By George W. Bush
I can’t believe I’m trapped here in Africa whilst
hopes of appearing more brainy. The Serbs are mad because Kosovo declared independence. Well, listen, John Q. Serbia: What would your existence have been like if someone denied you independence? You’d still be living in mud abodes, imbibing Serbian Pollen Punch. You’d still be craving electricity. This may not be exactly accurate, but come on: I’ve been reading vocabulary books, not history books.Oh, also, I wrote a new song about those revelations that John McCain might have had an affair with a hot blonde lobbyist. It goes like this:
McCain, McCain
Entered the lobby
Didn’t stay long
It was merely a hobby
McCain, McCain
Thinks he’s so slick
Slipping off secretly
And dipping his wick
McCain, McCain
I envy you so
McCain, McCain
I want to go where you go
McCain, McCain
You’re a tough old bird
McCain, McCain
What’s the word?
What’s the word?
What’s the word?
(Fade out)
Do you like it, America? It’s called “Fade Out.”
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