This Plaza Midwood bar crawl comes just in time for anyone feeling the need to rebuff any workout resolutions for the new year. Few calories will be burned between each stop. Folks are encouraged to wear retro windsuits — Google, if you don’t remember this hideous fashion trend — or a surf-style jacket. Schedule subject to change: Kickstand, 12-3 p.m.; Joe Hoopers, 3-4 p.m.; Whiskey Warehouse, 4-5:30 p.m.; Thomas Street Tavern, 5:30 p.m. until the group heads to Thirsty Beaver. (Anita Overcash)