Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Octo-mom does porn? After all those babies, who wants to see that?!

Posted By on Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 8:27 AM

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I love porn. If I could watch porn at work and not get fired I probably would. But this latest news from Vivid made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

According to The Frisky, the porn giant wants to give the Octo-mom, Nadya Suleman a million dollars to make a movie. GROSS!

Porn giant Vivid Entertainment usually has no problem sealing many deals, but they’re desperate to bed the OctoMom. First, they made her a million dollar offer, plus benefits for all her babies. That deal sounds better than the stimulus package, but while Nadya Suleman is clearly a whore, it’s seemingly just for attention. So, she turned the seven figure XXX offer down.

Now, it’s rare that porno peeps go through a courting ritual, let alone rejection, but Vivid has come back with a new agreement begging for it. In the wake of Suleman firing her non-profit nannies, Vivid has decided to promise her more help than even she needs. For a cool $1 million, they want her to star in a reality TV show about her and her gaggle of porn star babysitters. In addition, she’d have to agree to appear partially nude in a skin flick.

You have to be kind of sick to want to see this broad in a porno.

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