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While Perhaps not the most romantic position in the modern Kama Sutra Handbook, the guys sure seem to like it. The position begins with the woman kneeling in a subservient position with her mouth open and ready to receive her man.

The man grabs the back of her head and pulls her towards his member and inserts it in her mouth. As lovingly as possible of course... unless she likes it rough!

The man controls the motion of this position for the most part, pulling himself into her mouth back and forth, allowing her to adjust her mouth for tightness.

This is a common method for “deep” penetration at its most extreme, but not for the faint of heart!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

8.5 for the guy and a -1 for this particular gal!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Nope...

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No. I felt like a mighty Trojan soldier having his way with his slave woman. She felt like a strong roman woman playing with a Greek boy who could lose his manhood at the slightest sneeze.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Well, you better tell the woman about your plans prior to execution. Such a forced position does not go over well with every woman and could not only leave you in the doghouse... but in the doghouse with one less LEG-up to the world, if you know what I mean.

How long did you last in the position? 5 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She did not enjoy this position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): It is actually a nice little position that could make for some fun and safe role playing, but if the woman isn't into it... it sure throws a sweaty stained pair of boxers into the works!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Plenty comfortable

Woman: Not comfortable at all.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This position is an “anti-intimate” position. Think of the most coldest, selfish positions you can and then add a side order of humiliation. The key word here is “role-play”. It can be fun to have sex without any intimacy, just wild, lustful pushing and jerking... ya know, but in a loving way!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No, and the teeth marks disappeared after the first day, so no harm done.

Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? There are days she would have played along with this position and it would have been a lot of fun, but I caught her on a bad day, so it was like stroking a cat from the tail up! It was like having sex with your mother-in-law. It was like sticking your manhood into a vat of battery acid. It was like... you get the point.

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, I think if perhaps I catch her on a better day and ease her into it, things will go much more smoothly.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Monitor that premenstrual cycle... this position is good for two weeks out of every month.

Kind of like those old spaghetti westerns, the dead man's blowjob may seem a little corny, but damn they sure are good!The idea behind this technique is that pain intensifies pleasure. Just the same as ice, hot wax, whips, and gerbils with Vaseline and a toilet paper roll... well, maybe not that last one, but you get the point.

The man starts this position hanging freely using a grip position on a bar, a tree, ceiling fan, chandelier... whatever you've got handy swinging around. The woman then performs fellatio on him while he is in this compromising position.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

8.5... Yeah Baby!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? I sure hope not!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No, and she seemed to have no problem manipulating my sack and rod with me hanging.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Just don't fall on her at the point of orgasm...

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She didn't get much enjoyment out of it other than the knowledge that she made me a very happy man.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): This position feels freaking good. The combination was a fun role play for the guy who has had fantasies of being overtaken by forced sodomy. Even though I know this wasn't exactly the thought on her mind, I couldn't help but play my own story in my mind as she busied herself with her project.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: It didn't feel too uncomfortable... and while I definitely couldn't relax during the “job”, afterwards I slept like a baby.

Woman: She commented that it was no more uncomfortable then any other blowjob... which I took as a good thing!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? I would say no, but on the other hand I would never tell my partner that, or I probably would not get the dead man again. The truth is, the Hanging Dead Man is a great position to imagine yourself receiving head play from someone other than your partner, so in a way, they end up doing all the work and receiving none of the credit!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? The position lends itself to mild bondage and could of course be brought up to intermediate with the proper tools and electronic/mechanical gadgets applied. The orgasm brought on by this was very intense and satisfying, although was not quite as satiating as other Kama Sutra positions. In other words, I was very horny as hell the next morning!

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? ...Did I ever!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No, it usually takes me forever to orgasm with oral stimulation, but this technique brought me near the point of no return several times.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, I think this is a very pleasurable position with an intense orgasm for payback. It is an easy way to put a little S&M in a relationship, while passing it off as just a new Kama Sutra position you'd like to try. I wonder how this position would fair with the roles reversed... hmmm, might have to try that.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Tell your partner to work that prostate... it feels just as good hanging as it does when you are laying around.

