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Position: This position requires a sturdy chair, flexibility from the woman and strength from the man. The woman gets into position by leaning forward in a seated position. Then with her feet on the seat and elbows on knees, the man enters her yoni from behind, keeping firm grasp of her waist to keep both of their balance.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? This position is a 9 and should be performed with one too… for more enjoyment!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? There was a moment of hesitation, when I realized her legs were getting tired and she was planning on dropping abruptly down on my member… but then I remembered I had HMO and reassured her with a “bombs away!”

Did you feel like a pretzel? Pretzel… no! Sit n’ Spin… Yes!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Stick with a chair that does not spin to start… once you get used to the motion however, it can put a whole new meaning to the words “cum and get it.”

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes… and that was pushing it!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She did enjoy the stimulation and once I was able to support her, was able to concentrate on the pleasure and not just the burn in her legs.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): This is one of those positions that a guy can really go ape with and it actually calls for it. The heightened adrenaline will be needed to keep your strength and stamina through the motions.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Not comfortable… no!

Woman: She said that she was nether comfortable or relaxed.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Due to its vigorous motion and hurried expectation for a climax I would definitely not say that it was particularly intimate. It is neither impersonal though, because there is a lot of trust you must have for your partner to be able to relax and enjoy this position.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No.

Woman: Her legs were wobbly and weak for the next few hours.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? It felt like a forced doggy style. There is a lot of gravity involved, which will keep the motions and penetration intense. This position also gives a sense of urgency to finish, which gives you a similar feeling to public sex and/or cheating!

Did she reach orgasm? Yes she did and damn near fell off the chair in the process.

Did he reach orgasm? Yes and at the same time, so I looked like a quadriplegic trying to keep her on the chair!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No, it was shorter, but I don’t think either of us had it in us to go much longer.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Hell yes… this is a one of a kind classic that should be enjoyed by anyone who has the strength and stamina to endure!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: The use of a spinning chair is sure a lot of fun once you get a hang of the basic motion. I would also recommend watching out for the climax… especially if the woman is already getting wobbly. I clenched my knees together just thinking about the possible injuries that could come from that!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: Side Dishes (Pressing, Churning, The Boar’s Blow and Sparrow Sport)

Position: Contrary to what these names imply, nobody should get hurt in either of these positions. They should be considered exclamation points during sex play. They could be used to wake your partner up if they have fallen asleep, but more likely they should be used to bring a personal touch, unspoken yearning and sexual desire to your normal sex routine.

Pressing is considered the motion where the man holds his penis in his partner while pressing deep inside her for several seconds.

Churning is when the man grasps his penis and circles it around his partner’s vagina as if he is making butter… well, in a sense he is!

The Boar’s Blow is not when the women hits her lover over the head for being such a bore in bed, but rather where the man aims his penis towards one particular wall of the woman’s vagina, giving her constant pressure in that area. If that area happens to be where the G-spot is located, he shall be blessed by a thousand blow jobs of thank yous.

Sparrow Sport is a Kama Sutra Term that refers to the quivering of the penis during orgasm inside of the vagina. Legend has it, that woman should be able to feel this, be turned on by it and have an orgasm at the same time.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? I would give these separate techniques a 6. They are actually nice additions if you already have a good groove going on, but they will certainly not make-up for bad sex in any way.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Anyone should be able to accomplish these moves.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No pretzel feeling.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: N/A

How long did you last in the position? Each move was entertaining for about 30 seconds to a minute. These are exclamations you have to remember and should be used in between the other Kama Sutra positions that you are circulating through.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes, I am a definite fan of these.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Yes, she liked them too…

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Absolutely comfortable

Woman: Probably could have fallen asleep hadn’t I been so busy pressing and churning… blowing and quivering!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? These short position excerpts are absolutely intimate. I would not recommend going into a series of these moves with a one night stand unless you’re at least on a first letter of their I.M. name basis and think you might want a sequel to the evening’s events. These moves give sense to an ownership towards the woman and a potential relationship, so caution should be taken not to give her the wrong idea. It is funny to re-read what I have just written about whirling your penis around in the air, but there is some truth here.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? These positions felt like I was giving a sort of sign language expression to my partner on how turned on I was and that I was “in-control” of that sexual moment. Women tend to like it when a man takes control and these little exclamation points do it with some nice pizzazz!

Did she reach orgasm? Yes, we actually had an orgasm together during the Sparrow… proving that it works (at least some of the time!)

