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Thursday, August 23, 2007
News My lungs are filled with courage
Posted By Web Editor on Thu, Aug 23, 2007 at 2:29 PM
You know, I hate talking about 9/11, but since you people in the media keep bringing it up ...
Yes, I spent more time at Ground Zero than all the other rescue workers combined. Yes, I dug through the rubble with my bare hands and saved countless women and babies. Yes, I did breathe in the toxic, asbestos-soaked air for many days. No, I am not going to get sick from a respiratory ailment, because, unlike all the other rescue workers at Ground Zero, I am Rudy Giuliani, and the alveoli of my lungs are lined with courage and leadership. No, I will not get cancer, because, having had it once already, cancer is now terrified of my body.
If you have any other 9/11 questions or comments, I will grudgingly participate in a lengthy and well-publicized discussion.
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