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Friday, January 2, 2009

Hard News It's the best excuse for running a stop sign.

Posted By on Fri, Jan 2, 2009 at 8:03 AM

Charles Barkley, you are a role model.

The Hall of Fame basketballer was arrested in Arizona on Wednesday for DUI. But CNN reported yesterday that when he ran a stop sign, his charge should have been, Driving While Horny.

I'm paraphrasing, of course.

According to CNN, Barkley wanted to go and get head. He actually told police that the woman who was going to do it had done it the week before and it was the best he'd ever had in his life.

How can you be mad at a man who blows a stop sign to go get blown? If he was driving drunk, then he should face charges, at least he's taken full responsibility for his actions.  But I'm sure when he was released, his lady friend gave him just what he went to jail for.

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