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Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Stag

The basic maneuver of the Kama Sutra positions known as “stag,” involve rear entry. In this particular version, the man penetrates his partner from the rear. The catch is that he must lift her off the ground and then proceeds to lift her up and down upon his manhood. The man may choose between grabbing either her thighs or buttocks to successfully complete this motion.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

It's quirky, it's unique, it's fun, it's a seven!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes... men other than He-man, the Hulk, Mighty Mouse, the Bionic Man, and Pee Wee Herman may need a hand at getting their woman up off the ground. Pee Wee of course does not even need a woman (baddum bum).

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No pretzel. The motion can be a bit tricky at first.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Near the end of this adventure I realized how much easier this position is when the woman is doing so much as grabbing the corner of a wall. Unless your woman is a 110-pound Victoria Secret model, or midget from the circus, she is going to eventually get a little heavy to swing around on your schlong (or shlort - whichever the case may be.).

How long did you last in the position?

Five, maybe ten minutes depending on whether you count the trials and errors.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She thought it was “okay”.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I thought it had some potential although I lacked the finesse to properly execute it to its fullest enjoyment potential.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: This was in no way comfortable and relaxing and in fact you should prepare to be in for a world of discomfort and pain mixed in with the pleasure.

Woman: She has it made... it is basically a little horsey ride with a “bonus” package.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This move has a tinge of intimacy attached to its seductive, manly motion and intention. The problem is once the flight or fight response kicks in from the exertion, all intimacy goes out the door and is replaced by the man just wanting to “get off” before she falls off!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, a slight overall burn throughout the body.

Woman: Nope...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position was a combination of the best sex I'd ever had and the worst masturbation. It felt good and was a definite turn on, but there is very little control I had over my orgasm... it seemed to be guaranteed to either be too soon or not soon enough before the fat lady sang.

Did she reach orgasm? …No, she did not have enough time to pre-heat the oven.

Did he reach orgasm? Yes... I was the only one in this venture.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? There is no “usual” when it comes to a move such as this. Be thankful for even getting her off the ground and a few good strokes in.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Does a Bear screw in the woods? Hell yes, I would perform this position again. It is the kind of motion that makes a man feel like a man and a woman feel like an overinflated sex doll!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Practice makes perfect. The more you do this position the better you will get at it and the more control you both will have over giving each other pleasure... amen!

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Svastika

Position: The woman begins this position sitting erect on the floor. She then extends her left leg to the side as the man scoots his loins between her lovely legs. Wrapping her right leg around his waist, she pulls him in as close as she can  and crosses her ankles over each other. The man who is hopefully able to achieve penetration during all this, mirrors her position and clasps his ankles around her waist. The couple is then instructed to go at it with each other like two ballerina's at an all girls dance camp... well, okay, I made that last part up.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

This is a solid 6

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, there can be a slight difficulty getting in this position if you haven't seen your toes, much less touched them in a few years. While not the most flexible chap in the world I was able to pull it off, but I wouldn't say it was easy.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  I felt more like a little teacup short and spout!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Well, obviously you are going to have to begin to achieve penetration before any ankles can cross...

How long did you last in the position?  5 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  No.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  No.

Short Answers:

Man:  It was not comfortable at all and not exciting enough to keep my mind off of the discomfort...

Woman:  She was not comfortable either.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, this is more of an “lets see if we can actually contort each other in this way and actually still achieve penetration” kind of position. It is more of a novelty, than an actual sex position in my opinion. There is just not enough movement and stimulation to get any real intimacy going!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  Hamstrings were perhaps a bit sore

Woman:  Hamstrings sore... and a little rug burn on her rump.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  Mentally, I was entertained for the first minute while we were contorting into position and then the final 4 minutes was spent thinking of a new position. Physically my loins were rather excited to achieve penetration as we moved into position. Unfortunately, once they realized that was the most exciting part of the position, they bailed on me!

Did she reach orgasm?  No...

Did he reach orgasm?  No...

