winner until the rash of new kids on the block took off. But make no mistake: Their pies are as satisfying as ever (the Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Pizza is simply delicious delicious), and if you haven’t checked them out lately, now’s as good a time as any to return to the…

LOCAL HERO

Barney Offerman is a beloved figure among Charlotte’s progressive community, admired as much for his integrity and wit as for his organizing abilities. We honor him for his life of dedication to social justice. After years of labor, racial justice and literacy work in New Orleans and Mississippi, and a stint in the administration of…

BEST PRE-GAME HANGOUT DOWNTOWN

Tailgating is a sport in its own right, with folks constantly looking for ways to one-up the competition for “top tailgate” title. (“He’s picking up fried chicken from Price’s? Well, I’m roasting my own pig!”) There are several choice locations dotting the downtown parking lots to get your game face on. Due to the recent…

Repulsion, Watchmen among new DVD reviews

BAD LIEUTENANT (1992). Harvey Keitel began his career as one of Martin Scorsese’s go-to guys, but lately, he’s been mostly MIA from movie screens (his most visible work has been in a trivial role in those daft National Treasure flicks). Yet for a lengthy stretch during the 1990s, he emerged as one of cinema’s great…

BEST LOCAL MAGAZINE

Even with the slow suffocation of traditional print media as we know it, this monthly mag has managed to rise above and remain a great source for Charlotteans to stay in the know, with thoughtful features and insightful guides. In addition to keeping us entertained and informed, they also do their part for the community.…

BEST LAST LEAP

She was so beloved as Clara in North Carolina Dance Theatre’s Nutcracker, you could forgive the company for being reluctant to allow Charlotte’s sweetheart, Mia Cunningham, to grow up. Nearly to the end of her career, Cunningham was youth and joy in the egg, playing such roles as Cinderella and Peter Pan’s Wendy during her…

BEST CONCERT VENUE (LARGE)

A repeat winner. Since going through a remodeling, the Neighborhood Theatre has quickly become a venue-of-all-sizes. They can put in seats for the mellow shows and clear house to make room for dancing. The VIP sections give great views while the balcony offers a completely different perspective. The staff is comprised of some of the…

BEST DIVE BAR

A repeat winner. If you like Selwyn Pub, you won’t like the Beaver. Which is pretty much exactly what we love about this place. You won’t find the typical khaki-clad Charlotte clientele here. What you will find at this funky, smoke-free spot is PBR tallboys, killer Bloodys, a great jukebox and a colorful cast of…

BEST CHEAP RESTAURANT

The menu here offers snacks (chaats) and street food from a variety of regions in India. Not only are the prices easy on the wallet, but unlike traditional one-note fast food items, Indian cheap food has a sensibility of balance: crisp to soft, tart to sweet, creamy to spicy. One of the best chaats at…

BEST CHINESE

This small Elizabeth outpost has a delightful selection of conventional Chinese cuisines. On the Cantonese menu is a glorious crispy roasted duck.

BEST DESSERT (DISH AND RESTAURANT)

Pastry chefs often get short shrift, but Chef Kaltsounis, a graduate of the French Culinary Institute in Manhattan, finds both children and adults in his fan base. Whether a modern take on Greek pastries or a fine slice of layer cake, his desserts at Big View, Ilios Noches and Nolen’s make the finale memorable.

LOCAL ZERO

More and more people are coming to the realization that Gorman may not be the long-view, visionary superintendent CMS desperately needs. Crowded schools in the ’burbs, lousy inner city schools, bullying, endless official tests, opaque CMS administration, clueless downtown desk-sitters dictating to principals and teachers — all were problems when Gorman started, all are problems…

WORST INTERSECTION

Anyone who’s had to make their way through Myers Park knows that the unholiest of intersections isn’t the Bermuda Triangle — it’s the corner(s) of Queens, Queens, Providence and Providence. Whether you’re inching away from downtown on your way home from work or trying to give directions to an out-of-towner, the traffic pattern here is…

