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Monday, October 11, 2010
Hard News Want good loving? Get with a fat guy
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Oct 11, 2010 at 4:44 PM
Though you may lust after The Situation's abs and yearn for the svelte Denzel Washington to kiss you good morning after a night of lovemaking, according to a new study, you're better off with a fat dude.
Seriously, I wouldn't joke about this.
Researchers at Erciyes University in Kayseri have just completed a yearlong study correlating body mass index (BMI) and male sexual performance. Their findings: Men with excess body fat last longer in bed. In fact, heavier men were able to make love for an average of 7.3 minutes, while slender men could count themselves lucky if they held on for a mere 108 seconds.The reason? Female hormones. Men with excess fat showed higher levels of the female estradiol sex hormone. This substance apparently disrupted their bodies' natural "male" neurotransmitter chemicals and slowed their progression towards orgasm. Ironically, the less masculine their bodies appeared, the better lovers they proved to be.
The scientists compared the BMI and sexual performance of over 100 men who were being treated for sexual dysfunction with 100 other males who lasted longer during sex. They found that men suffering from premature ejaculation were on the whole thinner and fitter than their "better endowed" brethren.
Now, let that sink in. The next time you're complaining about your man's weight gain, you should think about how long the sex lasts.
Let him have that extra beer and pork chop because, at least in the study, fat is where it's at.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Oct 11, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today October 11, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• $20 Package deal at Leather and Lace South End
• Monday Night Pint Night at Dandelion Market
• Monday Effen Monday at Uptown Cabaret
• Steak and Shrimp at The Men's Club
• Stripper Idolz at Club Nikki's
Friday, October 8, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Oct 8, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today October 8, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• World's Longest Happy Hour Party at Howl at The Moon
• After Hours Party at The Men's Club
• Party all night at Club Onyx
• Club Insomnia at The Gold Club
• Sexy PJ Party at The Estate
Thursday, October 7, 2010
feature Lord of the ring
Posted By Web Editor on Thu, Oct 7, 2010 at 4:11 PM
There are lots of things I notice first about a man: his eyes, his hair, his overall demeanor.
His hands.
I know it sounds odd, but I can get an immediate sense about a person just from looking at their hands. Young, old, male, female: doesn’t matter. Strange? Perhaps. But whether you’re kind, hard-working, anxious or romantic, for reasons I’ll never understand, I can tell.
When it comes to men, however, one thing I never looked for while subconsciously surveying the terrain was a wedding ring — until recently.
For women in their mid-to-late 20s, the realization that the pool of potential candidates is getting smaller is a sobering one. For most, it’s enough to send hordes of us into the wild in a husband-hunting frenzy. But for those of us who don’t have our eyes on the prize, it’s more an amusing observation.
Throughout different stages of our dating lives, my girlfriends and I have found ourselves asking common questions about the men we’d meet. Those first few months after college, it was whether or not he had a job. Now, it’s marriage. And in a few years, “Does he have any kids?” “Is he divorced?” or “Does he have a working hip?” will probably be commonplace conversation.
But for now, it’s the quick glance of the eye to that ring finger. And if we can’t get a look, we’ll be asking.
This is particularly strange for me, since marriage has never really been top on my list of priorities. Sure, I may have over romanticized the idea of it with every guy I’ve dated between the ages of 18 and, well … last year, but the truth is the notion of having to share a bed with, brush my teeth next to, and give up a significant portion of my prized “me” time to another person every day for the rest of my life kind of makes me want to purchase my own private island somewhere. Truth be told, I like my space. A lot.
So I’m finding it increasingly humorous that my mind has been drifting toward a different set of digits these days — and wondering just how long I can revel in my independence before I may — just may — have to learn to cohabitate with another human being. Because while I’m not picking out a dress and china patterns quite yet, I’m starting to realize that this “whole life” I have to be married may actually be shorter than I thought.
— Alison Henry
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Oct 7, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today October 7 , 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• NC Fright Factory at the NC Music Factory
• Uptown Thursday night at BAR Charlotte
• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx
• Kick Ass Lunch at The Men's Club
• Thirsty Thursday at Baby Dolls
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Oct 6, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today October 6 , 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• WTF Wednesday at The Limits
• Midweek on Fifth Street at The Attic
• No Cover Wednesday at Club Onyx
• The Fabulous Feast at The Men's Club
• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace SouthEnd
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Video These guys can't get laid: Video
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Oct 5, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Hard News You down with OPP? (Yeah, you know me.)
Posted By Web Editor on Tue, Oct 5, 2010 at 10:57 AM
By Rhiannon Bowman
We love sex, so let's stop pretending that we don't. Good sex is one of the best things life has to offer but, apparently, everyone already knows that ... even though some (Ladies, I'm looking at you) don't seem to totally get it.
Here are a few of latest sex headlines:
- Sex in the U.S.: New survey reveals our steamy secrets — Associated Press
- Pretzel nation: We aren't as bland as we might think — MSNBC
- The Ass Man Cometh: Experimentation, orgasms, and the rise of anal sex — Slate
- Federal judge charged with buying drugs from stripper — Atlanta Journal Constitution
Though it's nice to see we're finally talking about sex like grown-ups, there are a few things about the recent sex study that are concerning. Let me sum up:
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Oct 5, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today October 5 , 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Date and Dash at Crave
• SIN Night at Tilt
• Pajama Jam at Whisky River
• $2 Miller Lite at MAL clubs
• Top Shelf Liquor night at Club Nikki's
Monday, October 4, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Oct 4, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today October 4 , 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• SIN Night at Club Onyx
• Steak and Shrimp Monday at The Men's Club
• Manic Monday at Dilworth Billiards
• Monday night Pint Night at The Dandelion Market
• $20 Package at Leather and Lace SouthEnd
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Woman dies from masturbation 38
I thought killing yourself while experiencing an orgasm was just an old wives' tale.
