Kelly thinks I’m a hypochondriac. Last month I went to the doctor ( 10th time this year but that’s not the point) and he saw a smudge on an x-ray and thought it was nothing but wanted to make sure it wasn’t a malignant spot. When I ran home and told Kelly this information she shrugged. I said, “Hello, you don’t seem too concerned that I said the word malignant.” She deadpanned, “The only word that would concern me is Contagious”!