Of course, everyone was eyeballing the celebrities as they walked down the red carpet for the Oscars. I'll admit it, so was I. I watched the Oscars Sunday, I watched the highlights last night, and I've concluded which dresses I absolutely hated. Here are my three picks for the "WTF were they thinking?" dresses at the Oscars. And these, my friends, are in no particular order.
Miley Cyrus. Why in the world would you wear a dress that's heavier than you? OK, I can see the princess reference that everyone's talking about, but this is just too much. When I saw her walk down the red carpet, I immediately disliked it. Then she opened her mouth and in that Southern twang said she wanted Angelina Jolie to adopt her, and it was over.
Beyonce is all about flaunting her curves in this little number, but the print of the dress? Oh my gosh, she looks like she cut down her bedroom drapes and wrapped the fabric as tightly as possible around her body.
Tilda Swinton, this is the Oscars. That's all I have to say.