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Thursday, February 14, 2008
News Where is Hillary guy?
Posted By Web Editor on Thu, Feb 14, 2008 at 4:12 PM
By Hillary Clinton
I think I finally figured out what’s wrong with my campaign — besides the incompetent staffers that make it up. (FYI, I’ve decided to fire someone every day — Survivor-style.) The reason I’m tanking is because I don’t have a guy! You know like Obama girl. Last week Huckabee got a moderately-funny, sexually explicit girl as well.
Logic tells you that McCain girl will be next, and the girl will be an old woman with an IV drip. The parody song that plays will be from the Big Band Era instead of an R&B jam.
But after that happens, I think I deserve a Hillary Guy. He should be a cross between Antonio Banderas (Mexican) and David Bowie (sexually amorphic). I am taking script submissions and scene ideas.
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