The Hurt Locker: A worthy Iraq War flick

Who knew that director Kathryn Bigelow was anything other than a Hollywood hack? Sure, sure, she’s had her supporters, but practically all of her past projects have favored cold style over warm substance. The justly forgotten Blue Steel was one of the worst films of the 1990s, Point Break was merely daft masturbation fodder for…

BEST POST-PRINT JOURNALISTS

The death of print publications and the rise of Internet-only news outlets has left a lot of journalists out in the lurch — with tons of talent and experience, but no idea how to adapt to an ever-changing media landscape. Charlotte-based writers Jarvis Holliday and Mary C. Curtis, however, have embraced this brand-new world with…

BEST HIGH DIVE

Hey, when Carolina Actors Studio Theatre decided to stage Mary Zimmerman’s waterworld version of Ovid’s Metamorphoses, they were not only gambling that enough people would find their way to 1118 Clement Ave. to fill the seats, they were also gambling that the water would stay in the pool long enough for people to see the…

BEST CONCERT VENUE (MEDIUM)

While continuing to draw in bands of all kinds, the Visulite continues providing great sound and quality acts — while also showcasing a local festival or two from time to time. They’ve had local music showcases, burlesque shows, national touring acts and a little bit of everything in between. You’ve also gotta love the multi-tiered…

BEST-LOOKING BAR STAFF

F&B isn’t all about the presentation, but it helps when you’re served with a smile. Especially when that smile is attached to a pretty face. While their food has received rave reviews from critics, we’re equally enthralled with the lovely ladies and gents who make their martinis garnished with eye candy behind the bar at…

BEST JAPANESE

Mai first opened on South Boulevard in 1997, closed in 2006 and then reemerged in South Charlotte last fall. Owner Masanori was once a sushi chef at the fabled Charlotte restaurant Tokyo, so for me, the choice was relatively simple since what you want at a sushi bar is to establish a relationship with the…

BEST MEXICAN

1511 East Blvd. 704-331-9222 7708 Rea Road 704-752-9797

BEST NEW STORE (OPENED IN LAST 12 MONTHS)

Housed in the trendiest spot that is the EpiCentre, this clothing store offers rock ‘n’ roll duds for men, women and children alike. In addition to bad-ass clothing, they have a skate boutique, a piercing spa, and a music listening station. Rock on!

BEST MEMBER OF LOCAL GOVERNMENT

A repeat winner. Foxx is rare in Charlotte. He was actually born and raised here. In 2005, he was elected to the Charlotte City Council as an at-large member and maybe his knowledge of the city has something to do with his sage actions on the council. For instance, in a time of budget crisis…

BEST FESTIVAL

Lea Kuhlman’s idea for an event that celebrates women has grown into a neighborhood-encompassing festival in only its second year. Attendance exceeded expectations, and the level of talent has grown while continuing to showcase local, regional and national acts. It’s a benefit show for a good cause and also helps boost the local economy in…

The Ugly Truth: Simply hideous

Look, it’s only fair. If impressionable frat boys can enjoy The Hangover this summer and impressionable teenagers can enjoy Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, then why not give impressionable women their own imbecilic film? An abhorrent romantic comedy, The Ugly Truth is so inept and ill-conceived on so many levels that mandatory sterilization seems to…

MOST TWEET-RIFIC

In a time when anyone with a high-speed connection and a Web site is considered a news organization, CLT Blog has given voice to intelligent, Charlotte-centric writers and stories that those on the Web care about. And they know how and what to tweet. Twitter was created for sites like CLT Blog. Instead of updates…

BEST REAL ESTATE SPECULATOR

By announcing his intention to purchase a new house in Charlotte, Christopher Warren-Green vaulted over six other candidates vying with him for the position of music director of our world-class Charlotte Symphony Orchestra. In our view (speaking for both local critics who rated the candidates), those other six merely elicited better music from the orchestra,…

BEST CONCERT VENUE (SMALL)

Folks sometimes forget the traditions and history in this place … until they walk through the door and literally see the writing on the wall. Credit goes to Neal (MF) Harper for his undying dedication to keeping the venue going and booking bands that most places in town wouldn’t even give a second glance to.…

BEST PLACE OPEN UNTIL 2 A.M.

