I'm praying for forgiveness as I write this.
But, if all sinners go to Hell and we're all sinners, think of the people who are down there.
Jimi Hendrix, TuPac, Biggie Smalls, Janice Joplin and Rick James — bitch.
Unless the devil is George Bush, Hell might be fun.
(Side note: God, this is simply a joke. I really don't want to wake up dead in the morning and find out. Amen!)