Happy Thanksgiving, Charlotte. Ya'll be safe out there, ya here? No drinking and driving. No going postal at the airport. Be nice to your granny. Don't kill your crazy cousin, even if they do puke on the table. Be sweet to your neighbors. Eat too much, nap and be sure to catch the Auburn game on Friday. (War Eagle!) Oh, and the Panther's game Sunday ... if you're into ending holiday weekends with disappointment.
And, remember how lucky you are to not be a turkey:
Rhiannon "Rhi" Bowman is an independent journalist who contributes snarky commentary on Creative Loafing's CLog blog four days a week in addition to writing for several other local media organizations. To learn more, click the links or follow Rhi on Twitter.