Finally, the trial of R&B singer R Kelly has started. After eight years of delay, Kelly is finally facing charges of child pornography, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with an underage girl and videotaping it. Brilliant. Not only an alleged pedophile, but clearly not the brightest star out in the universe. I'm sure that he's wishing he could fly right now, but must finally stand trial and face the music. Let's see if he is able to bump and grind his way out of this pickle.