Did he reach orgasm? Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? We were right on schedule.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? I would absolutely do these moves again and there is actually plenty more from where these came from, so stay tuned!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Use them as a surprise every now and then… too much gets kind of old and loses its shock value.

Name of Kama Sutra Position: Pressing, marking and scratching with the nails

Position: When a love is intense, the book of Kama Sutra recommends pressing your nails into your lover on either of these occasions.

• During a first visit
• At the time of the setting out on a long journey
• At the return of a long journey
• After an angry fight has been reconciled
• If your lover is intoxicated.

Pressing with the Nails- When a person presses the chin, the breasts and the lower lip so softly that no mark is left, but only the hair on the body becomes erect from the touch of the nails.

Half Moon- A curved mark with the nails, which is impressed on the neck and the breast.

Tiger’s Nail- A curved mark in the form of a small line made on the breast.

Peacock’s Foot- When a curved mark is made on the breast by means of the five nails. This mark is made with the intension of praising the woman.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? This is an interesting little ditty… with a rating of 5, do to the love/hate relationship it had with my partner and I.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? N/A

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? N/A

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: First I would say to let your lover know you are going to try something different, especially if you are going in for a “Tiger’s Nail.” If you want to keep it a surprise I would work up from “Pressing with the Nails.” Not everybody gets off on being clawed during lovemaking, so unless you want to start an all out “bitch fest” of clawing each other… take it easy. We men would lose this battle anyway.

How long did you last in the position? 5 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): No

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Yes

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Yes

Woman: No, she was afraid I was going to leave a scar. But she didn’t understand that is part of the thing; to leave your mark for them to admire for weeks after the episode. It is supposed to remind them of your love for them. It does not always work this way folks, as in my case. It only left a mark that seemed to give her the right and reason to bitch several days after about the mark.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? I would say that it is very intimate if done in the throws of passion. It is definitely a symbol of lust, desire and extreme wanting. I myself have been scratched many times and did not even feel it. Woman appear to be a little more sensitive to that, as they are probably not used to it, so care has to be taken to keep it in the realm of intimacy unless they are into S&M, of which case scratch away!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: Yes

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? Well, it was definitely a turn-on for me, although it did feel feminine which was a big turn-off. There is a sense of control and desire when you are inflicting slight pain in the form of sexual delight.

Did she reach orgasm? …After I stopped scratching her!

Did he reach orgasm? Yes, while I was scratching her… go figure!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? It took a bit longer for her, but in some relationships that could be considered a good thing.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? I do think that I will try to incorporate this into my sexual play again. I will definitely take it very slow and maybe just have a few light scratches here and there and build up to the actual “Tiger Nail.”

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: You have to have a little bit of S&M in you to think this technique pleasurable. If either lover is not too keen on the idea from the beginning, it will be your job to teach them to like it, which is not always an easy task to embark upon.

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Toad

Getting into the position: The man sits on the edge of a bed with his feet on the ground. The woman is instructed to sit on him, knees bent, with her feet on the bed. The man can help the action by supporting her hips while she moves up and down. Penetration is very deep in this position.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  I would rate this position as a strong lucky number 7.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Not too much difficulty, other than her feet slipping off the bed while trying to get situated.

Did you feel like a pretzel?  Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No pretzel and the moves were quite simple to follow.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:

How long did you last in the position?  10 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Yes

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable?  Were you able to relax?

Man:  Absolutely comfortable

Woman:  Not comfortable at all

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  This is a very intimate position. The man hands can wonder all over her body, including the clitoris, back of the thighs, breasts, neck, shoulders and back. While my partner was doing most of the work, she also received most of the attention and this made her feel very loved and close. But all loving, touchy, feely stuff aside… a guy can certainly pound some meat on this one too, giving it a duel sensation of intimacy a raw, unadulterated pumping action!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  Her inner thighs were sore the day after.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

Did she reach orgasm?  Oh yes!

Did he reach orgasm?  Not in this position and I will explain the reasoning under the suggestions to make it better.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  It was a little quicker than usual.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  I will definitely do this position again, but it is not one that you would want to overuse. It is kind of a special little number that breaks up the typical girl on top position and will give you new respect for toads… just leave the warts out of it!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Because my partner reached an orgasm before me, she lost control of her legs; I was unable to climax because she was unable to do the position afterwards. So this is the one time where the guy may want to orgasm first or try to arrange for a simultaneous one (my personal favorite).