Monday, March 14, 2011

Steak and Blowjob Day ... really?

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I thought my Facebook friends were joking about March 14 being Steak and Blowjob Day. Boy was I wrong and late to the party.

According to the website, which links to a Nina Hartley video about giving better head, this holiday was created to be the male version of Valentine's Day:

That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

Nearly 16,000 people are members of the Facebook group dedicated to the "holiday."

But, is there an alternative for women dating a man who doesn't eat red meat?

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