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I think Jean Claude Van Dam would have a better chance at a hit movie in the coming years than I would have orgasming in this position!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  No, I can't see me thinking, speaking, dreaming, talking, or even reminiscing about this position ever again. I like to have a lot of motion and action with my sex and this particular position leaves little room to none to even wiggle or shimmy in place, much less watch TV or even prepare your taxes.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Tip her over on her back and pile drive her like a plunger in the backed up stall of an all-you-can-eat steakhouse in Arkansas... but don't put it to her that way!

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Unified Lovers

Position: In Kama Sutra, it is not considered wrong to make love to two women as long as the second woman is a “Nayikas”. This could be considered a maid, woman twice married, or a woman who is known to have been enjoyed by many men (a.k.a. public woman).

The man is instructed to close his eyes so that he will be forced to ask himself which woman he is touching? Whom he is kissing? And whose yoni he is enjoying? The classic position, is the two woman lying on their back, hip against hip, legs raised. The man then trades blows back and forth between the two women.

In which one of these hoe's... his member soon blows... neither woman knows!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This is a pure and simple 10 through and through.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  The real difficulty here will be talking your partner into such an arrangement.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Now this was a true feeling of being entwined in a tangled mess of many arms and legs

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I can only offer one bit of advice here... pray, pray, pray, and then pray some more that you WON'T be able to get out of this position!

How long did you last in the position?  I drew it out for a full 55 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, there was a moderate enjoyment, tied in with a little bit of jealousy.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Need you even ask?

Short Answers:

Man:  This was by far one of the most relaxed and natural positions I have ever been in!

Woman:  Twist everything that I just said above to the exact opposite.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Well, yes and no... in the very sacred term of intimacy, you definitely feel as if you are betraying the  trust and commitment you normally share when making love with your partner. On the other hand, sharing an intimate moment that is normally shared between just two, has its own morbid sense of intimate vulnerability.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position felt like combining the joy of a normal sex session and multiplying it by two! Just like the renewed excitement felt when a couple switches to a different position while having sex, imagine that with the combination of a different touch, smell, vision and sensation of a whole other woman!

Did she reach orgasm?  …The “public woman” did anyway....

Did he reach orgasm?  Yes... one and a half.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I tried... oh, I tried!!!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  I would do it again in a heartbeat, although I do not think that my next chance is going to be within this lifetime. It is AMAZING making love to two women. It really does double the fun... and the orgasm. I would describe this position as one sure fire ways to get a man to have multiple orgasms.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Perhaps... three women???

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Bee (Bhramara)

Position: The man takes hold of the womans feet, holding them into the air, while penetrating her “yoni”. The woman then begins to circle her hips, allowing the mans penis to circle deep inside. Th man can vary the depth by arching his back, giving her more room to pull him inside.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

In view of the man, I give it a 2... while the little lady gives it an 8 and a thumbs up.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No, it is not the getting into the position that is going to get you... it is the staying in the position when you know that are similar, albeit better ones you could be doing (The lotus, wheel barrel, etc.)

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  There are no twists and turns of a pretzel and the motions are doable.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Well fellas, that is going to be your responsibility to talk your way out of this one once you start it. It actually allows the woman excellent G-spot manipulation which will put you in the dummy's seat (and I'm talking about like a John Holmes a blow up dummy). You really know you are in trouble when she starts to manipulate you like a mannequin and speak to you in the third person.

How long did you last in the position?  7 minutes, 34 seconds and a few milliseconds past. It was that bad that I was actually keeping track!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, very enjoyable

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Hell No, not good... Not Good!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  No, this is definitely not a particularly comfortable position, holding her legs in the air. It gets a little tiresome in the shoulders and there is not enough pleasure going on to help you forget about that.

Woman:  Yes, she would say that it was moderately comfortable... but not relaxing. I G-spot orgasm was so intense that it gave her a calf cramp right after.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  NO... as mentioned earlier... the man becomes somewhat of a sex doll and the woman has the tendency to phased him out and concentrated on her own pleasures... Kind of like what some men do I suppose. Did I just say that?

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position will probably leave the man wanting to grab her legs, pin them between her ears and screw her through the mattress pad! But at the same time, while she's wailing and moaning, you also feel like you owe it to her to do her thing and orgasm before doing that. Trust me... LET HER FINISH! Have you ever taken the bone away from a pitbull?

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes... an amazing one.

