For years, I told friends who were born in North Carolina that this states political scandals, villains and idiots were nothing compared to South Carolinas gothic parade of blatant crooks, backward ignoramuses, vicious backstabbers, and rabid crackers. It may sound odd, but Im glad the rest of America has finally caught on to the weird, retro ways of my home states politics, courtesy of Gov. Mark Appalachian Trail Sanford; Lt. Gov. Andre Im not gay, dammit! Bauer; Rep. Joe You Lie Wilson; state GOP officials who compare the U.S. First Lady to an escaped gorilla; anonymous flyers linking Sanford romantically to the ugly-as-sin former education honcho; and, of course, U.S. Sen. Jim Demint, a rightwing ideologue who cant decide which color to dye his hair. Theyre an entertaining, albeit dangerous, bunch, and, believe me, there are plenty more where those came from. For instance, two S.C. GOP county chairmen Edwin Merwin of Bamberg County and James Ulmer of Orangeburg County -- co-wrote a Sunday newspaper editorial in which they said Demints tight-fisted ways mean hes watching over the nations funds -- like a Jew would.
"There is a saying that the Jews who are wealthy got that way not by watching dollars, but instead by taking care of the pennies, and the dollars taking care of themselves," wrote Merwin and Ulmer.
Even the Palmetto Scoop, a conservative news Web site, was stunned: Umm who in mainstream America thinks its a good idea to write something like that in a guest editorial? ... Its people like Ulmer and Merwin that make many folks fear for the future of the once Grand Ole Party."
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In a win for states rights and tax payers:
On Monday, President Obama kept a piece of that promise when his Department of Justice issued a directive ordering agency lawyers not to prosecute individuals who use or prescribe medical marijuana in states that have legalized the drug for that purpose."It will not be a priority to use federal resources to prosecute patients with serious illnesses or their caregivers who are complying with state laws on medical marijuana, but we will not tolerate drug traffickers who hide behind claims of compliance with state law to mask activities that are clearly illegal," explained Attorney General Eric Holder. "This balanced policy formalizes a sensible approach that the Department has been following since January: effectively focus our resources on serious drug traffickers while taking into account state and local laws."
In the overall scheme of the drug-policy debate, this is a relatively small -- and cautious -- step.
But for medical-marijuana advocates, the administration's formal embrace of a more responsible approach represents a major breakthrough.
Just a reminder: We still can't grow mountains. Once they're gone, they're gone.
Mountain top removal doesn't just destroy the view, it also pollutes our streams and contributes to massive flooding. And, let's not forget about the mountain streams that are destroyed. (When you think mountain streams, think drinking water.)
Coal isn't cheap, clean or pretty, regardless of industry spin. Today's children will pay the consequences of our decisions for the rest of their lives.
Want to do something about it right now? Use less energy. Look around your office and home. What can you unplug and turn off?
Speak up. Let your state and federal legislators know you don't approve of these types of practices. Tell your electric company you're not willing to support their dirty habits, even if it means stapling solar tiles to your entire house. While you're at it, let them know you want green jobs in Charlotte.
P.S. Duke Energy, headquartered right here in Charlotte, burns Central Appalachian Coal. Approximately 50 percent comes from mountaintop removal. A Duke representative told me Friday, during an interview for another, unrelated story, that the company's Riverbend coal plant -- located a mere dozen miles from Uptown -- has a larger-than-usual pile of coal these days because of a contract. Even though energy demand is down and the coal plant doesn't run as often as it used to, the company's contract stipulates that they continue to purchase the coal until their contract expires. I'm told the company plans to look for other coal sources in the near future.
During the last two decades, mountaintop removal mining in Appalachia has destroyed or severely damaged more than a million acres of forest and buried nearly 2,000 miles of streams. Leveling Appalachia: The Legacy of Mountaintop Removal Mining, a video report produced by Yale Environment 360 in collaboration with MediaStorm, focuses on the environmental and social impacts of this practice and examines the long-term effects on the regions forests and waterways.At a time when the Obama administration is reviewing mining permit applications throughout West Virginia and three other states, this video offers a first-hand look at mountaintop removal and what is at stake for Appalachias environment and its people.
Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Oct. 20, 2009 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
The Nature of Things: New works from Flora Bowley and featured potter Paula Smith exhibition at Lark & Key Gallery
Tom Wopat at Booth Playhouse
Comedian Scotty K at Lake Norman Comedy Zone
Lita Ford at The Fillmore
Evelynn Rose at Rusty Rudder
The Business Journal reports that The Charlotte Observer offered a voluntary buyout program to many of its employees this morning. The new cuts come on top of previous fairly severe cuts in staff. The new buyouts will, according to the BizJournal story by Erik Spanberg, include most newsroom staffers.
This development doesnt mean theres a new round of layoffs, but it does indicate that the daily paper is still losing money hand over fist and is looking for volunteers to bite the bullet. If that doesnt happen, publisher Ann Caulkins told Spanberg, the paper will look at cost-cutting measures that are non-people-related. Read the full story here.
15 Short Film Festival
Oct. 18, 2009
The Evening Muse
The Deal: In its third year, the 15 Short Film Festival created by Antonio Diaz, Keith Whatley and Ryan Walker went down last night at The Evening Muse.
The Good: An array of films from varying categories including experimental, documentary, animation, drama, and comedy were screened. The panel for 15 Short Film Festival did a seemingly good job at weeding though the stack of submissions they originally received and narrowing it down to the films shown. Highlights of the film fest included The Cemetery People, a documentary about a group of people who live amongst tombs in Philippines, Every Third Bite, a documentary about honeybees and Colony Collapse Disorder , The Mouse That Soared, a cute animated film about a mouse that learned to fly, Bloom, a tragic love story drama, and What's Virgin Mean?, a comedy short from the United Kingdom. But, thats just naming a few out of the lengthy list of impressive films that comprised the 15 Short Film Festival.
The Bad: Two films, one titled, My Name is Kelvin, in the documentary category and another titled, 6.5 Minutes in Tel Aviv, in the drama category, werent able to be shown because of formatting difficulties. But, both will be shown at next years Spring film festival. Better late, than never I guess.
The Verdict: The audience award for best short went to The Mouse That Soared. If you missed the 15 Short Film Festival, be sure NOT to miss it the next time around. Organizers for the event are already planning for their next show in the Spring, and I know, I cant wait.
Almost, Maine
Oct. 16, 2009
Armour Street Theatre
The Deal: Davidson Community Players delivers performances of John Carianis Almost, Maine at Armour Street Theatre.
The Good: The play, Almost, Maine is divided into a series of ten short skit-like series' (Her Heart, Sad and Glad, This Hurts, Getting It Back, They Fell, Story of Hope, Where it Went, Seeing the Thing, as well as one that starts and finishes the show) with two characters. Each explored various strands of romance, from falling head over hills in love to having loved and lost. Most of the cast members impressively played more than one role throughout the production. Through the batch of cute, heart-thumping stories, the play captured the positive nature of a magical-like quality of love that can spark between two people, as well the more negative, which can dwindle into heartache.
The Bad: Just like the setting of the fictitious town, Almost, love can be cold. But, despite that train of thought, none of the short pieces ended too unhappily. Cmon now.
The Verdict: Almost, Maine is funny, touching and heartfelt. If youre up for the lovey-dovey nature of the play, give it a go, but be sure to reserve your tickets ahead of time. Tickets for this show at the small Armour Street Theatre have been selling out quick.
Almost, Maine performances continue until Oct. 25. Show dates/times are as followed: Oct. 22-24, 8 p.m. and Oct. 25, 2 p.m. For more information, click here.
Listen up: Unless you are pregnant or under two years of age -- physically, not mentally -- stay your happy ass at home if you think you have the flu.
