Last night I was talking to a very good friend of mine who shares my love of porn.

She said lately she has been wanting to try something that she's seen in the movies.

"Bondage?" I ask.

"I want to be fucked with a strap-on," she said. "I just want it to be a one time thing. It looks like so much fun."

"Yeah, if Nina Hartley is wearing the strap-on," I replied.

"She does toss those women around and she loves what she does. But I think it would be best if I do it with someone who's just curious, like me."

"But what if she sucks at it? Don't you think you ought to do it with someone who knows how to work the equipment?"

"That's a good point."

"You don't need Katy Perry for this. You need Nina Hartley."

After our conversation ended, I started thinking about women and sex. And it hit me, everybody always wants to have sex with a woman. What is it about our bodies that draw both sexes to us?

At some point do all women want to get it on with another girl? And if we want to be with another woman, why is it that we have to use male shaped toys? Like a strap-on fuck -- isn't that just a girl playing "daddy?"

I hope my friend has fun finding her strap-on lova. I wonder if they will video tape it, because I'd like to watch.

The other day, I was sitting in my favorite restaurant when I heard an interesting conversation.

Two ladies were hunkered over a table talking about one of the girl's "relationship."

Girl 1: "Have you and Ron made up yet?"

Girl 2: "Yes, he came over last night, well early this morning with a rose and he said he was sorry."

Girl 1: "Did he explain why a female answered his cell phone? I mean, that's his private phone so something must have been going on?"

Girl 2: "It was his cousin or something. She was really close to his wife and she doesn't like him seeing other people."

Girl 1: "He was married?"

Girl 2 nods. "He said that relationship is over and when he get's his money together he's going to file for a divorce. He lives with his cousin and her husband."

Girl 1 takes a sip from her glass and leans back in her chair. "So, he's married? Are you like his mistress?"

Girl 2 laughs nervously. "He's separated."

Girl 1 shakes her head. "You're crazy. Until the divorce papers are signed he's married and you are the other woman."

Girl 2 looks visibly shaken and before I can hear the rest of the conversation, my waiter shows up to tell me the specials. Damn.

Being the other woman somteimes gives a woman a slight sense of power. She thinks that she's giving the man something he can't get from anywhere else.

Often, she's only short changing herself because it is cheaper to stay married and cheat than to get a divorce and start a new relationship. And if said cheater decides to leave his woman and become your man, how long do you think it will be before he's creeping out on you?

But why do men cheat? Some say it's biology, others say it's because women outnumber men. I say it's because women allow men to behave badly and forgive them their trespasses.

You can't change a cheater, and as long as some woman is willing to let him play, he's going to.

The other woman may get branded with a scarlet letter and called all kinds of sluts and whores, but in the end, it's the man who made a commitment to his woman. Shouldn't he be held to a higher standard?

In North Carolina, you can be sued for being the other woman. Under the alienation of affection law, you can seek damages from the person who "broke up" your marriage.

And you don't even have to prove that your spouse was having sex with the other person. I bet Jennifer Aniston wishes she'd married Brad Pitt in Charlotte.

Seattle pastor Mark Driscoll responded to the question:

“Pastor Mark, is masturbation a valid form of birth control?”

Driscoll doesn’t miss a beat: “I had one guy quote Ecclesiastes 9:10, which says, ‘Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might.’ ”

Ah, if only all church services were like this.

Believe it or not, men don't always want to have sex. He's not a human vibrator. At least that's what they want us to believe.

Seriously, though, there are serious mistakes that women make during sex.

It was pretty funny that I found this article in my inbox today because while I was reading it, my ear was getting bent by a friend of mine.

L made many of the mistakes identified in the article. She allowed a booty call to become something more. She claimed that she was only sleeping with S because she needed a release. But he was turning her apartment into his vacation get away. After sex, he'd get up and eat ice cream and cookies as if he was paying for groceries.

Sex Mistake #10: Blundering a booty call.

LifeScript asked several sex experts for their tips for no-strings nookie:

 - Make sure you’re both in it just for the sex. “If one person is clearly looking for something more than a hook-up, it’s rude to string them along with a series of booty calls,” says Amber Madison, author of Hooking Up: A Girl’s All-Out Guide To Sex and Sexuality (Prometheus Books).

Limit the drunken 3 a.m. phone calls. “That’s kind of when [flings] happen,” says Josey Vogels, author of Bedside Manners: Sex Etiquette Made Easy (HarperCollins). “But waking someone up every Friday and Saturday night might be abusing your booty call privileges a bit.”

But we're all adults, right? Why is it that when it comes to sex, we act like children? Guys, let me let you in on a little secret, all women who fuck you don't want to marry you. If you're honest on the front end, it probably won't stop you from getting the nookie.

Some women don't mind sharing. While, it's not something I would advise, there are a few women out there who like it better when their partner isn't around all the time. But beware, Fatal Attraction, may not be based on a true story, but it has been known to happen in real life. Creative Loafing wrote about it earlier this year.

So, maybe we're all making mistakes before we get into bed because we're not talking about what really matters.

Picture it, last night in a king-sized bed.

You and your partner had the best, wettest and hottest sex. You connected mind, body and soul. He pulled out some Kama Sutra moves and you matched him stroke for stroke.

Then it was over and there was a huge wet spot on the sheets. Now, you're doing everything in your power not to end up sleeping in it. He glances at it and moves to the driest spot in the bed, looking over his shoulder saying, "You made it, you sleep in it."

Damn it! If it wasn't 3 in the morning, you'd be happy to change the sheets, but you're tired and all you want to do is sleep. But there is no effing way that you're sleeping in the wet spot.

So, what do you do?

There are love pads. Yes, you read that right. But who has those things lying around?

You could bitch and moan for the next 20 minutes -- but, hello, you want to protect the afterglow, don't you. There is nothing sexy about arguing after climaxing. Still, you don't want to sleep in the wet spot and he's damn near in a coma now as you stand over the bed grimacing at the prospect of lying in all that love juice.

This guy says you should put a towel over the wet spot and pretend you're spending the night at the beach.

Ugh, no.

For $36, you can get Luv Linens. That's a lot for some damned sheets.

So, I guess that means the only thing to do is fight over the wet spot, afterglow be damned.

I had the pleasure of sipping coffee at a nice little shop in Charlotte a few days ago with one of my good friends, Y.

He's a "man's man" who has had more sex than Ron Jeremy, so it's not surprising that when I told him I was writing this blog he had a great idea for a post.

"Most women don't know how to suck dick," he said.

"Since I don't have a dick, I've never noticed," is what I started to say, but I just cocked (pun intended) my head to the side and replied, "Really? What does it take to give a good blow job?"

"If you don't know what you're doing, the old trick is to get a banana, go down on the banana and if you can taste it, you don't know what you're doing."

(Yes, I went home with a bunch of bananas to test my technique and I didn't taste it!)

"Some women use teeth and some women use their hands[when they are giving head], and I guess they think the more painful it is that they're doing something," he said.

I wondered and asked, if it's that bad, why doesn't he tell her to stop?

Y said, "Guys tolerate it because they are getting their dick sucked. That's the main objective. Honestly, if a guy can't teach her (the proper technique) then she can watch porn, because there are some dick sucking videos out there."

And most adult shops in Charlotte have those couple DVDs that show her as well as him what to do to give pleasure to their partner.

But Y has some quick tips from his own experiences:

1. Don't leave the balls untouched.
2. Don't neglect the head, because that's where are the nerves are.
3. The balls are sensitive, so be gentle. Treat them like nipples.