Here's an easy Halloween costume for you guys: Get a fat Jesus beard like Zach Galifianakis and be the baby-carrying, man purse-toting character Alan Garner from The Hangover movie.
Borrow a baby carrier (and maybe baby) from a friend with baby mama drama, don a pair of aviators, grow out your hair, and buy this fake "fat Jesus" beard. HangoverBeard.com sells it for $20. And voila!
Photo courtesy of HangoverBeard.com.