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Ex-Box Party
This event is pretty severe. It’s kinda mean and nasty, actually. Not that all of us haven’t, at some point, felt like burning shit that reminds us of our ex’s after a particuarly uncomfortable breakup.
But jeez — going over to the Wild Wing Cafe and ritualistically burning something that reminds you of your ex? Guess it beats pulling a Lisa “Left-Eye” Lopes on homeboy’s fine mansion. (Remember that? It involved raging flames, NFL wide receiver Andre Rison, and the Atlanta Police Department. Google it.) This is not all that far removed, but at least it isn’t illegal.
So, if you’re feeling pissed at your former boo, pissed you don’t have anybody to spend Valentine’s Day with, or just pissed at life in general — head over to Wild Wing’s Ex-Box Party with her photo or his love letter or her J. Cole CD or his, well, Xbox, and set that sucker ablaze.
Then relax, you heartbroken fool. Somebody else will come along. It’ll be OK.
There will be a live DJ, drink specials, and more.
The folks at the Wild Wing are calling it “closure.” We’re calling it psychotic.
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