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Thursday, February 11, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 / Meet Market Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Feb. 11, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Guaguanco at Halo
• College Night at Bar Charlotte
• Galactic at Visulite Theater
• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx
• VIP dances at Leather and Lace SouthEnd
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Knew this was coming: Lap Dances for Haiti
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Last Saturday a strip club in Ohio came up with a way to help Haiti that I'm surprised more clubs haven't done.
You read that right. Lap dances to help people without water, food or homes. That's a good damned idea. The club raised $1,000 because lap dances are actually illegal in Ohio. What a pity.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Feb. 10, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Creative Loafing Lust List Party at Uptown Cabaret
• Ladies Night Line Dancing at Coyote Joe's
• Every F**king Wednesday at Dharma Lounge
• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace SouthEnd
• The Situation at Suite
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
He said/She said Is romance dead?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Feb 9, 2010 at 6:21 PM
I overheard two women talking today while I was standing in line for coffee.
One woman was freaking out because once again, she was going to be without a man on Valentine's Day. Her friend rolled her eyes — obviously this is a conversation she'd heard before.
Woman #1: It's the same thing every year. I meet a guy and right around Valentine's Day he flakes out on me. When do I get my romance? My roses and candy?
Woman#2: Buy your own. Here's the thing, romance is over rated and dead. These guys you meet and deal with only want to fuck. If you really wanted them to stick around, you wouldn't give them any until the 13th, that way you'd wake up with his ass on Valentine's Day.
Woman #1: Why are you so negative?
I didn't want to laugh but I did.
Valentine's Day isn't about love or even sex. It's about one woman showing off for other women.
With that being said, check out these Anti-Valentine's Day links:
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Feb 9, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Feb. 9, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Boots and Bikini Finals at Whisky River
• Power Yoga at Dharma Lounge
• Tenderloin Tuesday at The Men's Club
• Two for one VIP dances at The Carousel
• Open Jam at Smokey Joe's Cafe
Monday, February 8, 2010
Hard News / He said/She said Oh Andrew, give up the Edwards sex tape
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 12:32 PM
This is where things get murky, shady and stupid.
Andrew Young has the Rielle Hunter and John Edwards sex tape, but he doesn't want to give it back or sell it.
Dude, what are you doing?
Here is a dime-store analysis of Young's train of thought:
He told ABC NEWS:
Former John Edwards aide Andrew Young and his wife Cheri argued in court papers today that Edwards' mistress, Rielle Hunter, has no legal claim to a purported sex tape she allegedly made with the one-time presidential candidate.
What he meant was:
My wife and I watch this tape every night to spice up our boring and bland sex life. If I give it back, we're going to be missionary all over again.
He and his wife also said:
Youngs suggested the possibility that Hunter simply made a mistake when she said her video was made in 2006 instead of 2007. But even if that were true, they argued, Hunter had abandoned the video tape in trash and made no effort to recover it until the summer of 2009.
What he meant was:
She left it, and it is mine now. Oh, I wish I could do the things that John Edwards did to her. Hey, Cheri, do you think you can do that thing Rielle did?
Listen, it's not fair to keep a sex tape away from the public. Think of all of the sex tapes that have flooded the Internet that we didn't want to see. One Night In Paris? Give me a break. A sex tape is the reason Kim Kardashian overshadowed Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints last night on the NFL Network. And her tape with Ray J was boring.
The John Edwards sex tape is historical and shows what lies politicians tell in bed — and we want to see it.
And Rielle Hunter, darling, you need to stop playing the victim because you wanted that tape to be found. Maybe not by Young and his wife but you had to know the next owners of that house would find your box of "trash."
You're in the Research Triangle, not backwoods South Carolina--anyone can put a tape back together.
Somebody, release the damn tape already!
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 8, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• SIN at Club Onyx
• Manic Monday at Dilworth Billiards
• Chubby's Karaoke at Dixie's Tavern
• Find your Muse at The Evening Muse
• Couples welcome at The Crazy Horse Show Club
Meet Market When the strippers come marching in
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 12:33 AM
Charlotte, you're wonderful. So what the Panther didn't make it to the Super Bowl. This city still knew how to party. Since I didn't care who won the big game, however, here is an obligatory Who DAT, I decided to check out some of the strip clubs that had Super Bowl parties.
First stop, Club Onyx.
What was lovely about this party was the price. Free before 8 p.m. Let's call Onyx the pregame stop.
Next stop was Uptown Cabaret. This place knew what people came for and it wasn't the snooze fest called Super Bowl Halftime starring the Who. The volume went down, and the entertainers did their thing.
Final stop was The Men's Club, which I am convinced is Charlotte's best sports bar. The Men's Club has the best sights — whether you want to watch the game or the dancers. And the foot was great.
So next year if your team doesn't make the Super Bowl, don't fret. Don't sit at home or go to your annoying friend's house to munch on horrible food. Go to a Charlotte strip club and watch the game and get a lap dance.
Friday, February 5, 2010
Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Feb 5, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 5, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Mardi Gras at The Estate
• One Year Anniversary party at Strike City
• Flashback Friday at The Breakfast Club
• Breakfast buffet at The Men's Club
• Check out the drink of the month at Twin Peeks
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 4, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx
• Sake-Tini Thursday at Enso
• Sky Line Thursday at Loft 1523
• Kick Ass Lunch at The Men's Club
• College Night at BarCharlotte
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