Heres a quick poll: Who is the biggest a-hole of the past weekend (and no, Jake Delhommes five turnovers dont count as a-holedom, just washed-updom). Here are our three candidates:
1. Serena Williams. For Serena, its always about Serena. When she wins, she gloats, and when she loses, its always somebody elses fault. Saturday, at the U.S. Open, Williams was on the verge of losing in straight sets to Kim Clijsters who, by the way, was making one of the most amazing comebacks in tennis history when she went totally ballistic over a foot fault call and told the tiny line judge lady that she wanted to take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat. The foot fault had set up match point, and the threat brought an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty that cost Serena a point and, as a result, the match. But hey, it kept Serena in the news and took attention away from the woman who was beating her, so Serenas happy.
2. Kanye West. For Kanye West, its always about Kanye West. CL music editor Jeff Hahne has written about Wests mind-boggling a-hole behavior at the Video Music Awards here. Let me just add, I agree with Jeff that Kanye is an arrogant asshole. The question now is: Was he the past weekends biggest asshole?
3. Dick Armey. For a right-wing blowhard, you couldnt find a better name. Former GOP congressman Dick Armey heads up Freedom Works, one of the groups that organized the Tea Parties, fired up the health reform ignorati to spew at town hall meetings, and helped organize Saturdays Tea Bag Extravaganza march in Washington. Among other things, Armeys group keep in mind, this is one of the groups that organized the march distributed signs to protesters that said Bury Obamacare With Kennedy. What a classy bunch.
So whos the biggest a-hole of the three? The threatening prima donna, the self-absorbed musical jackass, or the former Congressman who mocks the recent dead? Let us know.
Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Sept. 14, 2009 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Ken Burns at Joseph-Beth Booksellers
Find Your Muse open mic at The Evening Muse
Laugh A Latte at PJ's Coffee & Lounge
Monday Night Live Band with Sai at Tropical Caribbean Restaurant
Karaoke at Dixie's Tavern
A pregnant 15-year-old is dead after she was shot at her school bus stop this morning, WBTV3 reports.
At this time police have no suspects, but it seems obvious that someone from the domestic violence unit should be talking to the child's father.
While police have not labeled this shooting as domestic violence related, studies show the leading cause of death for expectant and new mothers is murder.
According to The Washington Post, more than 1,300 pregnant women and new mothers have been slain since 1990. And a Maryland study published in 2001 in the Journal of the American Medical Association says a pregnant woman "is more likely to be a victim of homicide than to die of any other cause."
If you have any information on the shooting, please call Homicide detectives at 704-432-TIPS or Crime Stoppers, 704-334-1600.
Transportation in Charlotte is a regular source of confusion for Queen City residents. Will light rail be expanded into more neighborhoods and what about street cars?
Creative Loafing spoke to Republican candidates, Martin Davis and John Lassiter, who are facing off in the primary election tomorrow to find out what each man would do about transportation in the city and how he would change the current system if elected mayor.
Creative Loafing: Whats the future of Charlottes light rail system?
Martin Davis: If Foxx [or] Lassiter get elected, the system will be built out. CATS claims it will cost $2.1 billion. Based on local, national, and worldwide transit history the actual cost would prove to be in excess of $5 billion. When the referendum to repeal the half-cent sales tax for transit was being considered by the community, Foxx/Lassiter promised revenue from the half-cent sales tax for transit would be sufficient to fund the construction of the entire system. The South Boulevard line, originally sold to the citizenry at a price tag of $226 million, ended up costing approximately $520 million. Revenue from the tax has cratered, down 27 percent in FY2008-FY2009, and is projected by the city to fall another 17.4 percent in FY2010 to $63 million. Since many of Foxx/Lassiter's financial backers own land along the proposed transit lines, the system will be completed, with a mama-jama sales tax increase of at least another half-cent. They will also try to do tax increment financing to complete this lunacy. If I am elected, I will do everything in my power to end this nonsense. If Council passes any rail transit scheme of any sort I will automatically veto it.