When you’re hanging at Apostrophe Lounge — with its earth-toned furniture, hardwood floors and décor that oozes sex appeal — you don’t feel like you’re spending time in a typical bar; no, it’s more like kickin’ back at your rich friend’s apartment. So, you know, it’s so cozy you want to take your pants off…

BEST RESTAURANT WINE LIST

A repeat winner. People may not be ordering a bottle of Screaming Eagle, but Del Frisco’s has quite a few of them on their novelette-length list, which ranges in price from $25 to $3,700.

BEST INDIAN

Copper pairs high-end, innovative Indian cuisine with win

BEST FRIED CHICKEN

A repeat winner, seemingly since time began. A local — no, a national treasure.

BEST CLOTHING STORE

The folks behind Lotus fuse their business savvy and keen fashion sense to present the latest trends with affordable, fashion-forward options in an unpretentious boutique setting. In addition to clothes, their Phillips Place and Dilworth locations offer an array of fun accessories and shoes. 6908-C Phillips Place Court 704-554-1908 1247 East Blvd. 704-332-2047

PUBLIC OFFICIAL MOST IN NEED OF TASERING

We’ve often been critical of Mayor Fratboy during his long, seemingly endless tenure — corporate puppets just affect us that way, we guess. So we figure, why stop now, just because he’s leaving? So, Pat, please accept this parting gift from old friends: a quick zap on your way out the door.

MUSIC: American Idols Live

Have you watched American Idol while perched on the edge of your seat, vehemently shushing anyone around you who so much as dropped a napkin while the show is on? Do you cut visits with friends short to race home in time to watch each singer compete to become America’s next pop-rock idol? Well, here’s…

Adoration: Heavy issues, so-so treatment

Chance encounters and other extraordinary circumstances of this nature are tricky beasts when it comes to their employment in motion pictures. We swallow them when we want to swallow them — i.e. when the film in question has us completely in its grasp — but spit them out without even bothering to chew when we…

BEST LOCAL COLUMNIST

When it comes to telling it like it is, you need John Grooms. He may step on conservative toes, but as soon as you’re ready to call him a liberal hack, he turns around and proves that he’s just a free thinker who doesn’t give anyone a pass. Grooms tackles topics that others ignore and…

BEST MOVIE THEATER (QUALITY OF PRESENTATION)

A repeat winner. Less than a year old, EpiCentre Theaters has already established itself as a leading hot spot, both cinematically and socially. But rather than jump on the bandwagon, we’re going to wait and see to make sure this venue doesn’t crash and burn like other recent downtown ventures (HOM, anyone?). The venerable Phillips…

BEST GOLF COURSE

Every year, the PGA Tour brings the best in the game to the well-groomed greens at Quail for the Quail Hollow Championship (the championship formerly known as “Wachovia”). Hey, if it’s good enough for Tiger and Vijay … 3700 Glen Eagles Road 704-552-1800

BEST CONCERT OF PAST 12 MONTHS

The last minute mini-tour by the Beastie Boys in support of getting people out to vote was a major coup for both Charlotte and Amos’ Southend. While the tour hit arenas and coliseums in other markets, the show here sold out in minutes and, literally, had the crammed-in audience climbing the rafters for a better…

BEST PLACE OPEN AFTER 2 A.M.

For those 4 a.m. munchies, Amélie’s is the best place to check out — the sweets are très délicieux. Fresh fruit tarts, their signature 5-layer Petit Fours, ganache cups, pecan sticky buns, éclairs … yum! And, oh yes, they also serve soups and sandwiches. We don’t know who this Amélie chick is, but she’s good…

BEST SOUTHERN COUNTRY/SOUL FOOD RESTAURANT

Sadie’s puts a new spin on old favorites. The concept here is Southern, but Southern in this century — not the last two. You can eat healthy, or fried — and in large portions.

