Wednesday, January 7, 2009

A porn bailout? Why not?

Posted By on Wed, Jan 7, 2009 at 1:35 PM

What's worse than a broke America?

How about a horny America with no porn.

At least that's what Larry Flynt is saying and that's why the porn industry wants a $5 billion bailout.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

I'm all for it. Because like it or not, all tax payers watch porn. Think about it, how can so many people protest it if they have never seen it?

And if you're going to reward Wall Street and banks for fucking us over, then why not give money to people who we actually like to see get fucked?

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