I get a weekly text from BAR Charlotte advertising their specials and reminding me that it is, in my opinion, still the skankiest bar in town.
Some of the texts that have bombarded my inbox boasted about …
“Midget Wrestling”
“BARkini Contest”
“Shamrock with your cock out”
“Playboy party and wet t-shirt contest”
“Joe’s Birthday party” … who is this Joe you speak of?
And a “BAR Charlotte job fair” … I’m sorry but the economy isn’t that bad
And then each mass text is tagged with: “no cover with text” But little do they know, you couldn’t pay me to go to BAR Charlotte … unless, of course, Mini Britney is there.
The BAR scene is different from the bar scene considering every night is college night. The one time I set foot in that place, I wanted to run up to the 18-year-old riding the bull in a bikini and give her a hug, teach her the difference between negative and positive attention, and then proceed to Lysol the bull … there may be S.T.Ds living on that thing.
So to 882-02, whoever you are, I am begging you — take me off your text list and stick to sending mass messages on facebook like the other 813 unread messages in my inbox from promoters.
This article appears in Apr 21-28, 2009.
Are you kidding?! BAR Charlotte throws the best party in Uptown! If you can’t have fun at BAR you are either really old, really uptight or both. Is the problem that you didn’t get any attention? I guess I can see where that might happen. Get over yourself.
You know I’m know expert but I’m pretty sure all you gotta do is reply STOP to one of those text and that will remove you from their list…..you retard!
I personally love skanks…..GOD bless BAR for make’n that happen!
In response to your blog… I was recently at BAR, and it came to my attention I was naked….being very embarassed about this and realizing that it was against the law, I grab’d the clothes off the person passed out on the floor and put them on thank god they fit. BAR’s security threw out the person asleep because that person was now naked. I would like to commend BAR’s security on job well done. I had a great time the rest of the night. Thanks BAR!
Midget Wrestling Rocks….hate I missed that!!!!
That place has been uptown forever….must be atleast 13 years now….they must be doing something right…no other nighclub has lasted that long….sounds like you are hate’n for no reason to me! Maybe you don’t look as hot as the 18 year old in the bikini! I say thumbs up to BAR for staying strong thru the years
I hate I missed the playboy party, the midget wrestling, the bikini bull rider, obviously you don’t want the text, but how can I get signed up so I don’t miss out on these events??? sounds like fun to me!
hey buddy you want in on the BAR text all you gotta do is text BARVIP to 88202
for the record, BAR has been helping ugly people get laid since 1995!
Well now we know what all the bar charlotte employees do during the day…because they’re the only ones that don’t agree with ms.cason
clearly you haven’t seen britney in a bikini, or on the cover of Maxim, or in a top cat uniform. i think she’s got the bar bitches beat. What the hell does a guy from Matthews know anyway.
MatthewsGuyTWP: Really? Did you read the part where she explained the difference between positive and negative? It’s not that one cannot have fun there, it’s just that there are WAY better ways to spend your time and money.
Johnny: Name calling – yep, as one would expect.
terry: Serving the lowest common denominator doesn’t take much effort and can lend to longevity, but the place is like a tumor.
I regularly get the same type of message on my cellphone. It’s typically for a rap/hip-hop concert at a bar/club here in Chicago.
Since I don’t ever come close to my text message allowance, it’s a minor annoyance. But, I googled 882-02 to see if there was a way to be removed. All I found was your blog. Who do we contact to complain? The FCC?