BEST HAMBURGER

Dave Mueller’s tiny spot is tucked away on a side street in Myers Park, but his burgers are big in taste.

BEST MIDDLE EASTERN

1235 East Blvd., Suite G 704-371-8984 7828 Rea Road, Suite B 704-543-1234

BEST SHOE STORE

Old school is in again, and you’ll find the latest sporty styles for both men and women at this South End “shoetique.” Give your feet a retro-modern makeover with the latest offerings from footwear classics like Nike, Adidas, Vans and PF Flyers (yup, those are still around). In addition to exclusive styles from the big…

BEST USE OF TAX MONEY

Political factions today don’t just disagree; they seem to live in different realities. For some people, choosing to build more roads rather than increase spending for mass transit is a no-brainer. For others, including CL’s Best of Charlotte deciders, the opposite choice is equally obvious and clear cut: Mass transit should trump more roads (as…

BEST PLACE FOR OUTDOOR EXERCISE

A repeat winner. It’s hard to top this state-of-the-art adventure-sport facility, which is why it’s won this category three years running (or paddling, if you will). Choose your own adrenaline rush, from Class III/IV whitewater kayaking and rafting to bouldering and mountain biking. We applaud their efforts to conserve water, but will also admonish you…

Malbec is coming into its own

Forget the tango — malbec is fast becoming the beloved icon of Argentina. I wrote about this humble red grape back in 2006, when it was creeping into the spotlight, but since then its popularity has spread like the macarena at a redneck wedding. And no wonder — malbec is practically perfect. This disrespected French…

LOCAL COLUMNIST YOU’RE SICK OF

Congratulations to Scott Fowler, who has now won this award two years in a row — good show, Scott! Now if you could find something to write about other than What It’s Like To Be Scott Fowler, we’d certainly appreciate it.

BEST MOVIE THEATER (QUALITY OF FILMS)

Past winners Ballantyne Village Theatre and the Manor remain in the running, but what’s good about this place is that, in addition to having more screens on which to show indie fare, it also frequently picks up discarded Manor movies, thus potentially giving smaller scale titles more time to make their mark. 4289 Park Road…

BEST CLUB FOR MUSIC

If it’s options you like, it’s options you’ll get. They can cover the floor with chairs for mellow enjoyment, clear half the floor to mix things up or open the place entirely for getting the collective groove going. It leans toward the jam side of the street, but there’ve been plenty of other acts to…

BEST BEER SELECTION

A repeat winner. Is any place in Charlotte ever going to come close to snuffing out the Saucer? Any takers? Because we can’t recall the last time someone else won this category. They keep their vast selection fresh, unveiling new brews from all over (they have 82 beers on tap and more than 120 in…

BEST GOURMET/SPECIALTY FOOD STORE

A repeat winner. Evoking an old town grocery store feel, Pasta & Provisions is filled with homemade pastas, freshly made mozzarella, Italian wines, breads and groceries. A helpful staff always makes you feel the love.

BEST ITALIAN

A repeat winner. A New York styled Italian restaurant owned by Ecuadorians in Dilworth. How Charlotte is that?

BEST HAIR SALON

What makes Great Clips so great? In one word: value. If you’re going to choose a chain to chop your mop, this one’s convenient (more than 40 area locations open every day of the week) and affordable (adult cuts cost $13 for both men and women). Hey, if it’s good enough for NASCAR driver Jason…

BIGGEST WASTE OF TAX MONEY

Believe us, we have nothing against NASCAR or auto racing per se, although even huge NASCAR fans will tell you it’s not as exciting as it used to be. All that aside, though, you gotta admit that spending public funds on a museum honoring a sport whose fan base was waning before the Great Recession…

