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Friday, October 26, 2007
News When They Attack, You’ll Gawk At My Foresight
Posted By Web Editor on Fri, Oct 26, 2007 at 4:44 PM
By Ann Coulter
I’m not sure the bong-toting, hair-dying, bi-curious liberal losers down at Gawker.com’s Washington gossip blog, Wonkette, took a moment between mentally masturbating one another to consider how their attack of the CIA’s totally awesome “Terrorist Buster” logo might promote further acts of terrorism.
The truth is that terrorism is really any act of violence (passive or aggressive) against the American way of life; this is why the logo is so effective, because its saying no to all terrorists … not just the camel-jockeying variety.
The logo is quite obviously a large man, black, with a semitically obvious proboscis nose, curiously slanted asiatic eyes, a suggestively queer grin and is clearly brandishing a Russian-made automatic weapon. I can’t think of a better amalgamation of terrorist-related imagery, and as such, I am glad the logo is so well-designed.
But still, the rainbow-coalition over at Wonkette see the “Ghostbuster”-esque logo as, “some sort of imaginary Christian cheerleader representing the DCI Counterterrorist Center.” Well, I know who those idiots are gonna call when black-skinned, Korean homosexuals with kalishnikovs show up at their door speaking Hebrew, and it isn’t Allah!
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