Local Issue You’re Sick Of
(Tie) Bitching About Illegal Immigrants, and The Earnhardt Family Drama
Shut up, already, please? Sure, immigration and the economics behind it are Very Important Issues. But the Sheeple-like animus toward anyone whose knowledge of Latin culture is more nuanced than a Taco Bell menu is so, like, 2006. Get over it already. And while we’re on the subject, here’s how we could “solve” local immigration problems: Hire people who are here illegally to work as NASCAR pit crew members. That ought to keep the bigots occupied.