Friday, July 10, 2009

When taking a woman to the swinger's club. . .

Posted By on Fri, Jul 10, 2009 at 1:32 PM

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Last night I had an interesting conversation with a friend who said women become selfish when you take them to a swingers club.

X said that he and his "freak" girl had talked about going to a local swingers club and once he got her tipsy, she was excited to go. He said this was his first time going and he was expecting big fun.

It was kind of slow, he said since it was a Friday night, but there was one couple who caught their eye. The woman was kind of cute, X said but he wasn't attracted to her. His Freak Girl was, though.

He said the two women hit it off and hopped into the pool. They were kissing and then the two women headed upstairs where they began to have sex. While X and the woman's husband watched, X said he wasn't feeling turned on and he didn't want to join in because he wasn't attracted to the other woman.

When it was all over, X said he and his Freak Girl left. She asked him what was wrong. "You acted as if you weren't into it."

"I wasn't," he said he told her. "You were selfish, but it's OK. You had a good time."

"But I did it for you."

"Nah, you did it for yourself," he told her all the while thinking that he would never take her back to the swingers club.

So ladies, here are some rules that X wants to share.

  1. If you pick up another woman, make sure your man likes her too.
  2. Don't start kissing another woman without making sure your man is in on it.
  3. When you start having sex with the other woman, your man wants and needs to be involved.
  4. Don't get too drunk.

But X said the most important rule is don't be selfish. That's just wrong, he says. I tend to agree.

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