THEATER: Grits: The Musical

The South is known for a lot of things, but sweet tea and grits are the first things to spring to my mind. Then there’s Southern charm — well hopefully you find the charm … it’s out there somewhere. Can’t find it? Then head to Actor’s Theatre of Charlotte for a drama that’ll seem like…

Two Indian spots offer new twists at low prices

In most of the English-speaking world, local bakeries offer those quick and tasty pastry snacks, thought to be developed as fast lunches for miners in Cornwall, England, but proliferated throughout the English-speaking world — except here in the United States, where meats and cheese are piled between already baked bread. Other parts of the world…

BEST FILM SERIES

The Light Factory and its co-sponsors deserve huge props for organizing and pulling off this major event. Not only was Romero highly visible throughout the weekend, but the series itself featured a tantalizing mix of Romero’s zombie classics, curio cult items and lesser known oddities.

BEST CLUB FOR DANCING

Once quietly tucked away in the mostly vacant yet quite expansive N.C. Music Factory complex, Halo (formerly known as the Garden & Gun Club) is now taking full advantage of the recent openings of the new Fillmore Charlotte and Uptown Amphitheatre offering free pre-show and/or post-show cover on concert nights. So it shouldn’t come as…

BEST COCKTAIL SELECTION

The bartenders at this Uptown spot have been mixing their magic for more than a decade. Of course, there’s the signature Cosmopolitan (which has thankfully outlived its Sex and the City stigma), but you’d be remiss if you didn’t venture down their martini list to sample other creative concoctions like the Fruit Loop and the…

BEST BREAKFAST

Forget eggs (although they have those, too). Here, you’ll find flaky, buttery and crisp croissants, pain du chocolat, sticky buns, luscious almond tea cakes and apple tarts. On the savory side are tartines, including an impressive ham and gruyere. Thankfully, Amélie’s is open 24/7 for breakfast anytime — no matter what your work schedule.

BEST EUROPEAN (OTHER THAN ITALIAN)

OK, I fudged a bit since Chef Bernard Brunet is European and his menu is global, but his duck with French lentils is one of the best dishes in the city. Besides, Global has been offering “you’re-crazy-not-to-go” specials since last fall.

BEST ICE CREAM/GELATO

Italian natives Luisa Castiglioni and Rudy Amadio make gelato year-round for their dessert menu, but during the summer, they offer mango, green apple, toasted almond, chocolate and an outrageous watermelon.

BEST SANDWICHES

2007 Commonwealth Ave. 704-334-6209 1515 S. Tryon St. 704-332-7782

BEST AUDIO/VIDEO STORE (SPECIFY LOCATION)

Past winners in this long-standing category have always been electronic stores that specialize in selling DVD players, VCRs, large-screen TVs, stereo systems, etc. (Best Buy, Circuit City). But these days, with the economy in shambles, who has big bucks to throw at such things? With this in mind, the critics’ panel opted to go for…

BEST LOCAL ATHLETE

If you don’t want to be them, you at least have to see them. Since its resurgence in 2001, roller derby has rocketed in popularity … especially in Charlotte. These bad-ass women on wheels have one of the largest roller derby fan followings in the nation. Emmylou Harrass, Court’her Pound’her, Drew FearMEmore (porn stars can’t…

BEST PLACE TO GET BACK TO NATURE

This Lake Wylie-area gem is the oldest preserve in Mecklenburg County with 1,115 acres of wooded wilderness. Picnic, camp, or hike along seven miles of trails. Flora and fauna fans have the chance to check out more than 100 species of birds, rare plant life, plus several species of mammals, amphibians and reptiles. And the…

Capsule reviews for films playing the week of July 29

Current Releases ANGELS & DEMONS Angels & Demons, the follow-up to the international smash The Da Vinci Code, feels like nothing more than a cross between a Frommer’s travel guide and a scavenger hunt, as Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon hits all of Rome’s holy hot spots gathering up clues as if they were empty Dr.…

BEST BOOKSTORE (SPECIFY LOCATION)

