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Friday, January 8, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, January 8, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Cops and Robbers Party at The Estate
• After Hours Party at The Men's Club
• Club Insomnia at The Gold Club
• Flashback Friday at The Breakfast Club
• OMG Friday at Alley Cat
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, January 7,2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Guaguano at Halo
• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx
• Kick ass lunch at The Men's Club
• Ladies's Night at Strike City
• Jazz Dance lessons for adults
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Jan. 6, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Bucket Night at Strike City
• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace SouthEnd
• Ladies' Night Line Dancing at Coyote Joe's
• Pure Wednesday at Halo
• Wicked and Wild Divas at Scorpio's
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Jan 5, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, January 5, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Shake you body like a belly dancer
• Tenderloin Tuesday at The Men's Club
• $2 Tuesdays at Club Onyx
• $10 buckets of beer and Two for one dances at The Crazy Horse Show Club
• Tune Up Tuesday at Whisky River
Monday, January 4, 2010
He said/She said Don't do it again in 2010
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Jan 4, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Happy New Year! 2009 is so over and here are some things that should never happen to you again. Why? Because in 2010 (Man, I love saying that), we don't want to hear about it.
1. If you know eggs and cheese give you bubble guts, don't have anal sex on your mate's birthday.
2. Don't get mad when you show up to your sports loving mate's house during a big sporting event and he has company and you have no clothes on.
3. You discovered that your mate is a cheater, but you stuck around -- don't call me crying when the scum bag does it again.
4. Don't be afraid to play games -- in bed.
5. Don't spend your honeymoon talking about other people. Please fuck your new spouse.
6. Don't go another day without getting an HIV test. (Side note: MAP is no longer open and you need to find another place to get tested. Also, click this link.)
It's 2010, you should have learned some lessons in 2009. If you didn't, too bad because your friends are tired of hearing the same old drama, and we're not listening any more.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Jan 4, 2010 at 6:25 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, January 4, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Steak and Shrimp at The Men's Club
• Bark at The Moon at The Crazy Horse Show Club
• Find your Muse at The Evening Muse
• Manic Monday at Dilworth Billiards
• Maki Monday at Cosmo's
Friday, January 1, 2010
Mingling in the Queen City Lessons learned in 2009
Posted By Shameika René on Fri, Jan 1, 2010 at 4:03 PM
I don't know about ya'll, but 2009 has been one of those years that I won't miss — not one bit. Matter of fact, the entire decade can go to hell in a handbasket, but that's a whole 'nother blog. I thought with the spirit of 2009 finally kicking rocks, it's only fitting to do some reflection, stroll down memory lane and recap the lessons that I hoped you learned, cursed at, laughed at, or even attempted to implement this year..
Plus..you know I just love making lists ... so here we go:
5. I sure hope some of you learned how to MINGLE when out at social events ... but as we near the end of the year, and judging by what I've seen this month ... Imma go with "no." Just remember to ditch the security blanket called your clique once you enter a social event. Hell, you never know who you might meet.
4. Before heading out to any event, just because it's called "Grown and Sexy" does not mean show up with your ASSets hanging out. Instead it’s a state of mind; just up your swag game and get your party on! Unless the party calls for you wearing your lingerie, leave the ish at home for your after-the-party booty call. Let these fellas have the opportunity to imagine what you are working with.
3. If you do meet someone — whether its online, at the gas station, grocery store, or even on the light rail — make sure you take the appropriate steps. Let's review: Screen that mofo. And if you decide to meet up, stay alert, and always notify someone of where you are going. Mace is your best friend!
2. Do what you say you gonna damn do. If you aren't interested in someone, man up and say so, rather than stringing them along. The best advice I could ever give is treat a person how you want to be treated. If you would prefer someone to play games and make you figure out if they are or are not interested, then fine, do what you do; however, rather than waste someone’s time, the best approach is to just say (in a nice way of course) that you just aren’t compatible and move the hell on.
1. The approach is everything. Fellas, if you are wondering why you can't find a good woman, take a step back and look at HOW you are approaching us, asking for the goodies right off the bat. Would you want your mother, sister, cousin, or even daughter to drop the panties for lame lines like that? No, I think not. You’d want them to keep the bakery locked up tight with the key in a safe until the time is right.
Ladies, we as women deserve to be celebrated rather than treated like an old stale lemon cake that these men get a taste of and then throw away. If men want to satisfy their sweet tooth without handling their biz the correct way, then politely remind them: They have two good hands, use them.
That about sums it up. In 2010 fam, let's vow to do better. Happy New Year!
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