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Monday, June 21, 2010
Hard News Loud sex leads to stabbing at the beach
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 5:08 PM
South Carolina, you're starting to worry me. From the Luv Gov to the candidate who (allegedly) boinks bloggers, I was beginning to think that the Palmetto State was the place to be for hot and juicy S-E-X.
Then I read about these Myrtle Beach men:
A Myrtle Beach man was charged with assaulting his roommate after the men argued because the suspect was being loud while having sex with a woman, according to a police report.
Russell Willis Shepherd Jr., 40, was charged with second-degree assault and battery after police were called to Casa Marina Apartments at 2703 North Kings Highway where they found a 58-year-old man had been stabbed in the hand, police said.
The victim told police he had been in another apartment with friends and when he returned to his apartment he found Shepherd being very loud while having sex with a 39-year-old homeless woman, according to the report. The victim told police he waited outside and smoked a cigarette before he walked back to the apartment.
I have to wonder if it was the man or the homeless woman making the noise, though.
What happened next just proves that everyone shouldn't have a roommate and that interrupting (good, I can only assume) sex will get you hurt.
The man said once inside the apartment the couple continued to be loud so he yelled for them to be quiet, according to the report. The man said Shepherd jumped up and stabbed him in the hand before he ran out of the apartment to get help from a neighbor.
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