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Thursday, December 18, 2008
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Dec 18, 2008 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 18 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Do it the reindeer way.
• $5 table dance and drink specials at Carousel.
• Shake your bon-bon for free.
• Learn how to belly dance.
• Take your date on the Highway to Hell.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
He said/She said He wants you to take the banana test
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Dec 17, 2008 at 8:46 AM
I had the pleasure of sipping coffee at a nice little shop in Charlotte a few days ago with one of my good friends, Y.
He's a "man's man" who has had more sex than Ron Jeremy, so it's not surprising that when I told him I was writing this blog he had a great idea for a post.
"Most women don't know how to suck dick," he said.
"Since I don't have a dick, I've never noticed," is what I started to say, but I just cocked (pun intended) my head to the side and replied, "Really? What does it take to give a good blow job?"
"If you don't know what you're doing, the old trick is to get a banana, go down on the banana and if you can taste it, you don't know what you're doing."
(Yes, I went home with a bunch of bananas to test my technique and I didn't taste it!)
"Some women use teeth and some women use their hands[when they are giving head], and I guess they think the more painful it is that they're doing something," he said.
I wondered and asked, if it's that bad, why doesn't he tell her to stop?
Y said, "Guys tolerate it because they are getting their dick sucked. That's the main objective. Honestly, if a guy can't teach her (the proper technique) then she can watch porn, because there are some dick sucking videos out there."
And most adult shops in Charlotte have those couple DVDs that show her as well as him what to do to give pleasure to their partner.
But Y has some quick tips from his own experiences:
- Don't leave the balls untouched.
- Don't neglect the head, because that's where are the nerves are.
- The balls are sensitive, so be gentle. Treat them like nipples.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top (less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Dec 17, 2008 at 6:31 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 17 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Customer appreciation at The Men's Club.
• Listen to live music at Upstream.
• College night at the Forum.
• Free Beer night at Scorpio's.
• Take Salsa lessons.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Hard News / He said/She said Is your relationship recession proof?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 8:31 AM
It's hard out there, money is tight and companies are collapsing around us. Unless you are a bankers or an auto worker, you probably still have a hold, no matter how slippery it is, on your job.
But what about your partner?
Has he or she been laid off and now you two are a one income couple or family? Does it stress you out that you get up every morning to go to work and he or she gets on the Internet to find a job or worse still, sleeps in?
Your relationship can beat the recession, according to a CNN report, if you are willing to work at it with your partner.
If you're concerned about your financial future together, but you're not willing to end your relationship as a result, consider having a series of sit-down financial planning sessions with your partner in order to ensure you'll make it through the crisis he or she is experiencing and discuss future financial goals and methods to reaching a stable place.
The recession could highlight other problems that have been bubbling under the surface of your relationship as well.
It's hard to want to work something out with a person you were ready to kick out of your life three months ago, but since he or she is unemployed, you'd feel guilty putting them out on the street.
Though it makes you feel a little guilty, you're beginning to re-evaluate whether, going forward, his or her financial situation will be able to provide or assist you with living the kind of lifestyle you'd like -- or at least to which you've become accustomed.Are you being cold and superficial or wise and practical?
If a relationship wasn't working when both of you had jobs, it's probably going to get worse and it doesn't make you a bad person to leave. A relationship is more than a paycheck and if there was an emotional disconnect before, this will just add to it. Truth of the matter is, both of you could benefit from a break up.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 6:31 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 16, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Tenderloin Tuesday at The Men's Club.
• Get a peace. . .of Jazz.
• Tappas Tuesday.
• Speed date your way to a mate at the Rustic Martini.
• Have a lap dance and a cigar at The Gentleman's Club.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Hard News Mom was right (keep reading)
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 8:59 AM
Being that most people don't talk about sex with their mothers, I'm sure this headline is shocking.
But if you will recall when your first started dating and your mother warned you to stay away from stupid boys. It seems that she was right.
According to a Reuters article, smarter men have higher sperm quality. While the article stresses that women who are having trouble getting pregnant should ask their mate to take an IQ test, it does make you wonder if this is a sign that women should adjust what they are looking for in a mate.
Granted, every woman doesn't want to be a mother. But a story like this tells you that nerds are hot!