We hate to go with a big box corporate giant for this category, but you can’t beat the selection or prices at this superstore (they call it “super” for a reason). The oldest Borders location in Charlotte also brings in notable authors for book signings and hosts fun events for children. Stop by for their…

BEST PLACE FOR A FIRST DATE

What better way to get to know your potential soulmate than sharing small plates of savory Spanish cuisine? The warm, intimate ambience alone is worth the dining experience. Then add an amazing tapas menu and wine list into the mix and you’re sure to make a great impression … or, if you don’t, at least…

BEST DRINK SPECIALS

In a recession, it’s best to stick with the cheap stuff; i.e. beer. Yet most clubs offer this “cheap” beverage at anywhere from $3-$6 a bottle. At this 1970s spot, though, all domestics are $1.50 to $2 and imports run $2.50. That may not quite reflect ‘70s prices, but hey, we’ll take ’em.

BEST LUNCH

Best lunch with friends: a crisp Crisp salad made to order.

BEST MEXICAN

A repeat winner. This place is inexpensive, consistently good, and the weekend lamb barbecue is addictive.

BEST WINGS

A repeat winner. The wings that are racking up awards all over the South take our top prize as well for the second year in a row. With 33 varieties, there’s an option for every temperament from Virgin (for kiddies and the faint of heartburn) to Habanero Hots (“something special for the insane”). And while…

BEST PLACE TO FIND A PRESENT FOR SOMEONE

A repeat winner. Owners Ron and Tim have taken the guesswork out of gifting by choosing a savvy selection of items for their store, ranging from the stylish (candles, books, barware) to the just plain silly (nun action figures, candy-pooping penguins). No more worrying about buying for “The Friend Who Has Everything.” The only thing…

MUSIC: Sam Bush at Neighborhood Theatre

Get ready for some fiddle action, as Sam Bush — founder of New Grass Revival — visits Charlotte for a performance at Neighborhood Theatre tonight. Bush is also known for both his skill on the mandolin and for creating songscapes that fall into what’s termed as the “newgrass” music genre. He’ll be appearing with a…

BEST PLACE TO PEOPLE-WATCH

A repeat winner. The final show was held this past spring, but Purgatory is, was and always will be known as an atmosphere in which to satisfy all or most of your fetish, S&M and bondage longings. The Single Cell party gave folks the opportunity to gaze upon (or engage in) whippings, candlewax drippings, walks…

Gamble plays off beautifully in Barefoot in the Park

Back in days when I devoured Superman comics more readily than Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, I remember a particular Man of Steel saga when the caped hero was able to achieve time travel by staging an encounter between an irresistible force and an immovable object. When this titanic pair collided, the Laws of Physics decreed time…

BEST ART GALLERY

So many galleries, so few choices. This choice almost always boils down to a handful — Hodges Taylor, Joie Lassiter, Larry Elder, Melberg. Melberg’s stable of artists delivers an array of moderate-to-monumental fame, glamour and only the best that has served Charlotte well for decades. Motherwell, Bearden, Chihuly, Kohlmeyer — forgive me, I drop names.…

BEST COMIC BOOK SHOP

As far as local comic book shops go, it’s hard to top Heroes Aren’t Hard To Find. With its bright interiors, huge selection of products, and knowledgeable and friendly staff, Heroes puts the stereotypical shop (like, you know, those dank stores full of snobby geeks) to shame. On top of that, as the shop responsible…

BAR WITH HOTTEST MEMBERS OF OPPOSITE/SAME SEX

Tanned hotties swarm to the EpiCentre like moths to a flame. Partygoers from UNC-Charlotte to Gastonia come dressed to impress. At the EpiCentre, there’s no such thing as skin too tan, boobs too big, a dress too short, or a graphic tee too flashy. Bring all your goodies and shake it. 210 E. Trade St.