Did he reach orgasm?  No, not during this particular position anyway.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, she actually moved to an orgasm rather quickly.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Sometimes we have to scrap dog doo doo off the heel of your boot to keep from spreading it over the carpet and getting yelled at... and sometimes you have to thoroughly cook a juicy steak before you can savor it and not die a slow painful death from mad cow disease... I think you get the point. If you don't, you're probably not married... and if you are married, you probably won't stay that way long without getting it.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: No, you will either love it or hate it...

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Ass (Gardabha)

Position: With the woman's feet set  well-apart on the ground, she bends, placing a hand upon or around each thigh. The man then takes her from the rear and does what could only naturally come next! A heap of pumping and grinding.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  This position has a good solid 8 rating. I would give it more, but it is not particularly one of Kama Sutra's more technically well thought out positions... but then again, sometimes the simplest things are the most enjoyable..

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  I am fortunate to have a flexible partner who is able to bend over far enough to get the full effect of this move. If you have a less flexible one, I suspect this would turn into a standard “dog”, but actually there would be no complaints there either!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  She felt a little pretzel like... but any guy that can't grab hold of an ass and pump it, should probably give up sex completely anyway.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I would surely hope you would not need this... and if you do—see answer to question above!

How long did you last in the position?  10 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, she seemed to be enjoying it!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Oh hell yes. - I love the Ass...both figuratively and literally.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  Absolutely comfortable

Woman:  Yes, it was basically comfortable, but she complained a bit about the head rush.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, most definitely not. If you do this position right, all the guy will be intimately involved with is an ass... and the woman a pair of swinging balls (or ball, depending on your situation).

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  Nope

Woman:  No she wasn't

Did she reach orgasm?  Yes she did

Did he reach orgasm?  Yes I did

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, our session was actually cut short due to an overly excited state by yours truly.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Oh yeah!!!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: I say a parking lot, miniskirt, and pumps (I'm talking about the ones on the feet) would heighten the experience for those with a streak of exhibitionism. It is just too bad it is illegal in every state in the United States... so that means that back alleys, dark corners of the club, parks, train station restrooms, tree houses, pontoon boats and department store fitting rooms would be out of the question, too (wink, wink).

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Slide

Position: Stepping away from the traditional Kama Sutra by a little bit, we find a position that is a variation of “Splitting the Bamboo”, but places the woman in control of most of the action. To accomplish this, the woman lies on top of the man, with her legs open to allow penetration. Once her partner is inside, she can close her legs and begin to slide her body up and down against his. This position will polish her “gem” and pubic bone like none other.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  This position has a scream factor of 9.5 for women and and enjoyment level of listening to those screams of a 7.5 for men.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No, this one should work out just fine for the average “tofu dog” sized male.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Absolutely no pretzels or awkwardness of any kind during these motions.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  If you follow the directions given, you should be just fine... and yes, if the motions get a little wild and the man's appendage falls out, you are going to have to go through the steps again. Do not try to put it in while her legs are still closed unless you were one of those kids who liked to cram the square blocks into the circular hole at pre-school.

How long did you last in the position?  15 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, very much!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This was definitely better than average.

Short Answers:

Man:  You are not going to get much more comfortable than laying on your back with a heavenly naked body draped over yours.

Woman:  Very comfortable, although complained of arms getting tired after the first 5 minutes.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Yes, this was an intimate position. The body is tight against each other as you share spit and sweat in a frenzy of intimate passions. The woman lets herself go and does not worry about being prissy or messy, she just goes for it and does exactly what gets her off.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  Yes, my public bone was actually a little bit sore the next morning

Woman:  She concurs with the pubic bone ache... but she's not complaining!

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position has the same tight sensation on the shaft of the penis as a good hand job (or a mediocre blow job). There is plenty of sweat produced, since the bodies are so close together and you will probably end up making your own “Slip n' Slide”. But it will be the best one you've ever ridden on.

Did she reach orgasm?  …YES!

Did he reach orgasm?  Yes I did...

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, this was was probably a little quicker than usual.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Hell yes... just try and stop me!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: On second though... maybe a little oil and rubber sheets would take the sliding action to a whole other level of danger and pleasure!