You don't need someone to tell you that you've got the flu. If you've got the symptoms, assume you've got the crud and quarantine yourself. That means: Don't go to the emergency room either.
... swine flu has many on edge and wondering should you go the ER if you have symptoms? Dr. Gouzenne says it depends. "I have a muscle ache and I don't feel good, I have a runny nose, a little fever, you don't need to come to the hospital for that," says Gouzenne. She adds, "You don't need a piece of paper that says you have H1N1."But there are two exceptions-- folks that should head to the ER with even slight symptoms. Dr. Gouzenne explains, "Pregnant women seem to be at very high risk with this virus". And she also points out, "kids under the age of two, boy it's hitting them hard."
Maybe this little diddy will help you remember what you should do if you contract H1N1:
As the headline suggests, here are a few of the best places to find comedy events in Charlotte from stand-up to improv to sketch comedy and more. For a complete listing of all comedy visit www.CharlotteComedyLIVE.com.
Monday, Oct. 19
* Stand-Up Showcase at Lake Norman Comedy Zone at 8 p.m. (doors at 7 p.m.)
Join us for this special showcase. All comics on this line-up have spent the last 6 weeks honing the material for tonight's show. Host Johnny Millwater brings to you Jack Belliveau, Craig Carter, Ted Delorme, Ellay, Chesney Goodson, Todd Joy, Marcya, Joe Phoenix, John Pool, Potter, and Stuart Watson.
Galway Hooker ~ 7044 Kenton Dr., Cornelius ~ 704-895-1782 ~ No cover
Tuesday, Oct. 20
* Stand-Up Comedy at Lake Norman Comedy Zone at 7 p.m.
Nationally touring headliner Scotty K.
Galway Hooker ~ 7044 Kenton Dr., Cornelius ~ 704-895-1782 ~ $10.
Wednesday, Oct. 21
* Laugh Out Loud Wednesdays Stand-Up Open Mic at 8:30 p.m.
Hosted by Tasha Renee. Music by DJ Infinite.
Situations Lounge ~ 7801 University City Blvd.~ 704-494-8445 ~ Free before 7:30 p.m.
Thursday, Oct. 22
* Robot Johnson Sketch Comedy at 10 p.m.
Good humor by bad people. Check out Charlotte's premiere sketch comedy troupe.
Actors Theatre of Charlotte ~ 650 E. Stonewall St. ~ 704-342-2251~ $10
Friday, Oct. 23
* Charlotte Comedy Theater Improv at 8 p.m.
Short form shows similar to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Prevue ~ 2909 N. Davidson St. ~ 704-375-3747~ $10
Saturday, Oct. 24
* The Chuckleheads Improv 2nd Anniversary Show at 8 p.m.
The show will feature all the heavy duty audience participation improv comedy that you have come to expect from The Chuckleheads. Plus, singing, dancing, videos, food, drinks, giveaways.
Actors Theatre of Charlotte ~ 650 E. Stonewall St. ~ 704-342-2251 ~ $10 at www.actorscrib.com or $15 at the door
* Charlotte Comedy Theater Improv at 8 p.m.
Chicago-style long form.
Prevue ~ 2909 N. Davidson St.~ $10
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Why weren't any of former N.C. Gov. Mike Easley's shenanigans brought to light when he was in office? And, when can we the people throw him in jail?
As a four-year drought parched North Carolina into the middle of 2002, then-Gov. Mike Easley and his administration called it a major disaster. The governor urged people everywhere to save water, and he imposed stiff restrictions.Except at Easley's exclusive private golf club in northeastern Chatham County.
New records and interviews show that Old Chatham Golf Club pumped millions of gallons from a creek leading to Jordan Lake, diverting water from one of the region's major drinking sources to help keep the greens alive.
Remember when Andy Griffith stumped for Easley? "Governor, you're the man and you're doing right by North Carolina," he said.