Here's an e-mail we received about the event:

Fanatique de Glam and Feline Entertainment are proud to announce Burlesk! Calendar Girls on May 8th at Artistika Nightclub on S. Elm St downtown Greensboro. This Friday night spectacular is sure to have everything that you could want in an evening of entertainment. With live music, sideshow acts, and teasefully tantilizing talent you cannot find more bang for the $15 cost of admission.

Burlesk! Calendar Girls will be starring well-known local personalities Tiger RoxXx and Selia d’Katzmeow Carmichael, and The musical vocals of Desire Valentine. The exquisite talents of Kara*, Meka le Creme, Moniqui Tiki, Big Mamma D, and more will walk you through the pages of the calendar like you have never done before!!! This showcase of Calendar Girls is one you will not soon forget!

Feline Entertainment & Fanatique de Glam are collaborative efforts of seasoned Burlesque Artists, Tiger RoxXx and Selia d’Katzmeow Carmichael. Together, they have produced such successful shows as Cirque du Enchanteur, performed in the 2008 Fringe Festival, and presented the sell-out production of BURLESK! for the 2009 Greensboro Fringe Festival, as well as numerous other burlesque shows, masquerades, other special events.

For tickets please visit www.meowbabe.com. There you will find merchandise, bio's, and much more!

You can use your sexuality to save the forest.

Don't believe me?

Log on to Fuckforforest.com.

According to the web site:

Fuckforforest is a non-profit eco porn organization. FFF is created by people who want to have a exciting experience and a good feeling for protecting nature, having real fun with sex and nudity, not faked, not staged, but impulsive and living. With the help from sexually free people and by showing the beauty of natural love, nudity and sex we wish to direct attention to and collect money for the Earth’s threatened nature. Saving the planet IS sexy!

This has to be the most interesting eco-group out there. And the organizers know it.

The sex part is there to get your attention and because we find it naturally exciting. Why make it boring when we can enjoy? Saving nature can be quite exciting. It makes it easier for you and me to stay positive in an already too suppressed world. Change reality, with love and sexuality!

Last night was a total bitch session with three of my girlfriends and I realized that women are crazy.

Men, I understand up and your frustration a bit better now.

Last night's topic was who should say I love you first.

Maybe the person who feels it first?

Not according to my friends, one who hasn't had a relationship since Bush's first term, one who has a relationship with a married man and one who has a string of random booty calls.

Friend 1: "Of course he should say it first. If he says it after you then he doesn't mean it."

Unfortunately, she has back up in the woman-steam media.

Friend 2: "You should only say I love you after he has paid an expensive bill or given you a Tiffany bracelet. It's like saying thank you."

Friend 3: "I love you only works when you are in bed."

Maybe I need new friends.

Summer isn't even here yet and it's boiling outside. If you're anything like me, you're trying to conserve energy costs and you haven't turned on your AC.

Neither has my neighbor. He keeps his windows open at night. And last night I wish he'd closed them.

Around 3 a.m. a chorus of "oh fuck me harder, harder," woke me up. I had my windows opened too. At first, I thought he was watching a porno with the volume up really loud until I heard his voice.

While I will admit that normally, I don't listen to other people's screams of passion, I was curious. So, I tipped out of my bed and went outside to check out what was going on. Thank goodness for darkness and a broken light in the parking lot of the complex.

When I got a good look at what was going on upstairs, I understood why I could hear everything so well. My neighbor had his partner pressed against the screen in a position that I've never seen before. She had one leg on his shoulder, the other wrapped around his waist while he was on his knees holding on to the window sill. Her face was against the screen, turned sideways.

I can only imagine the imprint that was left on her face when it was all over. It's amazing that the damned screen didn't fall out. After about five minutes of watching them, I felt bad about watching them. At least for free anyway. Here's hoping he'll start to use the AC and close the window soon.

Furverts is a totally hilarious picture book showing people dressed in costumes in various sex positions. The kicker is, the animals would be enemies in real life. Like the dog hitting the cat from the back.

Michael Cogliantry, the photographer behind the book, originally came up with this project to provide a commentary on that anonymity of online communities, according to the publisher.

Cogliantry used the costumed subculture of Furries--people who role play in furry animal costumes--to illustrate poses from the Kama Sutra with hilariously thought-provoking results.

Furries aren't just about sex, according to many online articles. They're kind of nerdy, into science fiction and writing fan fiction.

According to an article from the Pittsburgh City Paper in 2006:

"despite their wild image from Vanity Fair, MTV and CSI, furry conventions aren't about kinky sex between weirdos gussied up in foxy costumes", that conference attendees were "not having sex more than the rest of us"

Furverts, however, isn't about changing stereotypes or setting the record straight about the lifestyle. It's a laugh--for those who get the humor. There's one picture of an elephant fucking a donkey. That's got to make you laugh.

With it being Earth Day and everyone is talking about saving the world. I had to wonder, would you use a recycled condom?

So, I did an Internet search to see if such a thing existed.

Luckily they don't. Condoms aren't recyclable, but you can stand up for the Earth when you're spent. Don't flush your condom.

Instead, wrap it in a paper towel and toss it in the trash.

If you're anything like the rest of Charlotte, you're trying to make ends meet.

Why not use sex to make extra money? Now, before you think I'm saying sell yourself, keep reading.

There are a lot of lonely people who call phone sex lines. If you're a night owl, you've probably seen the commercials. And if you like off-beat movies, you've probably watched Girl 6.

So why not put your pipes to use?

If you want to be a phone sex operator, or a "telephone actress," find a company that's hiring and follow these tips from ehow.com:

1 Discover the benefits. Working as a home based phone sex operator and/or chat actress does have its advantages.

For instance, upon researching many of these companies that hire phone sex operators (PSO is the abbreviation they use), I found that operators typically earn anywhere from $9 to $20 or more per hour.

Other advantages include: No experience required, flexible schedules around-the-clock, regular pay and safely anonymous to callers.

Step 2

Qualify. Most of these companies have the same requirements, such as; must be at least 18 years old, have a quite work place, have a land-line with a corded phone, and be willing to openly discuss a wide variety of topics and fantasies that are sexually explicit in nature.

Step 3

There are many adult telephone entertainment companies looking to hire. Go to the "Resources" section of this article below and browse through the list of company web sites that are hiring home based phone sex operators.

Step 4

Find More Jobs To find more companies that are hiring, search your favorite search engine, such as, Google. Use keywords like: phone actress, phone actor, chat actress, phone sex operator, adult operator, adult entertainment operator, adult phone jobs, etc..., you get the idea.

Step 5

Apply to companies that you are interested in, but BE SURE to read each company's rules, pay rates, schedules, equipment requirements, etc...

Step 6

Talk, act and get paid! Good luck!

So, I was reading The Frisky again. And there was a story about prostitution and sugar daddies. Is there a difference, was the question that was posed, but what people seem to forget is that we're all giving up something to get what we want in bed. We're all selling sex for something.

When I had a steady boyfriend and not just "the boy toy," when I wanted my car washed, I gave him head.

When women want to prove that we're wife material, we cook and pull out the Kama Sutra moves. We're doing that for at least one carat.

And men, they do it too. Why do you think he pulled out the Swifter mop and cleaned the bathroom? He knows that's going to get you into bed. Dinner and a chick flick? All a ruse to get some sex from you.

Prostitution would be legal if the government knew how to tax pussy.