Name of Position:  Tonkin Delight

Position: The woman lies on her back, with her legs open and her knees bent. The man slides his legs underneath hers, lifting her hips slightly and then penetrates between her legs. The man can easily reach her abdomen to caress and kiss.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

This position makes a sad 4... and I give it that much only because I popped my back during its execution and that actually felt pretty good.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, this one is a bit more difficult than it sounds in writing.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  What motions? The man is completely immobile like a stump with two arms. The woman can't do too much either since she is about as mobile as a turtle rolled over on its back.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  First off, if you have any amount of a belly, you might as well roll it up and slap it over your partner's goodies, because that is where it is going to need to go. And if this sounds a bit uncomfortable... you would have to try it to realize just how uncomfortable. If you are built like a washboard, you are still going to have to contend with your hamstrings if you haven't given them a good stretch for several years.

How long did you last in the position?  3 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  No

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Hell No

Short Answers:

Man:  No, there is nothing comfortable about it. It is about as comfortable as giving yourself a hummer... and I would almost bet my life that it doesn't even feel as good!

Woman:  Yes, she looked rather relaxed. The only discomfort came when it was time to get “going” and she realized that she was about as paralyzed as I was.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  NO... I can almost find intimacy in almost every position, but this is one that is so damn frustrating that I would say I have had more intimate moments bent over cutting my toenails.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The position is best described as a slave being propped over a torture device naked, with a beautiful woman laying naked in front—taunting you, but there is nothing that you can do about it.

Did she reach orgasm?  …NO!

Did he reach orgasm?  N-O!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I didn't stick around long enough to find out, but I would make an educated guess and say yes it would...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Never again shall this position cross the confines of our bedposts. This is one of the most frustrating and uneventful positions that has ever been slumped over a log and beaten with a dead sloth!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: There is absolutely no salvaging anything out of this except for your pride—and the only way to do this, is not to even try it in the first place!

Position:  Chapter VII: Striking and Sound (S&S)

• Striking is of three main kinds:
• Striking with the back of the hand
• Striking with the fingers a little contracted
• Striking with the open palm of the hand

On account of its stinging, striking should give rise to the hissing sound:

• The sound Hin
• The thundering sound
• The cooing sound
• The weeping sound

Besides these, there are sounds like those of the dove, the cuckoo, the green pigeon, the parrot, the bee, the sparrow, the flamingo, the duck and the quail.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  8

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  N/A

Did you feel like a pretzel?  N/A

Were you able to do the motions once in position?  N/A

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  The best way to try this technique is to talk about the desire to give it a go and then surprise your lover some evening when the mood strikes. It will still be impromptu and fun, but at the same time, they will know what is going on and be able to follow appropriately and confidently.

How long did you last in the position?  30 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Yes

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  It can be a bit uncomfortable to engage in the art of striking during love making in this day and age. There are enough people who engage in a much more despicable version of actually trying to hurt their partner, that the art form of showing a tender, intense passion with it has been lost. But if a relationship is strong, trusting and healthy, this technique can be used to expand on passions and lust.

Woman:  Our relationship is very trusting and healthy and therefore she actually enjoyed engaging in light striking followed by reciprocating sounds. Because it was pre-talked about, I was able to surprise her with it and she was able to relax and have fun with it.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  This is absolutely intimacy at the highest realm. Striking out of love and hate is a fine line and a deep trust and passion between the lovers must be shared in order to safely follow through with such a technique. I am a big advocate in gentleness with lovemaking, but in this case, I have found an increased sense of sexual ecstasy when the lines of intimacy, love and S&M are crossed.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No, all motions were accomplished very delicately not to do any real harm.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This technique is rather similar to role play, as many people have dreamed of grabbing their partner and making very intense physical love with them, but don't know how to follow through. Just do it, because once you do, your world of sexual experimentation and communication will blossom!