This position starts out with the woman on her back while the man is standing above her (a great start to any sexual jaunt). This next part will take a little strength on the woman's behalf, so the man may need to give her a tug and a pull here and there.

The woman is instructed to pull her lower torso up from the floor using her shoulders, abdominal strength, and elbows as her main source of leverage. If everything works out, she should be in a semi-upside down position by the time her legs are sprawled.

The man now steps in from the top, placing one leg in between hers and inserts his manhood into her yoni, scissor style. From this standing position, the man can “drill down” with superb control of the action, and the view will be absolutely beautiful from either perspective, whether the drill or the deck board!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

7.8... this is a very sexy and arousing position all around!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, she definitely needed some help getting herself into the air, which of course meant that she'd have a hard time staying there for long.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No, more like the Leaning Tower of Pizza!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  There is a conflict of interest working against you here since obviously if she can't get into on her own, how can you expect her to stay there?

How long did you last in the position?  We lasted in spurts of two to three minutes, with resting in between.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She enjoyed it, but she wasn't able to hold herself comfortably enough to really get into it.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  I loved it, if it wasn't for all the resting in between, I'd have given it a 9.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Yeah, the guy has it made.

Woman:  She wasn't comfortable at all.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  This is one of those positions that is erotic because it is raw, ruthless, and to the point. There wasn't necessarily much of a connection of intimacy as there was a desire to just fornicate plain and simple. This is a great position for those in a slump that may actually want to (ahem), pretend that they are having sex with someone else.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No!

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position is every bit as exciting to do as it is to read about. Once you are there it is a blast, but if your partner is like most, chances are she won't last long and before you know it you will be on the floor doing it the “regular way”. This is why they also have a similar version where the woman can support her waist against the side of the bed while the man sets himself to drilling for ecstasy.

Did she reach orgasm?  …No, not while in this position per say!

Did he reach orgasm?  ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Oh yeah, without question. While you may or may not be able to finish in this position, it is definitely worth the effort to start.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Be patient and make the whole experience fun, otherwise you may inadvertently turn your partner off with your frustrations!

We've all heard of 69', but if you really want to test your physical skill you should try 70'. This is the ultimate in mutual satisfying oral sex. The man is instructed to begin this position while on his knees. This will make it easier for the woman, as she must begin with her legs wrapped around his neck, facing upwards towards the ceiling. Once this position is reached, the man carefully stands up, balancing her while she is swinging upside down.The man now bends his knees slowly until she can reach the floor and support part of her own body weight. She is then instructed to arch her back, extending her neck back until she is able to place his manhood inter her mouth. The man is then instructed to place the womans genitalia into his own mouth, which should be conveniently in front of him. She will need both strength and dexterity to complete this position, while the man will need only the strength.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

8.5... this position would be sweet were it possible to do!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes, I wish I could say that we were successful at reaching this position, but alas, we were not!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No, I felt more like a Arnold Schwarzenegger on his honeymoon, and we never did get any real oral slurping going, just a few licks here and there.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Unless you partner is able to do a handspring onto your shoulders, you are going to have to start this one on the floor and bring it up to a standing position in stages. If you haven't lifted weights in awhile, you may want to have a tube of Preparation H handy for the next day.

How long did you last in the position? Fifteen minutes of trying to get into position... but it is actually quite fun.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She had fun. Perhaps not much sexual oriented fun, but fun none-the-less

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): It was a turn on...

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: No and No!

Woman: Ditto!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Hell yes, this position allows sexual partners to hone their communicating skills and work together as a team. You end up laughing a lot during the trials and errors, so even if you don't ever make it into the position, you still have fun and come (I said come, not cum) away as a stronger couple!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No, and the Preparation H was not needed

Woman: No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position is a bit daunting at first, but if you find a safe and forgiving area, such as plush carpeting or mattress on the floor, you can actually get into the challenge and make some headway. It is not a very sexual satisfying position to begin with, but if both your mouths actual reached their destination, I think it would become so.

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes... We have made it a personal challenge as a couple to actually achieve this position one day and “work it” for at least one minute without dropping down.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Don't expect to conquer this position the first time you try. This is probably one of the most advanced Kama Sutra challenges you will ever have to deal with, so even if you get a few licks in, you're doing better than most!