Monday, February 25, 2008

Divorce Party--nothing but women?

Posted By on Mon, Feb 25, 2008 at 10:25 AM

One of my best friends since pre-school was always the first to do everything. She was the first of our crew to get a tattoo. She was also the first to get married. And now she's the first to get a divorce. To celebrate her newly single status, she decided to throw a divorce party. Cool. I was a bridesmaid, so of course, I had to go. To my shock and awe, it was nothing but women at this party. Come on now, if you're celebrating being single, where are the men?!

Nevertheless, it wasn't the male-bashing session that I thought it would've been. I mean seriously, a room full of drunk females? I just knew it was going to be a Waiting to Exhale moment. But around 7 p.m., there was a knock at the hotel suite's door and in walks, Big Sexxy.

However, the only thing big on this stripper was his forehead. He was about 5 foot 6, not much of a fantasy. And his show was wack! After an hour of watching him gyrate and listening to these drunk broads scream and holler, I was ready to go — home.

So, here's a suggestion: If you're going to celebrate a divorce, invite some men over, and if you're going to have a stripper, make sure he lives up to his name!

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