Banished at birth from the garden for dirty deeds done below market value, El D grew up on the wrong side of the River Styx with several future members of the Bush Administration. He eventually infiltrated a notorious left-wing journalism program, where he learned how to hate freedom while pretending to uphold it through the 1st Amendment. He now writes about local music because it is fecund recruiting territory for his evil empire. He has also mastered typing with cloven hooves, which is nothing to sneeze at. He thinks your band is swell, unless it's not