Crystal Billings
Accountant
“That depends – what’s his position on homosexual abortions? Anyway, I hear he’s on steroids.”
Louise Jackson
Teacher
“No, we need some young stud in there who can get women like me interested again. In the Church, I mean.”
Don P. Getty
Photographer
“Personally, I like the idea. Hell freezing over will help counteract global warming.”
Jason Quinn
Securities Broker
“You think that’s funny? Say it again and you’ll wake up with a Rosary down your throat, pal.”
This article appears in Apr 13-19, 2005.
