Thursday, March 27, 2008

Blogging under the influence is not a crime

Posted By on Thu, Mar 27, 2008 at 10:06 AM

By Bono

When I saw this CNN story about dogs blogging, I was concerned. Not concerned that pet-owning people are retarded (a given), but that Angel and Fanny, our beloved wolfhounds ... or are they terriers? Fuck, what are they -- sorry, I'm snockered again. It comes with the territory (i.e., I am Irish). Are there laws against blogging under the influence? Hope not.

Oh, here it is. OK, yeah, German sheepherder dogs. That sounds right. So. Anyway. The dogs. Blogging. Right. I thought maybe I should get my dogs blogging, or else Ali, my missus, would say, "Why don't OUR dogs blog? Why are you neglecting the family again, like the time you dropped the kids off in Belfast for a weekend when I distinctly told you Belgium?"

Do you think letting my pooches blog would be a good idea? I wonder what they would blog about? Think they'd mention the "gently fetch the peanut butter-covered stick" incident? That could be the end of me.

But what would they care if they ruin my career? They're stupid dogs. Bad doggies. No blog for you.

Don't look at me that way! It was just a drunken experiment, like so many of my worst ideas, including a certain album titled Pop. Speaking of which, it's time to pop open another beer.

I mean, is it just me, or is Fanny kind of a sexy name for a dog? I wonder where I put that peanut butter ...

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