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The woman is instructed to lie face down across a bed. Sliding forward, she places her hands on the floor and continues to move her body across the edge of the bed until only her waist and thighs are supported. The man then enters her from behind, with his legs positioned inside of hers, with his hands positioned on her torso for added support and balance. Quick in-and-out thrusts is the motion of choice.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a worthy 8 on the rating scale

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

There is some difficulty in the man balancing on top of the woman if the bed is not well supported.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? N/A

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:

The woman must be absolutely set and comfortable before the man rests any weight on top of her. If she complains of the head rush, just remind her of the double the intensity orgasm she is sure to receive from it.

How long did you last in the position?

I personally lasted about 12 minutes and probably could have gone longer, but you really are going to want to orgasm with the woman. Once her head clears from the mega orgasm, she is going to want you to let her up... so don't dilly dally.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

She had her fair share of complaining in the beginning, but with enough reassurance, she was orgasming in no time. Now she admits that she actually liked it.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

The man is in for a thrill ride. Even though his motions are a bit limited in this position, there is an element of danger that more than makes up for the lack of booty banging.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: There will be no relaxing or comfort here. Your main objective will be balance and holding yourself onto that bucking bronco.

Woman: She was not comfortable at all, and the only way she is going to stay here much past 5 minutes is with the promise of a bed shattering G-quake.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

No, I would say that this position is in no way intimate. There will be little speaking, except for shallow grunts. Her head will be dizzy, she won't be able to hear real well. I guess in a way, it is sort of like a preview of sex in our later years... but this is not necessarily a bad thing!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No, unless you can last much over 10 minutes, it should be no more strenuous than the typical missionary. Woman: Ditto...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This is a fun ride for the woman who likes to be held down and pumped vigorously; this position just lends itself to such hardcore action. Although the man's view will be partially blocked and his motion limited, his partners orgasmic excitement should more than make up for it.

Did she reach orgasm? …Yes

Did he reach orgasm? ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes. Some positions just lend themselves to some nice hardcore action. This one is practically straight off the porno racks and if you are looking for a variation to the typical “Lazy Dog”, this position will certainly wake things up, as there is nothing lazy about it.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:

Don't let her out of this position too quickly. If she hangs in long enough it will start to feel good. Perhaps a little digital stimulation will be necessary to get things off on a positive note!

Get ready to get a little wet on this one. The woman is instructed to kneel in a tub half full with warm water, lean forward so that her man can sneak behind for dog style penetration.

While the woman holds one side of the tub for balance, she either runs the water from the faucet, guiding a stream towards her clitoris, or uses a detachable shower head to do the work for her.

The faucet gets a female rating of 8, while the detachable shower head a 9.5... you do the math!

The man is instructed to concentrate on pleasuring her with deep penetration and G-spot manipulation. This is said to enhance the orgasm possibilities of women who have difficulties, while prolonging the orgasm of males who have the exact opposite difficulty...

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a 7 for the guys and a 9.5 for the ladies. Yes, you read correctly, that is a nine... point... five!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? None...

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? N/A

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: The set-up in your particular bathroom is what is going to dictate the difficulty here. An old fashioned stand alone tub is what seems to work the best. The closed in walls of a typical bath/shower limit movement and objects to hold onto for balance.

How long did you last in the position? She orgasmed within 5 minutes, while I took my time and joined in for her second at around 15.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She LOVED it. Even though she is not a particular fan of rear entry as I am, the shower head put the entire experience over the top.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): For the man, this really isn't all that different from the standard dog that you can do almost anywhere that has a semi-stable ground to stand on. So, in other words it is pretty darn good!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Okay, so you won't exactly be relaxing, but it is rather comfortable.

Woman: She admitted that it wasn't particularly comfortable; but she added that she didn't particularly care that it wasn't!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This was an intimate position and while what I am about to say may sound corny, but it is true. The water that will inevitably end up running off of both of your bodies, and connecting your bodies much closer and deeper than mere skin on skin contact. Part of that is the intimate feeling of having a million fingers caressing your balls, inner legs, labia, etc...

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Nope, but if you slip and fall, you most certainly will be. So be careful!

Woman: No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? I already gave away the best part, which is the feel of the water trickling down the sensitive areas of your skin, while you are entranced in traditional, straight to the point, dog styled pumping. It is as close to an orgy as many men will ever be allowed to get @!

Did she reach orgasm? …Yes, a 7.0 on the 'dichter' scale.

Did he reach orgasm? ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? She was a little quicker than normal, while I was about on schedule...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes. Bathtub sex can often be disappointing; you don't have much room, the water washes off her natural lubricant, there is no room to spread out, and if you fall... well, that would be a bad thing. This is a good alternative that brings in the joys of water, the driving force of vertical sex, and offers enough stability for both to reduce the general risks involved.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Bring your own lubricant... all that damn water tends to dry out things back there!

