In September, crews hauled away the old mall's "Rising Sun" signs for preservation. Credit: Anita Overcash

Now that plans to turn the old Eastland Mall into a movie studio and sound stage are dead, and the relationship between City Council and property developer Studio Charlotte seems to have soured, the city must come up with a new way to use the 80-acre property it purchased for about $13 million in 2012.

The city probably has its hands full right now with the fallout from #ScandalCLT (Patrick Cannon’s resignation), so I’m here to offer up my ideas for Eastland.

I feel I am qualified to make recommendations because I worked and/or loitered at the mall for most of the mid to late ’90s. Plus, I once got a bullet hole in my car in the parking garage that I was never reimbursed for, so as the mall’s new owners, the city kind of owes me.

Here are my expert recommendations:

In September, crews hauled away the old malls Rising Sun signs for preservation.
  • Anita Overcash
  • In September, crews hauled away the old mall’s “Rising Sun” signs for preservation.

1. Housing for the homeless. It’s too bad they already tore down the mall, because it probably could’ve sheltered a thousand people. But if the city doesn’t want to put up the dough for some apartment buildings, the Eastland 80 acres could become a massive tent city, and its close proximity to public transportation could make it easier for residents to obtain jobs and transition into a more permanent situation.

2. A biodome! But not just any biome. With medical marijuana seeing increasing support within our state and more bills for its legality expected to be proposed in the next session, it’s only a matter of time until government weed is being prescribed and demanded. Charlotte should get in the game early and sustainably grow a medical marijuana forest inside a beautiful and secure terrarium-like facility that will hopefully inspire a hit Pauley Shore movie. Then we have the film industry on site after all, and everyone wins.

3. A huge community garden. If housing for the homeless is too expensive and growing marijuana for the sick is too controversial, how about growing healthy food for the hungry? Can you imagine the abundance of nutrition that could be cultivated on 80 acres? Several hours of working in the garden a month could be the price to reap a share of the bounty it provides, which would reduce labor expenses and give city dwellers an education in horticulture.

4. Millennium Park. We love large-scale outdoor art in Charlotte: the Maya Lin balls at the old coliseum, the giant cookies on South Boulevard, the disco toucan downtown. Why not bring elements like these to a public park like Millennium Park in Chicago? We could work on the name.

5. Artificial ocean. There has been talk of the NC Music Factory developers turning the land into a sports complex that would be anchored by an indoor ski slope like the world-famous one in Dubai. But who wants to go to an indoor ski slope when you can drive one and a half hours to the real thing? What we need is a beach. An 80-acre beach. I’m not sure of the logistics involved, but if Lake Norman was created by Duke Energy in the 1960s and a snowy ski slope can exist in an indoor space, I’m confident it can be done. And think of all the beach shops that would open on Central Avenue and Sharon Amity, bringing a cheap towel and hermit crab boost to the Eastside economy.

6. City zoo. In her recent article “Nine better reasons why Charlotte is Weird,” our editor in chief reminded us we’re the largest metropolitan city without a zoo. We could change that.

7. Bible theme park. If you’re not sold on an artificial ocean or a city zoo, consider combining them into a Bible theme park. Think of the exciting Bible adventures that could be replicated – Daniel in the Lion’s Den, Jonah in the Whale, The Great Flood. There’s a good time to be had by all. Elevation Church has recently reminded us that evangelism is where the money is. This would be a revenue generator for sure.

8. Super Mario Bros. three, Level 6 ice world replica. Here’s an idea to combine the two things kids loved most about Eastland: the arcade and the ice skating rink.

9. Solar-energy field. Sure beats coal ash in our water supply!

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11 Comments

  1. It was a stupid waste of money to tear down a perfectly good structure. It would have made a great incubator for new startup businesses. It could have been converted into housing. If the city had just stayed out of it, I’m sure someone would have found a way to make money there.

    If you believe the neighborhood residents are the cause of the downfall then maybe the site would be a great place to move the coal ash.

    If teenagers were hanging around, making customers uncomfortable, then they were bored. Perhaps you should build something that would occupy them, like a skateboard park.

  2. Here’s a novel idea… the city could complete the demolition, restore the land to an environmentally friendly state then offer it up for sale at fair market value and get out-of-the way. Let the “free” market decide how to develop the property with private funding!

  3. Nice, fun piece about a topic that we are all interested in – I hope for the beach!

  4. I would love to see Studio Charlotte complete their idea for the space. It incorporates so many great things that are perfect for the community. They embraced the diversity (the International House is not far!) and expanded it. There is a community center and a school to give purpose to the youth. There will be space for a farmer’s market. AND, the film industry will have its greatest facility in the South! If you really want to see growth, support Studio Charlotte. See the plans at: http://scdnc.com/

  5. North Carolina’s largest indoor public shooting range.

    It should have classrooms to teach firearms safety, concealed carry classes, home defense, etc. A shop where interested people can look at and try a wide variety of handguns to help them better choose one that will meet their needs.

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