If school wasn't starting next week, I would kill myself improv show
A few years ago my daughter, Madison (age 11), would come home from school and watch an old Odd Couple show. She loved how messy Oscar (Jack Klugman) was. One day she decided to write a letter and get his autograph. Before mailing it I said, "You know Jack Klugman is 90 years old." She looked at me and said, "Can we send it FedEx"?
As an added incentive we have a 20.00 door prize or as I like to say, "A week's worth of stolen lunch money."