Monday, April 13, 2009

Afternoon delight, not so delightful

Posted By on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 12:30 PM

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Ever heard the classic song Afternoon Delight?

Well, if you're planning for a little afternoon delight on your lunch break, please carry spare underpants.

Let's say the person writing this entry decided the she wanted to skip eating lunch one day because boy toy was off from work. He had been sending racy text messages all day. And they did the trick. Unfortunately, I didn't have a back up set of panties and after the ones I had on got all wet, I was uncomfortable pulling them back up and returning to the office.

Things would've been better if we'd actually made it out of the car, but when nature calls, you answer.

What was supposed to be a quickie extended for about 30 minutes past my lunch hour. Any other night or Saturday afternoon, that would've been awesome. Now, I didn't have time to run to Wal-Mart or the drug store and buy a pair of cheap panties.

I learned my lesson. Now, there is always a spare pair of panties close by.

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