Okay, so perhaps not exactly a classic Kama Sutra position, but it certainly should have been. This is basically a play off of the standard reverse cowgirl, but with a twist.

The man lies on his back with one leg outstretched and the other bent with knee pointing upward. The woman then straddles her partner while facing sideways, using his bent knee for leverage. While riding up and down on the mans shaft, the woman is instructed to lean forward and rub her clitoris against that of his inner thigh.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a solid 8

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  None what-so-ever

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No pretzels and motions were all quite simple.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  She is going to like this one, so you may need a crow bar to get her off your leg after the first few minutes!

How long did you last in the position?  We lasted about 15 minutes until orgasm.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  This is a winner from the female standpoint. The clitoral stimulation is unmatched, other than perhaps the infamous rabbit vibrator, but that's not really a fair comparison.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position offers a great view of your partners booty; watching it quiver with pre-orgasmic excitement. All the while, you as the man do not need to do a damn thing to arouse such a reaction!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  This position is incredibly comfortable... and for those with a bad back (perhaps from performing “The Crab” the night before), the one knee up actually offers a welcome relief to the muscles.

Woman:  She was incredibly comfortable and enjoyed having the knee to balance and guide her grinding motions.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Yes, even though she will be mostly intent on rubbing every hair off his inner leg... and he will mostly be focused on her beautifully round booty, there is still a strong partnership that can be felt. There is also an easy opportunity to explore each others parts where the sun don't shine, which is always a heaping dose of extra intimacy.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No, there should be no problems here.

Woman:  No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The position has the relaxed sensation of a blow-job for the man. All he simply has to do is lay back, enjoy the scenery, and let her play upon his leg like a non-neutered Chihuahua. It is a great confidence builder for him, because there is nothing he can do wrong!

Did she reach orgasm?  Yes, a 4.0 on the "dichter" scale.

Did he reach orgasm?  I did, and at the same time as hers... the best kind!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, not at all. And for once, the woman actually has a lot of control over the man's orgasm with how much she plays with his balls and tender skin behind. This increases the chance of a simultaneous orgasm.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, I have never been a huge fan of the reverse cowgirl other than the great view of her rear-end, but this position gives the man a little more leverage (with the one leg down) and allows him to move within her “yoni” with much more ease and comfort.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: No, I think this one is made to be simple and that is what makes it so unique!

This position begins with the man seated cross-legged with (hopefully) an already very erect penis. The woman then carefully guides her yoni and straddles him with a very deep, close, and intense penetration (at least in theory).

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a man 6 and a woman 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? There is almost no possible, feasible reason you should have trouble getting into this position.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? Did not feel like a pretzel, but the motion was very limited.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Shouldn't need it.

How long did you last in the position? This position was good for about 7 minutes, then she orgasmed, and I opted to try a different position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She really enjoyed this position. It limits the man to being a simple mannequin with a hard-on. She can manipulate depth, clitoral stimulation, and g-spot location without him getting in the way.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I would not say that this position is horrible by any means, but it certainly could use more avenues for the man to thrust himself into the woman and not have his appendages fall asleep in the process.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: No... read the above paragraph, my legs fell asleep along with that of my ball sack (can't say that has happened too often in my life).

Woman: She was very comfortable she would like me to say.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This is actually a very intimate position and it is so simply out of the closeness of the couple during its consummation. There is a lot of heat and sweat created as the bodies are consumed into each other as if they are actually creating this pearl of which this position is named. The man has easy access to her vital parts and can easily caress and kiss her neck and breasts... no wonder she liked it so much!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, did I mention my balls fell asleep... oh yeah, I guess I did, but it pays to mention this little fact again as a warning to my comrades who try it next.

Woman: No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? Mentally this position was a bit boring and therefore tedious in its motion and patience while waiting for her to orgasm. It is definitely a bit uncomfortable for us men and basically pins us immobile and unable to do any slams, bams, or even thank you ma'am's (no thank you, as I think it would be difficult for most men to orgasm in this position).

Did she reach orgasm?  She had a great orgasm.

Did he reach orgasm? No, but it was worth the try.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? She orgasmed quicker than usual, while I have the assumption that I would've lasted until hell froze over.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, she loves this position and when mamma is happy, daddy's happiness is soon follow. It may not be in this position, but she will give you your just desserts in one kama sutra position or another.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Sit on a pillow (this advice is for the guys). It will decrease the likelihood of your balls and legs falling asleep, which is a definite downer when you are trying to get it on!