How can one man be so damn pretty? Particularly when he cries out, with every ounce of melodramatic, musical-theater juice he has in him, lines like, “If you ever leave me baby, leave some morphine at my door.” We’re dying a little bit just writing this. Yes, folks, the Puerto Rican-Filipino hearthrob who got his start as an Elvis impersonator is bringing his “Uptown Funk” to Uptown Charlotte on his 24K Magic World Tour. You know you wanna go.