Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Obama-rama Nude Blogging Part 11

Posted By on Tue, Jan 20, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Today, I'm taking in the Inauguration of Barack Obama on my couch by watching every network. This is history.

Now it's time for the pundits.

12:41: Fox is calling the speech eloquent. What? I can't believe it. "You sense that he gets this."

Juan Williams is saying that Obama is reaching out to the conservatives.

Michael Gerson, former Bush speech writer, said the speech was quite ordinary. He doesn't understand how so many raging storms and gathering clouds got in the speech. Of course, Fox would have to say that.

12:48: The honor guard is lining the front steps of the capital. President Obama and former President Bush is leaving. George Bush looks like the kid kicked out of the treehouse. I'd feel sorry for him if my 401(k) didn't have a negative balance.

Air Force One is being called a special Air Lift Mission -- is that like a short bus thing? I wonder what the Bushes are feeling now? Relief? Disappointment?

Safe journey to Texas, Mr. Bush. Bye!

Brit Hume says the embraces of the Bushes and the Obamas says a lot about the Bushes. This is the way the Bushes are, he said. They are gracious and blah, blah, blah. I think it says a lot about both families. How many people wouldn't have told Bush to get the fuck out?

How many Reagan references can they make today? Goodness!

12:57: Wow, Juan Williams is kind of stupid. Of course the Obamas are on the same level as the Bushes. Barack Obama is the President of The United States. He is Ivy league educated and did it without his daddy's help.

Williams is getting choked up. Aww. That's so Academy Award worthy.

1:01: There is a Cindy McCain sighting. Her dress was pretty. Barack Obama just signed nomination papers. His first act as President of The United States.

Fox News just said it's going to take some getting used to calling Barack Obama president ... then they quickly added and not President-elect. (Bullshit)

John McCain is waiting for Obama.

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