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Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Happy Hump Day Queen City Burlesque spices up Charlotte
Posted By Brittney Cason on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 11:42 AM
Things just got a little hotter in Charlotte. And not just because the temperature is rising.
Queen City Burlesque has taken the stage in Charlotte (and Lake Norman Comedy Zone) and is spicing things up. This performance troupe takes the art of burlesque and transforms it into modern-day fun with live music, racy performances, comedy and group performances featuring the Queen Kitty, Bunny Fatale, Spicey L'amor, Bebe Babette and Honey Jazel.
You can get in on the action ...
Queen City Burlesque is looking to add performers who can dance or sing. Or better yet, both, in sexy clothes. And they'll pay you for it too. E-mail your resume and head shot to queencityburlesque@ymail.com.
They're holding auditions on Sunday, April 3 in Uptown.
Or, just "like" them on Facebook.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Shit Brittney Says / Happy Hump Day What TMJ really stands for
Posted By Brittney Cason on Wed, Mar 23, 2011 at 9:40 AM
I went to get a facial at Lighten Up and Face It. When the therapist got to massaging my cheek area, she paused her hands and exclaimed, “Goodness gracious girl, you have knots in your cheeks.”
Like muscle knots you get in your neck, in my cheeks.
She dug around on my face a little bit more and came to a good conclusion. “You must grind your teeth or clinch your jaw. People tend to do this when they hold in something they need to say.”
Is this a therapy session or a facial?
"Ask your dentist to check you for TMJ. You might have developed that by clinching your jaw so much."
TMJ? What the hell is that?
That night over dinner I told my girlfriends about my new disease — TMJ, asking for insight and for someone to define the acronym for me.
They told me that it meant “Too Much Jizz”
They then proceeded to tell me that you get it when you give head too much. And then accused me of being a closet head case.
"That's why you have dimples ... to store nuts in."
Those bitches.
That’s not true of course — it’s TMJ, not TMZ.
By the way, TMJ stands for Temporomandibular Joint (TMJ) Syndrome.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Happy Hump Day Landscape your bush
Posted By Brittney Cason on Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 2:24 PM
I came across this at Polished Nail Bar the other day.
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"Fun Betty" — color for the hair down there. Does anyone even have hair down there anymore? Let alone hair long enough to dye. Do pubic hairs even go gray? ... that was a serious question.
Funny thing is, I had a guy who wanted me to grow an '80s bush. To be continued ...
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Happy Hump Day Going downtown to a phallic skyline
Posted By Brittney Cason on Wed, Mar 2, 2011 at 10:28 AM
On my flight home to Charlotte, I observed the skyline from my window seat up in the air. And it got a rise out of me (pun intended). Is it just me ... or does the Charlotte skyline appear phallic? The Bank of America building is the penis and the Martini building is the vagina. Just looking at it from the plane made me feel like I was joining the mile high club.
Or maybe I just really need to get laid. The woman sitting next to me on the plane agreed with me at least.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Happy Hump Day It's better raw ...
Posted By Brittney Cason on Wed, Feb 23, 2011 at 10:32 AM
... Sushi that is.
I ran off and joined the NASCARnival last week for the Daytona (and Night-tona) 500. We went to have sushi on the beach where I ordered the "Kentucky Roll" (chicken tempura and white sauce).
Apparently KY makes more than jelly. Such as this ...
Perhaps they should change the name of the Kentucky roll to "Happy Ending." What exactly is in that "white sauce" anyway? I can tell you that it tasted better than it looks though.