Misc. / He said/She said Is it threesome weekend?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 7:00 AM
Some times I wonder how I'm drawn into the conversations that I have. For instance, around 1:30 a.m. Sunday, I get a phone call from a friend in Atlanta.
During the course of our phone call, we ended up talking about the fact that a guy she has a huge crush on asked her to participate in a threesome.
"What did you say?" I asked her.
"I said hell no."
"Well, was it going to be two men or you and another girl?"
"It was going to be me and some other girl. But I was tempted to tell him that he can barely satisfy one woman. What the hell is he going to do with two?"
Interesting question, I thought. Most men would like to think they are a stud in bed, but generally, the man comes first. But as I listened to my friend talk about her invitation to a threesome, I thought about the converstation I had a Starbuck's the day before. A male friend of mine had a threesome that he really enjoyed.
But who does the threesome really benefit? The women or the man getting all the attention? And why are men willing to hop into bed with two women but balk at the idea of two men and one woman?
With all this threesome talk going on around me, I shouldn't have been surprised when I got a call from my ex-boyfriend on Sunday. Guess what he wanted to know, if I would be the third party in a threesome with he and his girlfriend.
My reply?
"How about you join me and my boyfriend?"
Hard News The Internet or sex?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 7:00 AM
Nearly 50 percent of women would rather log on than get off.
Cnet.com, reports that 46 percent of women would rather give up sex for two weeks than to go without the internet.
Who are these women? And are they watching porn online?
While 46 percent of the women surveyed were willing to engage in abstinence verses losing their Internet, only 30 percent of the men surveyed were willing to do likewise.The U.S. survey, which queried 2,119 adults last month, found that the gap grew even wider for both men and woman who were 18 to 34 years old. For woman, the percentage of those willing to skip the sheets in favor of the Web rose to 49 percent, while it climbed to 39 percent for men.
And for women 35 to 44 years old, the figure jumped to 52 percent.
I'm all for using the internet, but the internet can't hold you and kiss you and thrust in to you. Sure you can find sales and deals online, but can you find an orgasm on Amazon.com? I don't think so.
Though not as sexy but equally interesting, the survey also found that 87 percent of respondents said the Internet saves them money.Specifically, 84 percent of those surveyed found the Internet saved them money by comparing prices online and searching out the best deals, while 65 percent said it aided them in finding coupons, discounts, and special promotions.
And TV, which has been losing its share of eyeball time to the Internet over the years, found that the majority of adults would be willing to go two weeks of watching TV, verses losing one week on the Internet.
Men, may not give up sex for the Internet, but they will give it for something.
A big T.V.
Of course when it comes to TV, perhaps size matters, at least according to a different survey earlier this year of Britons conducted by electronics retailer Comet. Almost half of the men polled said they would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV, according to Reuters. That compared with just over a third of women who were willing to make the same sacrifice for the big-screen television.
Venus and Mars, huh?
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 6:31 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 15, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Sculpt your body and mind with yoga.
• Bring Sexy back with boot camp.
• Get a $5 table dance with lunch at the Carousel.
• Give some to get some (maybe) at toy drive.
• Find a holiday date at speed dating.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Test Ride It must be your first time. . .
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Sat, Dec 13, 2008 at 6:30 AM
In an adult video store is what I wanted to say to the man who kept looking at the door.
Yesterday, I discovered a store hidden in East Charlotte, Carolina Video. It's been there for 15 years, I just didn't know about it.
When you walk in, you have to show your ID to get them to open the door. I got carded! Yay!
There was another customer in the store and he kept looking around as if he was nervous. What did he think, someone he knew was going to walk in? And if they did--what could they say?
Think about it, if you're in an adult store and your pastor walks in, I bet you he or she won't say a word to you or about you being there. That person wouldn't have known you were there if they hadn't been there themselves.
Also, people come in those stores to look at items, not check out the people in there. But, if you and the person of your dreams happen to have the same taste in leather whips, there is nothing wrong with asking for a phone number. Either you're going to have the best sex of your life or make a new friend who has freaky friends who want to be punished. You have the tools to be the punisher!
So when you go into an adult store, don't be timid or afraid and don't worry about who sees you there.
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Woman dies from masturbation 38
I thought killing yourself while experiencing an orgasm was just an old wives' tale.