John Lassiter: Charlotte has a 25-year transportation plan that includes roads, expansion of our bus system and five mass transit corridors that have several options for both design and financing. The current Blue Line along South Boulevard is up and running and by all measures a success in both ridership and economic development along the corridor, over $2 billion in private development to date. The Northeast line from downtown to UNC Charlotte has been approved by the FTA and is in design. Both projects have a local funding source approved by the voters, a 1/2 cent sales tax. A commuter line north to Davidson along I-77 and a streetcar line from Beatties Ford Road to Eastland Mall are in policy discussion, but no funding source has been identified for construction, nor have we determined the best methods to improve travel along Independence Boulevard or from downtown to the airport. In all cases, the ultimate form of transit will require a partnership between Charlotte, the State of North Carolina and the Federal Transportation Administration.
What are the major issues with providing citywide public transit that people are willing to use?
Davis: Charlotte should only provide transportation to citizens who have none of their own.
Lassiter: Our expanded bus service has seen ridership increase more than 50 percent, especially as gas prices remain high and the cost to park a car escalates. Our Blue Line remains full during peak times and has become a mainstay for folks attending concerts, ballgames and entertainment venues. But light rail is considerably more expensive to both build and operate than buses. Our challenges will be state and federal funding in a down economy, lack of development opportunities along the corridors due to limited credit and the need to balance road construction and improvements with mass transit options.
How will future transit projects be funded?
Davis: Foxx/Lassiter will seek huge increases in our already ruinous 8.25 percent sales tax ([Which is] equal to NYC's Hooray!!! We're finally world class!!!!). Of course, they aren't about to mention this little item during election season might cost votes you see. Another omission is the fact they would have to deal with our $12 billion road-building backlog caused by their obsession with transit the last 10 years. So we will have to have at least an additional half-cent dedicated to roads (were at 9.25 percent now), double the car registration tax from $30 to $60 annually, make 485, 85, 77 toll roads, and tax Charlotte drivers annually based on number of miles driven. Ain't transit wonderful!!!!!
Lassiter: As noted above, the Northeast line to UNC Charlotte will be paid locally 1/4 through the voter-approved sales tax, 1/2 by the federal government and the balance by the state. We may find some smaller grants that could stimulate project financing but the estimated price tags of the lines: $250M for the North commuter line, $450M for the streetcar will require considerable state and federal funding to be matched by a local source that has not been identified.
Will current plans in place continue for transit development in the future? Why or why not?
Davis: If Foxx/Lassiter are elected they will do their dead-level best to build out the system for reasons previously stated. They will raise taxes as high as humanly possible, but due to national and state economic policy, our weakened local economy will not come close to funding the entire system. If I'm elected, I will try to persuade Council to abandon rail transit and build roads, funded by the sale of city assets. I know the socialists who read CL
will hate this, but at some point the adults just have to take charge.
Lassiter: In order for Charlotte's economy to prosper and create jobs, we will need to address all our transportation needs: roads, transit and expanded bus service. With air quality issues affecting our ability to build enough roads to accommodate the growth, we must continue to develop and expand our transit options and develop projects for housing, retail and office that reduce our dependency on the automobile and keep Charlotte a desirable place for people to start their career, raise a family and grow a business.
Remember when people proselytized about aiming hair dryers at their wet heads? No? Well, they did. How many people do you know have zapped themselves to death with a hair dryer?
But, for all you paranoid hypochondriacs out there, go on and get your headset -- it's safer to drive with one anyway.
You should pay attention to the amount of radiation that's being absorbed by your head, said Olga Naidenko, a senior scientist for the Environmental Working Group. There is a danger.While the cellular industry dismisses such fears and the federal government essentially declares the phones safe, Naidenko's organization thinks the radiation can cause brain cancer and other illnesses.
So this week, it released a ranking of phones by the level of radiation emitted ranging from lowest-radiation Samsung Impression to three models, including the Kyocera Jax S1300, that put out more than four times as much radiofrequency energy.
The group suggests not just that you shop for a lower-radiation phone, but that you use a speaker phone and other tools to keep the device away from your ear.
Brilliance in action:
The U.S. Census Bureau says the median income in North Carolina dropped 5 percent in 2008, but so did poverty and the number of citizens who are health-insurance challenged.
The numbers, however, have Adam Searing, director of the Health Access Coalition at the N.C. Justice Center, crying foul. Maybe he's read Darrell Huff's How to Lie with Statistics?
Median household income in North Carolina dropped 5 percent in 2008, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, but the states rate of people living in poverty and lacking health insurance also fell.North Carolinas median income for 2008 checked in at $42,930, down from $45,185 in 2007. The numbers are adjusted for inflation.