Did she reach orgasm?  YES

Did he reach orgasm?  YES

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, this was an incredible release of sexual tensions and desires. My favorite was not so much the striking but the fun sounds we experimented with. Sound can be an incredible aide to sexual expression. So much in fact, I would put it right up there with dildo's and warming lubricants.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: This position is a winner by most any account, but I would just say that you really need to try the motion and the sound together. Even the guy needs to get into it. It has long been thought that a macho man cannot make intimate sounds beyond a low grunt, but you are only hindering your own fun when you play by these rules

Position: The woman entwines her limbs and arms into his, like tendrils of a fragrant jasmine creeper. The couple then draws taut in an embrace, moving with a relaxed gentle rhythm, swaying their hips in unison.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 7

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Coordinating each others limbs to wrap within each other is not as simple as you would imagine.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Yes

Were you able to do the motions once in position? This position is very much like the Argentine Tango. You have to connect through the heart and move with an internal rhythm. It is best that you allow one person to lead while the other follows.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: It is easiest if one person lies still while the other person wraps themselves within their embrace. Once you have a good connection, you can each move around to make it more comfortable and free flowing.

How long did you last in the position? 30 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Yes

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Yes, this is very relaxing and sensual. It gave me plenty of control over my orgasm and also allows me to feel my partner and pleasure her through lovemaking itself without any external aides or digits.

Woman: This was very comfortable and relaxing for my partner because she was able to relax and allow her orgasm to build slowly and naturally. There was no pressure, no hurry and no exertion involved for either of us.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Intimate is everything that this position has going for it. It is the slow pace of getting to know each other and find pleasure within just an embrace that builds a sort of bond. You each have the goal to pleasure each other and the only way you eventually accomplish that is through communication and getting to know each others bodies in a very intimate realm.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position could be described as a mental orgasm. Instead of focusing on the physical action going on, much of the pleasure is through concentrating on the intense orgasm that you're holding off and allowing to build into a real monster.

Did she reach orgasm? She had three “big” orgasms and two smaller ones.

Did he reach orgasm? I myself orgasmed twice. The first occurring early on with relaxed expectation, bringing the opportunity for an second round with even more excitement and exclamation.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? Yes it did, but this was exactly what we wanted to do.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, this could actually be used for the definition of “making love”. This was has Tantra written all over it and if you enjoy prolonging your orgasms then it is guaranteed to be a favorite of yours too.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: This position is for those nights when you have had a long day, are tired, stressed out, need a hug and would like some Kama Sutra without all the acrobatics involved. This is NOT good for quickies or “on the spot/at the moment” sex because it actually takes time. Concentration and almost a meditation to get into a truly orgasmic groove. If not done properly, this position will be very boring and it will lose its appeal quickly. Trust in the sensuality of the mind and the body to bring you past the normal pleasures and friction into a whole new realm of Tantra!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: “Amrachushita” (Sucking a Mango) and “Sangara” (Swallowed Whole)

Position: Amrachushita- a technique performed by the woman, where she tales the mans penis in her mouth as deep as possible, pulling and sucking as vigorously as if she was attempting to clean the rind off of a mango fruit

Sangara- This technique is used as the woman senses her mans orgasm is near. She takes the entire shaft of his penis and swallows it up whole, while sucking deeply with the lips and tongue until his juices have all been spent.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? This is as damn near to a sexual nirvana as I have ever seen in the pages of Kama Sutra.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? It always takes a little coersing to get her in this particular position, but once she is there, she should know just what to do!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? N/A

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Do the dishes the night before, pick up the dry cleaning, bring home a nice bouquet, make dinner, serve A LOT of wine, pretend it's your birthday and if there was ever a position to get stuck in, this would be in the top five for sure.

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): YES

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: YES

Woman: Semi comfortable

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? First and foremost, a woman will usually not allow a man to orgasm in her mouth unless there is a strong base of love, trust, respect and intimacy. Most men do not see oral sex as particularly intimate until they realize that an unsuspecting sneeze could land them in the Lorraine Bobbitt museum of shame... so yeah, i would say it is intimate.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? The whole experience was very mecha-organic. It felt very warm, smooth and natural, The deep sucking action brings new meaning to the phrase, “milking the cow”. It made me wonder if perhaps I should buy one of those “pumps”, but that would probably be a little too mecha for my tastes.

Did she reach orgasm? … No

Did he reach orgasm? And how…

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? I “milked” it for all it was worth, err... I should say she did.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Is there a guy out there who wouldn't accept deep oral action? These are simple instructions, but if a girl has no idea what she is doing, this will at least get her on the right track.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Last longer and have more birthdays throughout the year!