Scrapbook of Shenanigans

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

There's something fishy going on ...

Posted By on Wed, Sep 22, 2010 at 1:39 PM

In my column this week, Sake to Me, about Enso's 1 year anniversary (slash birthday) party and how Twitter deleted the picture I posted due to for graphic content. But I can post it on this blog ...

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Hook-her: I didn't think fish and naked women typically went together.

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Monday, August 9, 2010

Some photographic evidence behind the writings ...

Posted By on Mon, Aug 9, 2010 at 12:30 PM

Because they say a picture is worth 1,000 words, I'll let them do my blog writing for this post ...

Chuck Wicks crashes girl's night at the Rusty Rudder after his Redneck Yacht club concert with WSOC 103.7. Really Julianne Hough, you went with Ryan Seacrest over this guy ... Ryan. Seacrest. Really?

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And he proceeded to show us his moves from Dancing with the Stars!

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Creative Loafing's Best Of party at BUTTER was, as always, the best. NC Music Factory (thus BUTTER and Creative Loafing offices) landlord Noah Lazes joined us in taking advantage of the fact there's a bar attached to your office, with likes of Tonya Jameson, Michael Kitchen, and Kevin Mitchell of the Forum

Best Of party

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Friday, July 9, 2010

A Summer Scrapbook of Shenanigans

Posted By on Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 4:04 PM

The Snook-a-like contest at Whisky River hosted by Snooki, who came and paid Charlotte a (paid) visit from the Jersey Shore – you can read the 1,000 words this picture speaks here.

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I don't think I can ever eat a pickle again! Photo by Eun Park.

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And the winner is .... Snooki basically picked the one that looked the best that she wished she looked like

Summertime in the CLT = Lots of girls in bikinis …

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

A Metropolis of Nightlife: The Metropolitan

Posted By on Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 3:18 PM

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words... but the word count for my column is only 350, so to better allow you to picture what I described in few words, I included some actual pictures. The following are the visual-virtual affects of my column this week Making Charlotte Metropolitan

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The porch of the city ...

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Monday, May 24, 2010

Seen on the Scene: A Scrapbook of Shenanigans

Posted By on Mon, May 24, 2010 at 11:55 AM

jordan and Denny

Denny Hamlin went straight from spraying champagne in Victory Lane in Martinsville, to toasting champagne with Michael Jordan at BUTTER. I wonder if Jordan gave the broom the Orlando Magic used to sweep the Bobcats to Denny before he went on to sweep Darlington.

tucker and miss sprint

Tucker Max goes to a NASCAR race. And of course he found the hot girls there.

charlotte style brofro

No, Brotha Fred and I are not dating ... we just hosted the Charlotte Style event together at Ballantyne Resort.

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Monday, February 22, 2010

Seen on the scene in a Scrapbook of Shenanigans

Posted By on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 at 4:34 PM

black eyed peas private concert

After their show at the arena, the Black Eyed Peas performed a private concert, live from the DJ booth of Butter. (Photo Credit: George Lainis, Catch Light Studio) ...

fergie william nikky in DJ booth

And Nicky Hilton was the back-up dancer?

butter boys

What happens when you combine a NYC nightclub and NASCAR superstars — the resulting recipe is one of Paula Dean's favorite ingredients: Butter!

waltrip and moore

NFL and NASCAR combine as well: Michael Waltrip and Kenny Moore seen on the scene at Butter.

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Monday, January 18, 2010

Brittney After Dark's edition of The Slammer

Posted By on Mon, Jan 18, 2010 at 2:10 PM

I spent last Tuesday night in custody of the CMPD with a blood alcohol level of .08. No, I wasn’t drinking and driving – I was at the CMPD Police Academy acting as a test dummy in training officers how to administer sobriety tests ... kinda like jury duty.

You can find the full story in my column in this week's CL, "My night in the cop shop"... but you can find the incriminating photos here. Pun intended.

the bartender

The bartender — or mad scientist, rather — who was precisely pouring 50ml of liquor per drink. Perhaps bartenders should start using measuring cups to pour drinks... food (or drink) for thought.

half way thru study

About halfway through the study, 1.5 hours — 4 cocktails and 200ml of liquor later  — they had me blow into the "Intoximeter" ... and I only blew a .04! Yet I was legally drunk in my mind at that point. So drunk in fact that I thought the cop ordering me to "blow like I've never blown before" was comical.

horizontal eye gaze

And then the real fun began ... the testing. These are the tests the cops administer if they pull over someone they suspect to be drinking and driving. At first they did the "Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus" in which they look for six clues to intoxication (3 in each eye). They look for maximum deviation and onset of nystagmus (whatever that means).

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Friday, November 27, 2009

Scrapbook of Shenanigans, Volume 9? 10? ... I've lost count

Posted By on Fri, Nov 27, 2009 at 5:31 PM

naked sushi

Dontcha wish your girfriend was raw like Sushi, Dontcha ...

Some debauchery at the Debauchery party at Kashmir ... now that's what I call some raw fish.

charlotte-bar-strip

And for more naked people, I found this picture online ... of a girl at BAR Charlotte! Now I fully understand why "Girls Gone Wild" goes there when they visit Charlotte. I wonder if those stickers hurt her nipples when she peeled them off.

runway for ballet

And for some cultural enrichment ... Runway for the Ballet. Dancing ... what a much more respectable way to use your body ... just saying.

Speaking of which, the following conversation actually happened between my friend and me.

FRIEND: “Is there a difference between strippers and go-go dancers?”

ME: “There is a hierarchy of dancers : there are strippers, then go-go dancers … then NFL cheerleaders.”

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Monday, November 2, 2009

Scrapbook of Shenanigans: Halloween edition

Posted By on Mon, Nov 2, 2009 at 1:48 PM

Trick or Treat? Halloween isn't just for the tricks ... sure, it has turned into "Dress Like a Slut Night" with so many girls going as "Slutty (insert occupation here)" — but despite the fact that it's hard to find costumes that'll cover your ass anymore, there were a lot of creative costumers out this Halloween. And as I made my rounds to judge various costume contests, I captured some of the winners .... Treat!

blind jake

A blind Jake Delhomme seen at Coyote Joes — and even though just in costume, he still got boo'ed off stage during the costume contest. I also saw a Jake with a for sale sign on.

beyonce and gang

All the single ladies! Beyonce and her back-up dancers seen at Andrew Blair's

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Monday, October 19, 2009

A Scrapbook of Shenanigans: volume 5

Posted By on Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 3:24 PM

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Brotha Fred's AM Mayhem at the Little Black Dress party at Halo. Nice dress, Cubby... that's a trash bag.

enso opening

No Michael Waltripp does not have a harem ... those are all MY girls. We ran into him (and he into our picture) at the Enso grand opening in the EpiCentre.

OAR is in THIS TOWN

O.A.R comes to "This Town" ... to the NC Music Factory Uptown Amphitheater and Whisky River.

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