The number of North Carolinians without health insurance also declined, dropping to 1.4 million in 2008 from 1.5 million in 2007, according to the Census Bureau. The percentage fell a full percentage point last year to 15.4 percent from 16.4 percent in 2007.
Those numbers dont necessarily reflect the reality of health-care coverage, says Adam Searing, director of the Health Access Coalition at the N.C. Justice Center, a progressive advocacy group.
Searing points to the way information is collected for the report. According to the Census Bureau, the figures are based on a survey conducted in March. Questions on the survey asked about the respondents income and health-insurance status for 2008. Individuals who filled out the form were instructed to list themselves as uninsured only if they were without any health insurance private or government-provided for all of 2008.
I think that skews the numbers, Searing says. He notes that people who had health coverage at the start of 2008 but lost it during the year were instructed to list themselves as insured.
These numbers do not reflect the effect of the recession, Searing says. What were seeing is a delay in the reporting.
Oh, so he expected to be characterized as a bully did he?
Hey Judge: That's because you are a bully.
During the hearing on Thursday, Chief Judge Lisa Bell described an angry confrontation with Belk last February."He said I was a media hound and a political hack. This continued as we walked to the door. By the time we were in the doorframe, he stood within approximately 4-18 inches of my space and screamed at me to leave him the hell alone," Bell said.
Belk said he was trying to talk with Bell about his court assignments and he was frustrated because she wouldn't listen.
Bell says she was afraid for her safety.
"I was in my office, crying, shaking. I didn't know what to do," she said.
After the hearing adjourned, Belk said he expected to be characterized as a bully.
Further reading, from our archives: Judge Belk denies being a troublemaker
By Matt Brunson
9
**1/2
DIRECTED BY Shane Acker
STARS Elijah Wood, Jennifer Connelly
Not to be confused with Rob Marshall's upcoming musical Nine (or, for that matter, with the summer hit District 9), this single-digit offering is actually director Shane Acker's expansion of his own Oscar-nominated short film from 2005. That animated work ran approximately 12 minutes; this new version clocks in at 80 minutes, shorter than most theatrical releases but still thin enough to outstay its welcome by at least a quarter-hour.
By Matt Brunson
MY ONE AND ONLY
**1/2
DIRECTED BY Richard Loncraine
STARS Renee Zellweger, Logan Lerman
Actor George Hamilton, known more for his perpetual tan and his playboy image than for his film canon, lands executive producer credit on My One and Only, and that's because this time, it's personal.
In short, the picture is loosely based on Hamilton's life just as he was on the verge of making it in Hollywood, but that the movie never provides us with a believable bridge between "then" and "now" is just one of the problems that plague it. Unfolding in 1953, the film finds the teenage George (Logan Lerman) and his slightly older brother Robbie (Mark Rendall) being yanked out of their New York home by their Southern belle mom Ann (Renee Zellweger), who's tired of the philandering ways of her bandleader husband Dan (Kevin Bacon). Ann sets off on a cross-country jaunt to find a (wealthy) Mr. Right to marry her, but for the most part, she only meets losers: a former beau (Steven Weber) now facing financial ruin; a humorless military man (Chris Noth) who will brook no opposition; a paint-store magnate (an amusingly cast David Koechner) with hidden issues; and so on.
Zellweger, in the sort of role Melanie Griffith would have been hand-delivered about a decade ago, isn't bad, but she's overshadowed by practically everyone else in the cast, starting with the two actors cast as her witty, wisecracking sons. Scripter Charlie Peters falters when it comes to the big picture the film is too episodic to build much steam, and the ending doesn't provide the intended uplift but he scores with the heated confrontations that pop up throughout the piece. Whether it's Ann arguing with George, with Dan, or with just about anyone else who crosses her path, these head-to-heads are juicy enough to repeatedly lift the movie out of its dusty designation as just one more coming of age yarn.
This just in: Improv comedy group, Charlotte Comedy Theater - who recently lost its performance space when The Nook shut down - has found a new home. Beginning Oct. 10, the group will perform ongoing shows at Prevue on Saturdays.
This Saturday, Charlotte Comedy Theater will have a trial gig in its new space and the public is welcome to attend. Tickets are $10 and the show starts at 8 p.m. To reserve tickets, call 803-548-6824. Prevue is located at 2909 N. Davidson St.