Monday, June 22, 2009

RPattz? Really?

Posted By on Mon, Jun 22, 2009 at 2:01 PM

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By Brooke Edge

I know I used to be one, but I hate teenage girls.

Anyone checking celebrity gossip sites or flipping through supermarket tabloids is well aware that Robert Pattinson (“RPattz,” evidently) caused some minor rioting among teenage girls on the streets of New York City last week while filming scenes for his new romantic comedy Remember Me.

Luckily for me, this swarm of baby estrogen was directly in my path to school (as was the Washington Square Park set for Step Up 3-D the previous week, but that didn’t draw quite as many fan girls). When I walked by, RPattz was on break and nowhere to be seen, but that didn’t mean that his devotees took a minute off from striking moody/alluring poses. The general dress code they’d agreed upon that morning seemed to be something like a choice between black short shorts or black skinny jeans, with a mandatory black top and three-inch studded heels. I presume this has something to do with looking vaguely goth and vampire-y, since any actor in a Twilight movie must love that look in their personal life. Lots of makeup was also obligatory, plus a textbook bitchy look to throw at every other girl in the pack who dared to come between them and their husband-to-be, RPattz … as soon as he noticed them.

Oh, and I don’t mean to sound old, but here’s where my age comes in — what is the big deal about this guy? I’m sorry, but I just do not see it.

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