BEST BRUNCH

Crêpes, quiche, eggs Benedict, and French toast. Oh la la. Recently, Monte’s initiated a liaison with Amélie’s to sell their French pastries. Brunch starts at 8 a.m. on the weekends and ends at 2 p.m. Other items and the full lunch menu are added at 10 a.m.

BEST LATINO (OTHER THAN MEXICAN)

Charlotte has a burgeoning Colombian community, and for five years, Los Paisas has garnered praise from this community for its inexpensive, straightforward dishes with a rural bent. On the menu are picada pequeña (fried plantains with beef and sausage), bandeja tipica (Colombian national dish), and beef tongue in creole sauce and rice. 5033 South Blvd.,…

BEST ONION RINGS

This Alabama chain came to town with perfect gargantuan yellow onion rings.

BEST HARDWARE STORE

The folks at this family-owned Park Road retailer are friendly, and they have a nice selection of necessities (you know, the boring stuff like hardware, nuts and bolts), plus a pleasantly surprising assortment of home accessories and giftware. But the best part about this place is the free popcorn. We dare you to resist the…

BEST THING TO SHOW OFF TO OUT-OF-TOWN GUESTS

We know that the cranes themselves aren’t oh-so-exciting, but it’s what they represent. Amidst the economic woes, Charlotte’s movin’ on up. High-rises are sprouting up like daisies (or dandelions, depending on how you feel about them). Commercially speaking, the Ritz Carlton is nearing completion adjacent to a new BofA building, and of course there’s next…

EXHIBIT: Shipwreck! Pirates & Treasure

Ahoy, there, all landlubbers and pirate enthusiasts! The Shipwreck! Pirates & Treasure exhibit is dropping anchor at the Discovery Place and there’s exploring to be done. Start your adventure by learning about some of the most dramatic shipwrecks of all time and learn what it takes to be a shipwreck explorer. The exhibit features a…

Guys with Ties, for a good cause

As it turns out, there are good guys out there after all. I have searched far and wide and I have finally found some good guys in the nightlife scene — Guys With Ties. Guys With Ties is like a grown-up fraternity in Charlotte where its main purpose is to party … with a purpose.…

BEST RADIO STATION

If you crave the most up-to-date info and intelligent commentary on local and state issues, you likely have one of your radio buttons pre-set to 90.7 FM — and if not, you should. In addition to hosting the ever-popular Charlotte Talks with Mike Collins, WFAE is also the place for NPR addicts to tune in…

BEST ART EXHIBIT

Cordova’s work is earthy, honest and intimate. Mix well novelist Cormac McCarthy, painter Alice Neel and director Ingmar Bergman until lumps disappear. Add one fearsome dream. You get a Cristina Cordova sculpture. Cordova’s mesmerizing show last year at Hodges Taylor Gallery was a mix of small heads on large bodies, large humans on little beasts,…

BEST NEW BAND, FORMED IN LAST 12 MONTHS

If they’re good enough for folks on the other side of America (named Band to Watch by Cali-based IndieRockCafé.com), they ought to be good enough for us — and they are. Until now, Ben Gelnett’s been best known for his discriminating design eye, as seen in his memorable gig posters. But with his 15-minute blast…

BEST POOL HALL

A repeat winner. We dare you to find a better place to rack ’em up. We haven’t, which is why EB has won this category an infinite number of years in a row. Sharks and novices alike will feel at home in this no-frills friendly dive bar, complete with cheap beer and billowing nimbus clouds…

BEST TAKEOUT

Want to be jerked around? Austin’s has jerks and more — curries, oxtail and beef stews, and ackee and salt fish with plantains and dumplings, all for takeout only.

BEST RESTAURANT THAT SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN TARP RELIEF

Greg McIntosh’s locally owned steak and chop house (with famed scalloped potatoes) waged the good fight against the other steak house chains as they muscled into town over the past decade, but ended up dead in the water in April — six months after expense accounts all but dried up. Other high-end spots have closed…

BEST STEAK HOUSE

6000 Fairview Road 704-556-1115 222 S. Tryon St. 704-338-9444


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